Dina Lohan Thinks Lindsay Lohan Arrest Is All Michael Lohan's Fault

Dina Lohan says she is not doing drugs and hates coke, and my first question to her would be how do you know you hate coke unless you have tried it? Anyway, Dina also says that Lindsay Lohan was arrested because Michael Lohan set it all up. Her proof? The victim lives only a few minutes from Michael. So, does that mean my drinking issues are related to Lindsay living just 10 minutes from me for all these years? Dina is the most ridiculous person in the entire world. I'm not exactly sure how she functions in her own little world, but I do know that if Lindsay ever does go to jail for a very long period of time that Dina will probably be forced to try and sell her children because she obviously knows no other way of making money other than exploiting them and since none of the others have shown Lindsay's talent for making money appear out of thin air, it's no wonder that Dina will always take Lindsay's side.