Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Brooke Mueller Is Back In Rehab

For just the 19th time in her life, Brooke Mueller is back in rehab. According to a statement from her publicist who said Brooke was not using any drugs earlier in the week, Brooke is uncomfortable with how Adderall is making her feel so decided to go to rehab. Umm, yeah, if you take 10 of the things every few hours, they will make you feel like Red Bull is in your body instead of blood. Combine that with the booze she is drinking and the crack she is smoking and yeah, I could see how the Adderall would make her feel uncomfortable. I hope Charlie pays her extra for rehab. 19 times. She could make a killing. Her mom thought it had been far less than 19, but Principal Rooney set her straight. And yes, Charlie Sheen was in the movie, so this is full circle stuff here. Read this post when you have hot boxed and you will see the heavens open up and life will be explained.

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:00 AM

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62 comments:

  1. Patty6:02 AM

    I wish her well and all, but at the same time I really don't care.

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  2. EmEyeKay6:03 AM

    Who needs hotboxing explained to them? I'm right here to help...

    I knew a man who went to rehab 11 times, I thought THAT was bad!

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    1. Frufra6:18 AM

      @Em - ha! You know it will come up. Enty needs a "FAQ" tab on here. Let's see - hot boxing, the rating system, what else?

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    2. Agent**It6:21 AM

      Em , help?

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    3. EmEyeKay6:22 AM

      Frufra: when I was new I had to ask what Kneepads was, we could add that. Good morning!

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    4. Frufra6:25 AM

      Yes! Kneepads for sure. I miss what Ent was calling the Enquirer for a while - what was it, magazine that looks like a newspaper, ugh - can't remember! He must have ended his blood feud with the Enq :-).

      Good morning to you, dear.

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    5. EmEyeKay6:30 AM

      I don't remember the exact wording either, Frufra.

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    6. All about Eve8:07 AM

      @Frufra, tabloid that feels like a newspaper I think was the name lol

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  3. a non a miss6:05 AM

    My friends brother just came home from his 13th trip to rehab. When asked where he's been for a month: "I was working out of town". Even non celebs have excuses.

    He's been home for less than a week and is already using again.

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  4. dee1236:09 AM

    Feel bad for her kids. Not her.

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  5. Cassiopeia6:10 AM

    Does anyone else think that enty's writing seems different lately?

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  6. Meanie Rhysie6:11 AM

    As many times as it takes! Hopefully this will be the time it *takes*. Addiction is a motherfucker.

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  7. Stacey Charter6:24 AM

    well back in the day, hotboxing was farting under the covers and trapping it in there w/ your significant other - see Dutch Oven... LOL I am guessing that's not what we're talking about here?

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  8. Cathy6:24 AM

    I was the last person to ask what hotboxing was... but that's because I had always heard of it referred to as clam baking.

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  9. libby6:25 AM

    goes in circles---YES. I'm bored with the same people he writes about all the time.
    I wasn't going to comment to say that, but you asked. I think the writing is stale. That is all.

    I still love Enty, but I think his heart's not in it, maybe the quantity strategy is burning him (or them) out.
    jmo

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  10. libby6:27 AM

    Please don't be mad that I said that, ladies. Plus, I won't be around today, so I doubt I'll see any responses.
    I blurted, forgive me.

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  11. Elizabeth6:27 AM

    I really don't care about Brooke Mueller, her only accomplishment is getting Charlie Sheen and that's no feat. But did you see her black fingers in those pics? Was she using her fingers as matches? Those little boys are so cute too; really sad for them.

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  12. EmEyeKay6:29 AM

    @Agent: smoking pot in an enclosed space, so that you're constantly inhaling.

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    1. Agent**It6:39 AM

      Em, thanks. Think I'll go slip into my closet....

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  13. Meanie Rhysie6:31 AM

    Ah...hot boxing. Memories of high school wafting over me. ;)

    CDAN'ers are a helpful bunch! On an article about Amanda Byne's, I noticed people commenting about her 'programming wearing off"...had no clue what it meant and made an open inquiry. Was sugeested to me that I google Project Monarch. Then, someone called the conspiracy theorists called everyone idiots or some such thing for believing the Project Monarch and suggested Echelon.......

    Yes, indeed...CDAN'ers are a helpful bunch! I never would've known what Goop was. ;)

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  14. Amber6:32 AM

    One of the things I find interesting about this is that she had alcohol in her system, which is a probation violation from her Aspen incident. However, her attorney is saying that the amount of alcohol that was in her blood was so low it'll likely be overlooked. Just because it was low at the time she was tested, doesn't mean she wasn't totally shitfaced hours before. So how is being "low" relevant as pertains to probation violation?

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  15. White lilly6:33 AM

    Ohh, I was going to ask what it was, but now I know! Thanks Em!!!!

    And I think drug addicts are selfish in a way that there's no room to care about anything else but their addiction. She's probably not a bad person, but I guess she's so consumed by it that she doesn't think that her kids are growing up and she's missing all the fun... so sad!

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  16. White lilly6:35 AM

    @ReesesPeace, wait, what??????????

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  17. Brooke Wheeler6:43 AM

    The only thing worse than these celebrity junkies with kids are the publicists who make up these ridiculous stories to feed to the public. Not only do they treat the rest of the world like we're idiots, but they enable these "stars." This woman should be publicly outed, for her safety and the safety of her two little boys.

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  18. a non a miss6:44 AM

    I love a good hot box but we call it a clam bake in my area :)

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  19. Meanie Rhysie6:46 AM

    White Lily...if you google Project Monarch...trust me: you'll be lost! ;) Weird stuff.

    If that's what you're asking about.

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  20. Mother Campfire6:48 AM

    Why would a doctor give a known addict adderal in the first place? There are non stimulant add meds out there, intuiv is one of them. Sounds like she found LLs 'psychiatrist'.

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  21. portlandjewel6:50 AM

    I still don't know why Dina Lohan is called "white Oprah" it took me months to figure out that's who everyone was referring to. Brooke Mueller is wasted space. How many 35 year old people have been to rehab 19 times? That's ridiculous. There are less fortunate people who can't afford rehab once that might better benefit from such opportunities. She's pathetic.

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  22. Amber6:52 AM

    @portland - Dina was called "The White Oprah", because she was shopping a talk show around and claimed that Lindsay's friends call her that. However, a lot of people now call her "Orange Oprah" because of her horrific fake orange tan. :)

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    1. portlandjewel6:58 AM

      Thanks! Ha! A talk show for Dina Lohan... That's pretty freakin' crazy!

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    2. PugsterMom8:06 AM

      Wow and I just refer to her as trash...

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  23. EmEyeKay6:54 AM

    @Frufra, we can also add "who is Himmmm?" to the list :-/

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  24. Karen7:03 AM

    I like when Oprah is referred to as "Black Dina."

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  25. Bit dams7:04 AM

    isn't 10 times the average?

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  26. Ari7:07 AM

    she's such a disaster...jeez

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  27. Cathy7:11 AM

    I actually believe that she didn't have crack in her system at the time of her overdose or whatever it was. TMZ interviewed her on her way out of the hospital and she very specifically stated that she was not on any "illegal drugs" and that if she had been, they would've held her. So I think that she was taking way too many adderall pills (and mixing them with alcohol), but in her own mind, that's okay, since they aren't "illegal drugs."

    Also, I was totally weirded out when I first saw her hands too, but in some other pictures it actually is quite clearly paint, since there are various layers - some black, some metallic and some white. I do believe that while she was on her adderall binge, she was going crazy with her jewelry making thing.

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  28. OneGirlRevolution7:34 AM

    I guess good for her for going back to rehab?

    (On the other hand, it clearly won't take until she goes for being a junkie, not because she wants to stay out of jail.)

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  29. Cassiopeia7:48 AM

    @libby
    Yeah, idk what it is. Seems more feminine lately.

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  30. Anonymous8:14 AM

    LMAO Enty! I see it, I see the heavens, it's beautiful. Speaking of heaven, why doesn't everyone who loves hard drugs just switch to the ganga? It works, it feels good, it's relatively cheap, and it won't kill you or make you have to go to rehab. I know some people think it's addictive, and to those people I say, shut up and pass it to the left please, just pass it to the left.

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    1. portlandjewel12:29 PM

      I hate that I know this, but she has a medical marijuana card... She has admitted that. Personally I love MJ but I don't think it gets her were she wants to go...

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  31. Hazeldazel8:29 AM

    @Cathy: or maybe she was huffing which will absolutely destroy your brain. bad news.

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  32. canadachick8:33 AM

    Adderall is the devil of prescribed meds.

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  33. Nervous Nelly8:37 AM

    She is a waste of motherhood. Please please take away those children and give them a happy home.

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  34. Vkn8:58 AM

    Oh god this bitch. 19 times? Please send her and Lindsey to Iraq and leave them in the town square.

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  35. Unknown9:13 AM

    conspiracy theories can be so fun :) @reeses @whitelily

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  36. Anonymous poster9:36 AM

    Kneepads = People Magazine

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  37. Sherry9:36 AM

    @Harvey: Trust me, ganja doesn't work for everything..If only!

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  38. izz9:58 AM

    Tmz just posted a story about how Brooke has left the kids with Denise whilst she's in rehab and that's it's not the first time either. But we knew that lol

    http://www.tmz.com/2012/12/11/brooke-mueller-denise-richards-twins-charlie-sheen-rehab/

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  39. Anonymous10:13 AM

    I'm with you Harvey! I quit drinking, smoking and a nasty 9 year opiate addiction .. Mary Jane saved my ass! If I didn't have my little vaporizer pen with me daily I would be a lost little lady. Just light up Brooke! Seriously mannnn it works wonders :-)

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  40. Unknown10:38 AM

    Works wonders if you're one of those people without an incipient schizo-affective disorder.

    Really, I hate all the people who act like the stuff is completely harmless. for about 1-3% of the population regular usage can trigger mental illness. I certainly don't think it should be banned, after all alcohol is worse, but the stuff ain't coffee or candy corn. It's a powerful psychoactive drug. Treat it as such.

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  41. lc11:12 AM

    I always thought if you tkae prescription drugs not according to what is written on the script, thatit was somehow illegal. Adderall is speed plain and simple.
    It took me one time in rehab. But I took it seriousky because I had a baby coming. I thank a greater power that in all of her 8 yrs, she has NEVER EVER seen me in addiction.
    Like I said in a previous post, '' I liked my drugs, but I LOVE my daughter.''
    I hope Brooke gets it together. I would never wish addiction on anyone, even my worst enemy.

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  42. Ms Cool11:43 AM

    Add these to the FAQ:

    How to add a clickable link.

    The origin of Where's Shelly? (I don't know the answer to this)

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  43. feraltart12:32 PM

    Spike Gomes, thank you! I have written previously about a friends son who started on the marijuana, developed schizophrenia, and later killed himself. I was jumped on so hard. You are the first person to back me up on how it can bring out mental illness.

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  44. White lilly1:54 PM

    @Ms Cool Don't forget the how to change the background color!

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  45. auntliddy1:59 PM

    I think anytime you ingest anything that affects your brain, you have zero idea how it will work out. I wouldnt pooh pooh anything.

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  46. PookieTwo4:17 PM

    So the boys are with Denise for this trip, and not Brooke's parents - hmmm. Didn't Enty post a few months ago that they've been staying with her for the most part anyway? Kind of validates some of Enty's news and sources.

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  47. Eeekalicious4:31 PM

    I wish this poor girl could get herself together. She needs to go in and not come out for a year.

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  48. New Life and Attitude4:46 PM

    OT: Oh and don't forget "Fishsticks." I like the idea of a glossary that can be updated as things come up. That would be awesome.

    And now back to the topic at hand. 19 times? I thought my ex was bad because he has done at least 13 rehabs/sober living places just that I know of.

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  49. Zeeky_Boogy_Doog6:13 PM

    Adderal is gross. A group of us went to Los Angeles and Las Vegas to see a band, and one of the gals stole her children's Adderal. OMG. She virtually never slept, and yelled at me several times to "hurry up" like when I dared use a restroom at a casino. (This was when my IBS was severe.)

    She also got really mad at me because we arrived in Vegas at 6am, and she wanted to camp out NOW to get in the front row. This was summer. Outside. In Vegas. Anyway, I wouldn't do it and she said "I better not see you near the front." Good luck with that! Adderal.

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  50. Katrina Martiani8:42 PM

    Zeeky, that's hilarious! SOmeone that I was hanging out with recently who is way, way younger than I am offered me Adderall and it scared the shit out of me! I didn't know what to make of it but i felt all judgmental and pious about it and *I* was a bit of a speedfreak-alkie-walkie-just-give-me-that-drug-now-thank-you type when I was in college. I never got completely spun out on anything, thank god, and drugs scare the shit out of me, now, but DANG! I seriously did a "AHyee! the KIDS these days!" and I'm only in my late 40's. Or the "Pushin' 50's" as I call it.

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  51. mooshki11:47 PM

    I was prescribed Adderall briefly, and it had absolutely no effect on me. Drugs work very differently on different people. Marijuana can be very dangerous to some people, but for the majority, it's a hell of a lot better than hard drugs. Woody Harrelson probably saved Owen Wilson's life by getting him onto pot instead of heroin/coke.

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