Yesterday around the office I told everyone that Lindsay Lohan would say the tax mess was not her fault but I guessed she would blame Michael Lohan. Turns out she is just pointing the finger at anyone on her team. She has a team? How does she pay the team? Apparently she has hired another team to deal with the tax mess, but how does that team get paid? It is not like she can write them a check since there is nothing left in her bank account. I guess she could sell some of the stuff she stole. Just wait and see if Lindsay takes a little trip overseas for "promotional work." Nothing in Lindsay's life is Lindsay's fault. She also says that she had no idea there was a tax issue. Umm, so why did she ask Charlie Sheen for money about her tax problem?
OF COURSE ITS NOT!
ReplyDeleteNothing is ever her fault. Ever.
And this, parents, is what happens if your raised your spawn to be entitled, unaccountable, and spoiled.
I can't wait to see how this all ends. Read into that what you will...
ReplyDeleteDon't be surprised if she has BINDERS FULL OF CASH..
ReplyDeleteJust when you thought the story couldn't get better folks!
ReplyDeleteI believe her.
ReplyDeleteI jest!
Years and years of drug and alcohol abuse have literally eaten away at her brain. It's the only thing I can think of, because no one can be that freaking delusional. Yeah, another low-empath day for Reesie.
Wait. This post was almost verbatim in the comments yesterday.
ReplyDeleteI don't have time to go back and look who to attribute the comments to, but yeah.
ReplyDeleteThis is like when my boss kept on missing meetings and subsequently kept on blaming me. Though he knew when the meetings were happening he was always out of the office with his phone turned off so I could never reach him.
ReplyDeleteTaxes happen. Don't blow them off.
Cosign with Christopher Cruz. It's like watching a soap opera. They took all mine off the air, but at least this one goes on and on!
ReplyDelete@Susan - they took mine off, too - As the World Turns and Guiding Light. Daytime TV is dead to me now. I miss my stories!!
ReplyDeleteWatch the video of her on youtube when she was 11 years old. So sad, cuz THAT Lindsay was adorable. Interesting, tho, even at that young age she said she loves the attention.
ReplyDeleteand in other breaking news Water is Wet.....when has she EVER admitted fault to anything???
ReplyDeleteI will never understand why wastes of space and life like this flourish and live to be 100 but humanitarians, earth angels and over all incredible human being usually die young... What has Lindsay Lohan EVER done for humanity? The short answer is absolutely nothing.
ReplyDelete@Amber, you're right. Most of this post seems to come directly from the posts from yesterday. Interesting. (not, actually)
ReplyDelete@Frufra - me too! All My Children, As the World Turns & Guiding Light (you'd think I didn't work for a living - thank God for my old VCR!). Last night I saw a commercial for something (can't remember what) and saw the actress who was on As The World Turns - she played Margo Hughes - made me wish the soaps were still on.
ReplyDeleteOmg! I so miss All My Chillies and One Life to Live!
ReplyDelete@Susan, Reese - my stories got me through staying home with two children - although I had watched those two all my life, as my mom and grandma were both die hard fans. The soaps were soooo much better than all this "reality" crap being forced on us now. They were just straight fantasy and dirt, with none of the guilt of knowing that you are watching real people screw up their real lives!!
ReplyDeleteSo, while I don't give a hoot about Lilo, this post has been great for two reasons: got to talk about my stories, and reminded me to email my accountant. Win/win!
wesley snipes and all those fools ALWAYS say waaah it wasn't my fault! it was my accountant! I didn't know! And the IRS says don't care, do not collect $200, go directly to jail.
ReplyDeleteIf it weren't for a lot of the OLTL folk popping up on General Hospital, I'd be completely devastated. I'm still grieving the deaths of AMC, GL and ATWT too!
ReplyDeleteTrain... meet Wreck.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone remember the story about the little boy who cried wolf over and over and over again? No one believed him one day when he was actually telling the truth. Lindsay keeps saying the same things over and over again, it wasn't me, I was set up, I didn't know, these aren't my pants and that's not my cocaine, she has said the same thing every time that she gets in trouble, so no matter what she says we will always know that it's a lie, and it's always someone else's fault. This poor trainwrecked person. She's really at rock bottom. How would we feel if when we went to the site we saw a posting saying that she was found dead in her hotel room, or that she died in a car crash? I think that she's mentally ill/bipolar and needs Britney level help/supervision/medication that or a long jail sentence. But that would just make her worse when she gets out. If she's gay then she should find love and have a routine, have a home. But at this point the only way that she can feed her addictions is by s$%^ing and f$%*&ng, on the gender that she doesn't prefer. That's no way to live. She's no better than any streetwalker turning tricks for a baggie. Until she gets tired of her lifestyle or dies, we are going to hear the same crack excuses every day, for her daily fuck ups. " I didn't know, it's my Dad's fault, it's not mine, I wasn't driving...." deny deny deny.
ReplyDeletetaxation is theft... but, linds, come on. a "team" ....and you dont have anyone actually caring or watching out for you?
ReplyDeleteleeches.... leeches, everywhere.
Why hasn't her probation been revoked and her ordered to court ASAP? Or, hey, when is she supposed to appear in front of a judge in Santa Monica of those three charges? This is just taking way too long....yes, a week is too long.
ReplyDeletecan we declare some lohan free days, just like you declared some kim k free days?
ReplyDeleteits all a bit much. and not interesting. just sad.
Remember when she tweeted to Obama about taxes? Yeah, she knew there was a problem a long time ago.
ReplyDelete".. it wasn't me, I was set up, I didn't know, these aren't my pants and that's not my cocaine..."
ReplyDeleteKarma Chameleon, that was so beautifully put. I would add, 'I wasn't driving', and 'Just another accuser looking for his 15 minutes'.
She says those two all the time too.
Your comment was right on, Karma C.
Nope, never Lindsay's fault..But guess what? The IRS doesn't give a shit this time. She still has to SIGN her tax forms and if she hasn't done that then she's responsible. Whether she wants to accept that or not.
ReplyDeleteHow do you know when a junkie is lying? Their mouth is moving.
ReplyDeleteThis might be the thing that finally gets her the jail sentence she so richly deserves. They won't lock her up for theft,drunk driving,cocaine,assault,reckless driving,stalking or any of the other shit she always manages to get away with. You can get away with murder but you can't get away from taxes The IRS will do what the Calif justice system won't. They don't care who you are they just want their money. I can't wait to see this smug little bitch get what she deserves for once.
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