You know when people who are having unprotected sex on a daily basis say that getting pregnant was a shock or an accident? Well, that is how I feel about Demi Moore saying she was shocked Ashton Kutcher filed for divorce last week. The pair have been separated for a year. Why should she be shocked that after a year, he might want things to move along more quickly than the non-existent pace they were moving at previously. Demi wanted everything settled quietly, but apparently she is asking for so much money that Ashton thought she was being ridiculous and filed. The good news for all of us is that everything should be more public now and we might get to hear some good dirt.
Is she wearing a scarf at her wedding? WTF?
ReplyDeleteNow she is shocked? I thought she was about to file anyway, so I heard.
ReplyDeleteIf Mila is pregnant there should be no surprise about this.
Yeah, her outfit is ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteJeneral, I was just noticing that too. Wtf!?
ReplyDeleteWhat? Mila is pregnant?
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised he didn't file sooner.
ReplyDeleteThey look douchey. Why has the nickname Doucher Kutcher not caught on?
ReplyDeleteBc Doucheton Kutcher has more of a ring to it
DeleteIdk, I'm currently leaning toward Ass-ton Doucher.
DeleteI do think Mila has a gut full of Kutcher, she's been looking very nauseated lately, but maybe that's just a side effect of dating Ashton.
ReplyDeleteNot really a fan of Ashton, but I don't see why she thinks she's entitled to a lot of his money. This wasn't her first marriage, they produced no kids, and she's got plenty of money herself. If anything, he prolonged her celebrity with lots of free publicity she never would have received otherwise.
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Delete@phoenix, you nailed this. I know they had some joint business ventures that should be split up, but that should be pretty cut and dry. I think was just her still hanging on as long as she could.
DeleteMy only issue is that most of his clout in the business came about by being "married" to her. Before her all he had was that stupid Punk show. I'm more mad at Dummi for making him relevant. If Ashton wants to get away ASAP, give her all the properties and run. If he doesn't, he will still be in divorce court by the time he & Mila's baby is born and he's caught with another 23 year old blonde. Yep, I'd put money on both of those things happening soon.
DeleteYou know, it might be a scarf but it looks more like a neck brace. And if Mila is pregnant, send the ambulances to Demi's house now because it's going to get ugly.
ReplyDeleteWho wears a hat to their own wedding? He looks like a Cuban gangster with it. Seeing as he's not, then, a total douche.
ReplyDeleteI can't shake the image of her wearing formal shorts at that A-Rod party. It damaged me, that photo. He should be filing commitment papers.
ReplyDeleteAhhh, Barton, I love you so.
DeleteIsn't she already loaded? did she burn thru all her millions already? unless its just out of revenge
ReplyDeleteYou know that person you dated years ago and you still cringe when you remember? That's what I think of wen I see how Demi is acting now. All I can say is that I'm glad my life isn't played out in the tabloids.
ReplyDeleteYou know that person you dated years ago and you still cringe when you remember? That's what I think of wen I see how Demi is acting now. All I can say is that I'm glad my life isn't played out in the tabloids.
ReplyDeleteNo kidding!
DeleteI'm shocked that she didn't file. How much public humiliation does it take for one woman to get the picture?
ReplyDeleteDemi needs to get a grip because she's clearly lost the one she had.
Any baby bump sightings with MK?
ReplyDeleteThere's a photo of them going to hs hometown for the holidays, Mila looked a bit rounded around the belly. Not very, but she's tiny anyway. Lainey Gossip also implied yesterday that Mila is having a baby.
DeleteHis adultery might help her case. I can see how that would be humiliating though she is not helping her image at all. When you make Ashton kutcher seem like less of an asshat you know you are hurting your cause. That said, i sure as hell hope mila doesn't expect any sympathy when he steps out on her or leaves her with a kid to raise while he parties. At this point the whole world knows ashton is a douche.
ReplyDeleteCalifornia is a no fault state. Adultery is immaterial.
DeleteI missed you so much!!
DeleteI thought they had a open marriage...
DeleteShe looks really really happy there. You guys are mean, lol.
ReplyDeleteHe said on Howard Stern years ago there was no pre-nup. CA is a 50/50 state. Cheating doesn't mean anything to the courts. Court of public opinion they are both assholes.
ReplyDeleteThey are both loaded, Demi is just trying to drag it out. She doesn't want to divorce him.
Demi has more money than Ashton, but he earned more during their marriage, so she's entitled to half of those earnings while keeping her own wealth. She could have waited to file to get a bigger piece of his Two and a Half Men earnings, unless the court rules that the financial responsibility stops at the date of separation.
ReplyDeleteHe should have filed right after her drunken funky chicken freak dancing episode.
ReplyDeletelmao @ Cheryl's comment. She did look like a stone fool doing that dance move.
ReplyDeleteThere was a recent photo of Mila throwing up by some bushes and Ashton is patting her back.
ReplyDeleteMorning sickness?
It was said later that another angle of that same photo showed him helping her into a car.
DeleteAhhhhh...missed that photo.
DeleteThanks annanaa...:)
@Barton Fink - thank you for making my day.
ReplyDeleteThat photo haunts me.
ReplyDeleteAfter they took this picture he stood next to Lee Harvey Oswald as he was shot.
ReplyDeleteIngrid, that was very, very funny! I knew that white jacket and hat reminded me of something!
Delete@ Barton - and then there's the photo of her sporting camel toe. *shudders*
ReplyDeleteDidn't they have a Kabbalah wedding? If so, she may have been required to wear the scarf. I don't know for a fact about Kabbalah, but I do I ow that in Some traditional Newosh weddings brides are required to dress modestly. Just a thought.
ReplyDeleteSpell check strikes again and now that I look at the pic, I'm not sure what that neck thing is. Never mind. But I do know that some Jewish brides dress very modestly for their weddings then change I to something more fun
DeleteIn a way, every time I see stuff about Demi Moore I am shocked at how much her breakup self seems to be just like her character in St. Elmo's Fire.
ReplyDeleteI keep waiting for there to be an item about her locking herself in an empty house and Rob Lowe trying to break in with a fire extinguisher so he can make everything better by setting hairspray on fire,,,
Exactly Call me yndy. Talk about life immitating art.
ReplyDeleteIf you google the wedding images she was in a low cut satin gown (think Vegas not bridal) for the wedding, so she must have changed. I'm wondering if they were headed out and someone said to cut the cake.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I think she's quibbling about money just to drag it out. If he said take it all she would find something else to delay things.
When did Demi Moore become so pathetic? It's really sad when someone can't let go of a dead and buried relationship. It serves no purpose to drag things on like this. Someone already said it - it's cringe-inducing.
ReplyDeleteIt's strange to see a woman with so much imploding from lack of self worth. I remember when she lived a quiet life in Idaho, she should move back. Hollywood doesn't suit her, she's crippled with self doubt.
ReplyDeleteI love it when so-called liberated women take money they don't need when they divorce. It makes me embarrassed to be a woman sometimes.
ReplyDelete(I'm not talking about women who put their husbands through school or who have kids together).
I'm shocked to see how unstable and in denial Demi is. Did anyone ever see her this way? Remember GI Jane? Remember Disclosure? Yes they were movie roles but they gave (me anyway) the impression she was more independent and self-aware than she appears to be. Did she evolve into this desperate needy person or was she always like this?
ReplyDeleteObviously Demi is not in a good place.....
ReplyDeleteHe was a cheater the entire time they were married. He should pay. I can't blame her. Get money bitch! Of course she was stupid to marry him in the first place. It he truly genuinely loved Mila and their spawn he would pay up and move on. The fact he let this go public speaks volumes. Run Mila!!
ReplyDeleteRemember the rumors about Ass ton's relationship with January Jones... All those years with his withering personality has probably damaged Demi.
ReplyDeleteAsston had $$ from investments before he married Demi. Fwiw
ReplyDeleteEh, she should walk away with some grace and dignity. Instead, she is just pathetic. I always thought she came across as so full of herself, but that seems to be how she covered up her insecurity issues.
ReplyDeleteYeah and apparently she was shocked when he barebacked some random slut in a hot tub on their anniversary, also shocked that living on redbull,coke, whip its, and fake herb could cause seizures. Also shocked that it's not a good idea to go out drinking and partying with your daughter. Alcoholic bimbo.
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