Monday, December 24, 2012

Dolly Parton Has Tattoos All Over Her Breasts

Granted, Dolly Parton has a large canvas to play with, but I had no idea that she had tattoos all over breasts. Apparently she does though and Jennifer Saunders has seen them. Up close. Naked. Jennifer was on Graham Norton this weekend and says she was in a restaurant with Roseanne Barr eating and Dolly came up to their table and sat down. The talk turned to tattoos. “I was in a restaurant with Rosanne Barr. Dolly was there and talking about tattoos. She winked at us and said, ‘This will go no further’ and then undid her top and there were her t**s and she has the most exquisite tattoos – angels and butterflies. They are the most divine, Titian like drawings… I kid you not. Although I did wake up in the morning and thought that couldn’t have happened. But it did. It was one of the strangest evenings ever."



Posted by ent lawyer at 8:00 AM

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36 comments:

  1. FSP8:03 AM

    Pic please.

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  2. Meanie Rhysie8:07 AM

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  3. HudsonJoe8:10 AM

    The tattoos shouldn't be a huge surprise. She mentioned in the past that she had some fairly extensive work done to cover up surgical scars.

    Showing the girls off in public is what I find to be a shocker.

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  4. EGB8:13 AM

    I feel like one of our genius readers has mentioned this before? And I am the only person I know who doesn't have one, but I think tattoos are gorgeous.

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  5. mikey8:19 AM

    I don't have any and have no plans of getting one. I mentioned before that I can't commit to a hair color, how could I commit to body art?

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  6. Agent**It8:21 AM

    Enty, these need to be revealed.

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  7. Anonymous8:22 AM

    Dolly sounds like a hoot and a half! Drinks with Roseanne Bar and tattoo/titty flashing? Count me in.

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  8. Kelly8:30 AM

    @Reeses Yep, that's what happens
    @E Gee Yes, me too, I remember that as well!

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  9. Cornbread8:36 AM

    Someone did mention before that this was a long standing rumor...I love that it's true, but I'm kinda with Audrey, her pal shouldn't have mentioned it. Unless Dolly okayed it. Who knows, the boobie flash could've been so long ago, that Dolly really doesn't mind anymore if people know.

    @Reeses, I'm one of those who finds tattoos strangely addictive! I had my third done about 9 months ago, and as soon as I squeeze this baby out, I'd like to get number four! I will say that my choices now as an adult are more meaningful. The shamrock I got when I was 18...not so much. ;)

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  10. ms snarky8:38 AM

    So the moral here is that you can't trust Jennifer Saunders with a secret? Nice friend.

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  11. G8:40 AM

    Glad it went no further.

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  12. a non a miss8:52 AM

    My friennd is obsessed with Dolly and told me the tattoo rumor, good to know its true!

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  13. katsm07118:56 AM

    Holy amazing dinner guests!

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  14. Shocky8:59 AM

    I've heard this before; presumed it was an urban myth.

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  15. Eeekalicious9:03 AM

    Dolly is my all-time girl crush and can do no wrong.

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  16. Anna V. Xol9:09 AM

    Wow. I can never unknow this.

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  17. CantHaveMyPurse9:24 AM

    Love her. She's fhe best. And tattoos make her even cooler...

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  18. TracySwingKid9:27 AM

    LOVE HER! If I ever met her, let alone saw the legendary girls up close and in person, my life would be complete.

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  19. Anonymous10:21 AM

    @audrey lol! people don't keep secrets anymore

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  20. Sherry11:13 AM

    Yeah so much for keeping it a secret but wasn't there a blind item a while back about some older country star with tattoos? Now we know for sure.

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  21. Cassiopeia11:14 AM

    I've heard this too.
    Love her, hope it's true.
    Nice friend though.

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  22. Jemtastic11:31 AM

    I am not surprised that Edina has a big-ass mouth.

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  23. car5411:51 AM

    ow. I bet they hurt--my boobs are a very tender area!

    Yay Dolly and I love that Rosanne and Edina are buds.

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  24. The Black Cat12:43 PM

    Not sure if Roseanne and Jennifer are friends, Roseanne was supposed to do an American version of Ab Fab so I'm sure they had lots of meetings about that.

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    1. katsm07112:30 PM

      @the who cares if they're actual friends, I'd kill to be a fly in the wall for any conversation between 2 women who made such huge groundbreaking impacts in their field!

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  25. califblondy2:38 PM

    I would love to sit at a table with those three women.

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  26. prolixe3:56 PM

    Dolly! She is incredibly awesome, talented and genuine. While I wouldn't tattoo my girls, I applaud her willingness to "bare" her secret.

    Side eye at Jennifer, though - she did say "this will go no further."

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  27. Jenn4:03 PM

    Yes, Dolly said, this would go no further, but did Jennifer agree? Gotta watch those Brits, they're wiley. I am seeing Dolly in a whole new light now. Wow.

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  28. Bxrlvr8:22 AM

    Dolly? Who knew?

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  29. Bxrlvr8:22 AM

    Dolly? Who knew?

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  30. Jennifer8:44 AM

    OMG - I am just loving picturing this conversation. Not in a sexual way, but now thinking Dolly would have made a great cameo in AbFab as Patsy's cousin visiting from the US. I also can't believe that Dolly is in her late 60s. Looks fabulous. Surgery helps I know, but hers has turned out very well.

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  31. Rowan11:01 AM

    First: Merry Christmas Everyone...if you celebrate it or not...

    Second: Could Jennifer be playing a practical joke on Dolly with her "urban legend" status? This is about two legendary comics and icon herself, "DOLLY PARTON".... I bet Dolly is laughing her butt off at this comment and thinking on how to get Sanders back, all with good humour and affection.

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  32. Maja With a J11:25 AM

    Told ya!

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  33. Phillygrrl4:21 PM

    I remember reading an interview with her before where she said she had a bunch of tats that are strategically hidden from view...don't remember where I read it though.

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  34. Phillygrrl4:21 PM

    I remember reading an interview with her before where she said she had a bunch of tats that are strategically hidden from view...don't remember where I read it though.

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