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Blind Items Revealed

July 25, 2008

#2 - Mild mannered on and off screen, this aging, but not old, former Academy Award winning actor has a favorite haunt. He loves this S&M club. Although his name is on the membership records, when he is at the club or an event he always wears a mask the entire time and has everyone call him Steve. His favorite activities always have to include redheads. Don't know why, just one of his kinks apparently.

Nic Cage - **Back when this was written, he had not really shown the temper he has in the past year or two.

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  1. Nic Cage is my husband's favorite actor, for whatever reason. Can't wait to tell him.

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  2. Guess he used to keep his rage bottled up, expressing it behind a mask. Isn't it wonderful for the world that he's let his anger blossom and come out for all to see. Now he just lets his miserable freak flag fly. Thanks for the reveal, Enty!

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  3. "Ok 'Steve', um your voice is totally giving you away." Can you imagine Nic Cage rasping behind a mask?

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  4. Anonymous10:23 AM

    LoLs Ethorne. " Hiii, ummm, I'm Steve, call me Steve. So where's the redheads at?"
    I can definitely imagine him doing that, he's always been a bit of an odd bird.

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  5. Just because someone enjoys S & M doesn't mean they're crazy or evil or bad tempered. It's just a kink with millions of people. There's a few bad apples in every group.

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  6. 1) Not surprised.
    2) Since when was liking redheads kinky?
    3) NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!

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    1. Lmao!!! The Wicker Man scenes are classic!

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  7. Not gonna lie..I would get freaky with National Treasure-era or before "Steve".

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  8. Wonder whose mask he prefers? Nixon, Shatner?

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  9. Oh god, he was in Face/Off, wasn't he? Now I'm totally skeeved out by the mask idea.

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  11. I'm picturing him in one of those Scream masks with a "Hello my name is Steve" nametag.

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  12. He made 8mm when? Hmm interesting but not shocking

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  13. Eweweww! And yikes!! Im a redhead!!!!!

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    1. Ok, I'll admit, me too!

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    2. Me three with bangs. Hee hee!

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  14. If he did all this using the voice from Peggy Sue Got Married, it would be so much awesome.

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  15. I wonder what his safety word is... Not that I think he would ever use it. He seems like a tough cookie!!!

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  16. Bet it's an Elvis mask.

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  17. Anonymous11:22 AM

    So he couldnt contain it anymore. S&M the gateway to getting Yo ass beat

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  18. Now all the strippers who guessed Andy Sandberg have to pay up

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  19. Yes he is very very weird heard the wife is one of the call girls that he was really fond of and ended up marrying

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  20. This totally freaks me out cuz I kno a friend of a friend who is super creepy & his name is Steve. We call him Date Rape Steve. Oh! He also dates a redheaded stripper. Touche!

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  21. Nic's old assistant was named Steven w/ a PH....and like to spank! Not going into any details but he was a creep!!

    Nic fired his entire staff after filming the Weatherman in Chicago...check out imdb.com (not producers but staffers- hair dressers, asst, drivers,etc)before leaving for South Africa

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  22. This puts a whole new spin on Samberg's "Get In The Cage with Cage" skit on SNL from a couple of years ago.

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  23. This doesn't answer the big question---is he a bottom or a top? Is he submissive or dominant?

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  24. Ew GROSSSSS. I thought he had yellow fever anyways, judging by his mail order wife. The redhead thing is the most shocking part of this...lol.

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  25. warecat - Weird question, but are you in Ancaster, Ontario? I also know someone who gets taunted with Date Rape Steve.

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    1. @mrwolf @warecat forget the blind, I'm more interested in your conversation lol!

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    2. Lol @katsm me too! :)

      Date rape Steve??

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  26. Ew, did not need this visual! And thanks for the dirt @me!

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  27. Ahahaha! No, ohio @MrWolf.
    That's really funny & f*cked up that I will prob think of an international creepster from now on everytime I hear the name Steve. Dude, who knows, I wldnt put it past him to move a few hundred miles north to harrass girls across the border.


    @kats
    Rumour has it that DRS put GHB in a girls drink. Guess after that happ, someone put GHB in Steve's drink @ a party he was throwing & robbed him. Any other details about this madness, I have no clue. That's the only stuff I heard. Sounds like a real winner tho!

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  28. Whoa. At least it's just a rumor for now so I can laugh at the creepiness

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  29. I have to say that even though he's a total whack job now, I always think of Nic Cage as he was in Valley Girl. He was so cute!

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  30. I also want to know, is he a spanker, or spankee? I'd have smacked his ass when he was Con-Air buff, as long as he cut that ratty hair, and did NOT try to put on that sorry Southern accent. Dang, maybe I'm a top, nah I'm too lazy, I know I'm just a voyeur.

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  31. Anonymous8:00 AM

    LOL at using the Peggy Sue voice, that was one of the most memorable nerd voices. Sounded like he was an asthmatic having a pet dander allergy attack, with a sinus infection.

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  32. The weird part is that the mask he wears while getting his redhead S&M freak on is a Nicolas Cage mask.

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  33. The weird part is that the mask he wears while getting his redhead S&M freak on is a Nicolas Cage mask.

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  34. I adore Nic Cage, and always will.

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  35. After reading the Debra Messing blind, I now imagine Nic Cage beating the crap outta her in an SM setting. She is redhead, so he will like it, and since Debra seems to be a bitch a good slap and spank might be deserved xD

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  36. @ Manfrenjensen - that was hilarious. And this is coming from someone who had actually had a pet dander induced allergy attack with a sinus infection.

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  37. jaja I also love redheads! didnt know Nic and I shared kinks ;)

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