Chris Kattan On Match.Com?
A friend of mine sent me this screen shot yesterday and I posted it on Twitter and I think people are having a tough time deciding if it is real or not. One thing we have decided is that Chris Kattan is way older than 37 and way shorter than 5'9". If this was someone more famous you would say to yourself no way would it be him, but it is Chris Kattan. He is not exactly at the top of his game any longer and he does not have women throwing himself at him anymore. And yes, he has had sex with women, so I would not dismiss this because you think he is gay.
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wasn't there a blind the other day and everyone thought it was Rob Schneider? Could this be a hint?
Athletic and toned - hahaha
Chris is married, which explains his oddly worded relationship status.
I was thinking that I didn't know why he couldn't be 37, then it hit me. I'm nearly 35 now, and he's at least a decade older than I am. Something in my brain stopped aging past 29 I think. Shit.
Well if it is him, what's wrong with that? He's divorced. Am I missing something here?
I'm guessing it's fake - I came across the profile of someone claiming to be a famous porn star on an online dating site.
I would SO date him.. The way he eats apples in seconds is sucha turn on.
I can't help but read that profile in his Doug Butabi voice/affect.
If it is him (and he's not married), good for him. Can you imagine how hard dating would be if you were famous/known?
Maybe the issue is that women are throwing himself at him instead of throwing themselves at him.
Wasn't he married or dated Jennifer Coolidge from 2 Broke Girls?
Everybody needs love, it seems so odd its certainly suspicious. ***(Jax warning: Blind items suspect being discussed:)***I remember a blind that was "suspected" to be about him, might not be, it was a blind item saying that he was struggling with some serious drug issues.
@ Sarah: that happens to me all the time! In my mind I'm 25, but I'm actually 31. My brain stopped too.
Remember when he was on sunset tan??? Haha those were the days. I hope the olly girls are doing well.
Shoulda used a photo from Night at the Roxbury.
Mango needs love too!
I thought he was divorced...or in the middle of a divorce.
That being said, still not interested. If he winked at me...he wouldn't get a wink back.
Oh honey, i know the feeling!! I was in hospital one time and i looked diwn at my bracelet, and it read" 60 yr old woman", and i thought, who is that??!! (Ans- me!, lol)
Wasn't he the guy who married a stripper or something like that, who he knew for like 6 weeks? Sunny, or Bubbles, or something like that? Maybe I'm confused. I probably am...
Seriously though, if it IS him, would you date him? Just from the pic and the bio?
I have heard the name but I don't know who he really is.
I found it! Just had to share - I know what Chris and a few of his buds are up to these days - the tribal casino circuit!
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Come see the gang in scenic Shawnee, Oklahoma!
Real people post true profiles on Match?!?!?! That, and all the others, are playgrounds for psychopaths and sociopaths. Tell them what you want and magically it appears. So many horror stories, not to mention STD's. It's not what it used to be. I totally believe its Chris just from the parts that are total lies!
Im 5'11 and I have a picture where he is standing next to me and he's a good head shorter than me. Even celebs lie on their online profiles which makes no sense at all because this is verifiable information. If it is a real profile its the way to start off on the wrong foot.
Men lie about height and penis size.
Women lie about age and how many men they've slept with.
I thought he married a model last year. Or maybe the year before last?
His IMDB profile says he's 5'6".
His IMDB profile says he's 5'6".
Scratch my post. I got him confused with Rob Schneider.
I find them both horribly unfunny.
The only amusing thing Kattan ever did was when he played Liza Minnelli's husband David Gest and he and Maya Rudolph (as Liza) would exchange those horribly awkward open-mouthed kisses.
who cares leave him alone he just wants love. internet dating i don't do personally but good for him
seriously you catfish a pic of chris kattan?! .. seriouslyyyyyy
I still remember him humping SJP's Fish Tank on SATC knockoff on SNL!
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