Jennifer Aniston Ate A Sandwich Again

If every tabloid in the world was not doing a Sandy Hook cover story, I know that this photo would be on the cover of most of them all screaming that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant. Probably with twins. Probably already bought everything for nursery. I have no idea what the tabloids are going to do when Jennifer hits an age where it is unlikely that she could be pregnant. She is 43 now, so I figure a few more years before she is going to adopt stories start hitting the tabloids. Ohhhh, she and Angelina could fight for some baby in a war torn country and Brad has to be the peacemaker. That could work. Get on that OK! Magazine. Meanwhile, Jen would probably best served by not eating a sandwich and then going outside.