This Real Housewife and her husband have decided on a trial separation. Well, she decided on it. She needs more money and needs to get back together with some of the men that supported her previously. Probably not the person you would think of first in your mind.
My first thought is B. Frankel, but IDK if that's who he's saying isn't it, because I have no way of knowing what others would think first.
ReplyDeleteI hope I'm not the only one who has never seen an episode of any season whatsoever. I can watch teens and young adults act like fools on MTV, but I can't stand when grown women with families do so!
ReplyDelete@sma$h, you are not the only one, I barely know any of them
DeleteThe only reason I know any of them is from here...
DeleteKim Zolciak?
ReplyDeleteMrs perfect marriage, but still got the Hilton nose - Kyle Richards!
ReplyDeleteMauricio is a pretty successful high end real estate agent and does quite well but it would be nice to see her knocked down a peg or two...
DeleteTeresa & Joe?
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Melissa Gorga from Jersey.
ReplyDeleteKim came to mind but then it said it's not the one we think it is.
I was also thinking Teresa because her husband is cheating on her but she is the bread winner in the family right now.
Kim Z. came to mind for me too, but as someone else pointed out, it's not who we'd think of first. I certainly hope it's not Kim; Kroy seems like a good guy that genuinely loves her. Plus, they just has two kids together!
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Kim and Big Poppa for the win.
ReplyDeletekyle from beverly hills. she acts so cutesy and holier-than-thou, judging everyone.
ReplyDeleteI like the Kim Z guess, but I would die of laughter if this was Kyle Richards
ReplyDeleteYolanda and Muhamad for the rich ex?
ReplyDeleteHe's also paid for Joanna in the past
If we're talking RHONJ, Melissa makes FAR more sense than Teresa. Tre has only been with Joe her whole life, if she is to be believed (and I DO believe her on THAT one).
ReplyDeleteI'm going Adrienne from BH
ReplyDeleteNot Kim and Big Poppa, he is broke, lost most of his properties and was recently arrested for basically being a slum lord (failure to maintain properties).
ReplyDeleteI think it could be Kyle and Mauricio, he just left the real estate firm he was with (with Rick Hilton) to go out on his own, so I imagine the money maybe a little tight for Kyle's liking.
OMG could it be Jacqueline from Jersey Housewives. She was accused of being an escort when she lived in Vegas. It says some of the men (plural) who supported her. Also Melissa was an alledged stripper. I'm definetely going with one of them.
ReplyDeleteJacquline is a great guess!! I'm gonna retract my Kim guess & go w Caroline Manzo. Ftw!
DeleteMy first thought was Gorga and it's horrible that I even know who this person is.
ReplyDeleteBig Poppa arrested?!?!? Did not know that. And broke too. Wow.
ReplyDeletewhat abt the other girl from atlanta that one that married that nasty old man. The model
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's Cynthia Bailey (the model) because she lent her husband money at one time. She also was a pretty successful model back in the day and pretty much supported herself.
ReplyDeletewell, this indicates a past with men who kept her. how the fuck would that be kyle? she's been married for a long time.
ReplyDeletewho else has that kind of past (that we know of for sure) besides kim?
Cynthia!
ReplyDeleteI think it might be one of the Miami House Wives.
ReplyDeleteWhere's Barton when we need him???
Melissa Gorga. She is money hungry.
ReplyDeleteWould love for it to be Jacqueline but don't think it's her. She was a call girl / stripper in Las Vegas. I think she's too drunk to leave the house let alone call up someone across the country for sex.
Would love for it to be Kyle but come on. Have you seen her husband? Only person who is stepping out in their relationship would be him.
The first person you would think of would be Kim Z so we have to rule her out..for now.
ReplyDeleteOC is pretty much out - Heather is the only remaining one married and her husband is rich...Jesus Jugs is off the show so she does not count.
BH - Adrain is a Maloof so no, Vanderpump is rich, Taylor..well dead husband, Camille no, Kim no, Brandi no, Kyle? No - Mauricio does very very very well in real estate.
Miami - Lisa's hubby is rich and Lea..well that would never work. Alexia?? maybe but she was so minor probably not and again the rest are not married..
NJ - The only one that would fit would be Melissa Gorga but Joe G is doing just fine moneywise...Teresa maybe but who would support her ass???
That leaves Atlanta (DC is gone so we are not counting that)...
NeNe has been separated forever so no. Phaedra is the bread winner so no. Kim, obvious choice so no, Porscha - no her family is rich and she is married to Kordell so no..
that would leave...Cynthia??
Hmmm...Joe Gorga is not doing well and they are thisclose to filing bankruptcy.
ReplyDeleteJacqueline and her husband denied her being a stripper but she was a "dancer" in Las Vegas, they have filed for bankruptcy.
Who is still married? That cuts out more than half of hte "housewives." Jesus Jugs is back on the show and I would die laughing if this were her. Kim is the obvious choice. Jacqueline and Melissa are good guesses. I think Joe G is broke ass. What about NYC ladies?
ReplyDeleteJaqueline is bankrupt too?
ReplyDeleteJaqueline is bankrupt too?
ReplyDeleteAlexis
ReplyDeletemelissa's not a bad guess but my god, whoever the guy is should be afraid of being found wearing cement overshoes in the east river.
ReplyDeletei cannot believe jacqueline would do this.
Jesus Barbie
ReplyDeleteKim is obviously the first choice. Second has to be no-forehead (Teresa) obvie she's the one with money problems. I don't believe that Jacqueline and Melissa were hookers. I could see Teresa being one though, especially after the witch-hunt she created last season.
ReplyDeleteYou're kidding, right? Its as if you've never read gossip before.
DeleteHi, Dee. :)
DeleteI agree, it would be funny if it were Kyle, but Mauricio probably only has to sell one or two houses a year to keep them rolling in the dough. I checked out his website once, and million-dollar houses are shacks to him.
ReplyDeleteI agree it's probably Melissa...they are having financial issues supposedly and I suspect she would leap to anyone who had more $$ if she could.
ReplyDeleteI think he's saying we'd think it was Tre because it's been in the news that the Guidice's are splitting but I agree, I don't think she's ever had anyone but Joe.
Melissa and Joe are broke and Lauritas are in bankruptcy and being sued.I am so very sorry that I know this, forgive me:)
ReplyDeleteUnknown, I am with you on the Cynthia guess...she is def not one you would think of right away. I only did after reading your comment
ReplyDeleteWell, folks, I think that these shows, more than anything, should show that money doesn't necessarily guarantee happiness. Look at all the obnoxious, vacuous, tiresome, bratty, snotty, vain, self absorbed dimwit housewives. They're all doing pretty good. But keeping up with the Joneses, infighting, cattiness, pettiness and just plain selfishness and having bad attitudes bring these women down time and time again. They have more money than many small country's GDP but still they whine about how their husbands aren't devoted enough or don't make enough money. Would you want to be their husbands? Valued only for the dollar amount you pull down each month? Get over yourselves. ReallySpoiledBitchwives would be a more accurate title. If you're not happy with a mansion, five cars and your family, chances are you're not going to be happy with two mansions, twenty cars and a different family. Money does not equal happiness bitches. God, when will these shows go away already?
ReplyDeleteI forgot NYC - jesus...but of the married ones - Ramona..high-larious but no she is the bread winner, Aviva no, Heather makes a ton of dough so no, and the rest are not married.
ReplyDeleteJoe Gorga is not broke, or close to it don't believe the Theresa lies lol..that bitch will spew anything to make them look bad. Besides no one took care of Melissa before Joe, remember she was working as a bartender and a teacher to get by.
Jac and hubby did not file bankruptcy, it was Chris's one company he was a part of. They are being sued for using funds for personal use while the company was in bankruptcy - allegedly. Chris has other businesses. Like it or not blk is doing really well.
None of the manzos/lauritas are hurting for money trust me.
Big Poppa was arrested, but he's far from broke. He didn't tie up his loose ends on a deal or two.
ReplyDeleteUnknown sounds like Melissa... LOL
ReplyDeleteI thought something similar, MariaK. Who paid for Melissa's implants, after all?! Among other things! Some other guy who was "supporting" her, that's who, and I refuse to believe differently.
ReplyDeleteAnd the teacher/"bartender" stories keep getting spun by the Gorgas, but there are websites that have tracked everything they've said and shown that they CONSTANTLY change their stories and their timelines.
Let's face it...that whole cast lies. :-)