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This B+ list all movie actress told a friend that her foreign born A+ list all movie actor significant other refuses to ever service her orally. He tells her that he feels claustrophobic when he is down there. Oh, but he fully expects her to perform the service for him and has made it clear it is what he prefers to actual sex with her.
Oh, hell no! That's a deal-breaker!! And, that is my contribution as I suck at blind-guessing. ;)
ReplyDeleteselfish bastard
ReplyDeleteSharing is caring!lol
ReplyDeleteRachel Weisz and Daniel Craig
ReplyDeleteI can't remember if Ryan Reynolds was put on the A list or not, but he's Canadian. "Significant other" is used to not make it obvious, because Enty often says "boyfriend/girlfriend/wife/husband".
ReplyDeleteHalle & Oliver
ReplyDeleteThis needs to be revealed so we know which actor is a selfish loser. If he doesn't want to do that, then he shouldn't expect it in return.
ReplyDelete@ Amber I think Reynolds ranking is moot for this, b/c Blake Lively is not B+ all movie. I think Sarah is right with Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig.
ReplyDeleteBut Rachel is also foreign born. The fact it says "foreign born significant other" makes me think the female is American
DeleteIs this wrong?
ReplyDeleteALL MOVIE. Not Blake.
ReplyDeleteum...all men?
ReplyDeleteExactly my thoughts!
DeleteOh crap I forgot it said all movie. My apologies. Very little sleep today. It's a wonder I'm not typing by slamming my face into the keyboard.
ReplyDeletelol. I actually thought Rob & Kristen for this. Not that I think they are actually together.
ReplyDeleteClaustrophobia hardly seems like an excuse either. I mean, are they doing it in a closet or under the bed? Just throw the sheet off, spread 'em wide, & go to town!
ReplyDelete@amber the other Canadian Ryan and Eva Mendes better but it can't be him. I won't allow it!
ReplyDeleteSeems kinda appropriate to wait for Auntlikky's guess on this...
ReplyDeleteMaybe "claustrophobia" is German for "vaginaphobia", which is defined as "a mouth is a mouth, and I can pretend you're a dude going down on me."*
ReplyDelete*I know "claustrophobia" is not German. I'm being dumb. As usual. :P
@Sarah - maybe Gosling's just saving his mouth for you Xo
ReplyDelete@amber that's my Christmas made!
ReplyDeleteAm I the only woman on earth that doesn't like it?
ReplyDeleteNope, yore not Vicki. It annoys me.
DeleteMe too!
Delete@Vicki Cupper - Yup, me three. Does absolutely nothing for me.
DeleteWHUT?
DeleteIs there any chance at all that you've just been with people who are terrible at it? Done badly, or when you're not in the mood, it can tickle, irritate or even be uncomfortable. But done well, well, holy fuck that is a different story. Also, properly groomed facial hair on the licker is a must. Clean shaven is great, a week of growth where the hair is soft is fine, but 2 or 3 days of growth is asking for carpet burn on your carpet area.
ITA, RP, one must give to receive!
ReplyDeleteITA, RP, one must give to receive!
ReplyDeletesounds like something Halle would accept
ReplyDeleteDude has zero interest in vagina. Frankly, he sounds gay to me.
ReplyDeleteOr, more likely, he's just not that into her. No wait, this is Hollywood. He's gay.
DeleteIf Statham were A+ I would say him and Rosie Whatshernane ....while smokin hot, he seems likely to be selfish
ReplyDeleteYou're not the ONLY one Vicki, but you're in a very exclusive club there.
ReplyDeleteOf which I am not a member. Just for the record.
ReplyDeletePenelope and Javier?
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh, discoflux.
ReplyDeleteI'm with ReesesPeace!!!!
ReplyDeleteIs Penelope and A list or a B+? Is Javier an A+ compared to Penelope?
Isn't there a better way to describe these acts? Servicing sounds like they are going to the mechanics or something :) ???
ReplyDeleteIf I was this woman, I would withhold giving him a bj until he learned to NOT be claustrophobic.
ReplyDeleteFeel so bad for her. It feels so awesome. And I have no problem giving back.
ReplyDeleteI do know how she feels. My ex never wanted to do it but he forced me to do it to him. Said I 'smelled'. This new guy says I smell good, so either this guy has a bad nose, or my ex was just too lazy to do it.
Ryan & Eva.
ReplyDeleteAlthough I hope it's not true, he's number 2 on my freebie 5!
Penelope and Javier sounds good.
ReplyDeleteAnd if so, what the hell is WRONG with him!?
I refuse to believe it's Ryan Gosling. That boy is so sessy, he could induce an orgasm through hypnosis. Sacha Baron Cohen? Seth Rogan? Jackie Chan? The Harry Potter kid? Who else is there?!
ReplyDeleteI've actually been with a few guys who PREFER giving. They were great guys!
ReplyDeleteI'm actually one of these.
DeleteI'm with you Vicki ... no interest whatsoever. My hubby tries & I tell him to knock it off & get back to fucking.
ReplyDeleteHahaha, that's awesome! And, I agree...
Deletelol
Delete@Diane - LOL! You are a crack up. Totally dig your honesty though!
DeleteI'll join Vicki, Diane, and Kerri's club. Feels uncomfortable.
ReplyDeleteDef not Gosling. Did anyone here see Blue Valentine? He was quite convincing and comfortable in the oral scene.
ReplyDeleteDitto. Plus Ryan is not gay, that's just ridiculous.
Deleteis he gay ?
ReplyDeleteVicki I'm also with you! Don't mind anything battery operated there, but not someones breathing face in the v-jayjay!
ReplyDeleteHe's a crappy lay, whoever he is.
ReplyDeleteI prefer giving actually, receiving is all well and good, but c'mon man, how can you not go down there?
ReplyDeleteHmmmm...does not want to give but prefers receiving to full on sex....Yeah, he's gay, so A+ foreign born rumored to be gay...Statham?
ReplyDeleteSelfish. Deal breaker.
ReplyDeleteIt says "foreign born actor", but not "foreign born actress", so I don't think it's Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig. Also, what woman would MARRY a dude like this? ;)
ReplyDeleteMy guess would be Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes, but I doubt she is B+...
erika, you took the words right out of my mouth. that was the hottest scene EVER. i'm quite sure gosling flies south.
ReplyDeleteAlso, It would make sense if Rob and Kristen were together that he wouldn't want to go down on her. The chick rarely showers.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are with the wrong partners!
ReplyDeleteThey have to be willing, for like two minutes at least. That's all I ever want.
ReplyDelete'Cause...BORING. And annoying, and everything else y'all mentioned. Lol Diane--'Get back to fucking'--so true.
Sounds like someone prefers the other gender. Have you ever heard of a straight man only ever wanting oral to the exclusion of traditional action? Come on. Statham's been "suspected" to be the subject for a pretty recent blind I recall re: a model who made it in to movies, (Rosie Huntingtonwhatever) who's with an A list action star (Statham)who doesn't touch her at all, when he did it was for two seconds and only with viagra. That has got to bruise the old ego, to have someone of normal age need viagra to be with you and then almost vom during? Just stop the charade, it's silly.
ReplyDeleteYou're not alone Vicki, it's no big deal to me either, get your face out of there, not fun, just "ok did that make you happy?" cuz I couldn't care less. Just doesn't do it for me.
OMG. LOVE to give and receive. The only time I've found it annoying is when the person is clueless and doesn't take gentle direction. Dude, that's my bellybutton not my clitoris.
ReplyDeleteThat would be a deal breaker for me. And please don't talk with your mouth full!
ReplyDeleteI agree this is Javier (A+ now because of his nominations for Skyfall) and Penelope. It just fits them as they are both all movie.
ReplyDeleteIf this is Gosling I'm officially over him. Lol
ReplyDeleteI lucked out with my husband. He loves to give. I have no use for men that won't give at all. None.
ReplyDeletegay.
ReplyDeletegay-gay-gay-gay-gay.
I find it funny when straight men don't like doing that because I'm gay & I'll go down on a million women before I go down on one guy. I've never had a problem with cunnilingus, it never bothered me or anything, but going down on a man, I don't think I'll ever get used to it, I despise doing it. Ugh, it's just so gross to me
ReplyDeleteIt's a deal breaker for me too. I have known a few straight men who just did not like it. It ended the relationship for me. One guys said, "What am I supposed to tell my mother?" I said, "You tell her it was a difference in philospohy."
ReplyDeleteThank GOD the Opster looooovvvvves to give and the man has a talent.
Javier and Penelope is my guess.
It's gosling and Mendez
ReplyDeleteBardem and Cruz are married /wires and Craig are married /they're all foreign born
I don't think it means he's gay. Maybe she has a huge, gaping, cavernous vagina? Or just rocks it weird, you know? No rhythm. Maybe she's like a dead fish in the sack.
ReplyDeleteWeisz, Craig, Bardem, and Cruz are ALL foreign born, not just the dudes so I'm on the Gosling and Mendes train. I find it hilarious imagining all this. I'll bet she wears that hideous turban to bed.
I'm a girl who likes Colonel Angus and a man who doesn't give or receive is not sexually compatible with moi. That said, to each their own.
Hey, I'll service her without reciprocation. That's my favorite thing to do, it also helps I'm like Gene Simmons when it comes to that part of the body. :P
ReplyDeleteYikes. All you ladies who don't like to receive...sorry to have to tell you, but if that's the case then your men are doing it wrong. Because properly executed, it's the BEST.
ReplyDeleteI don't think the actress not being listed as foreign born rules people out. Enty has done reveals before where them being foreign born hasn't been mentioned.
ReplyDeleteAlso don't think this makes someone gay. I am pretty certain there is more to being gay than the purely sexual side of things!
Suck it up, Bubba. It's not about you. It ain't no picnic for us, either. BUT, it is worth it knowing you're giving the one you're with pleasure.
ReplyDeleteMy last guy friend loved to give orally, but he tried to force me to give him oral, too. Getting serviced for me is foreplay, but for him it was the be-all, end-all. When it came to actual sex, he lost his erection nearly every time, or within a minute. Left me VERY frustrated and it was a big reason he got dumped.
ReplyDeleteIm with you Vicki...it does nothing for me...Unless I want to let him know who's boss...LOL
ReplyDeleteBut there have been a few guys who impressed me... *sigh* To this day I love them dearly...LOL
Selfish loser? SOB is GAY.
ReplyDeleteMiley and Liam
ReplyDeleteHalle, get that book-movie deal done (you know which one). Then call the author. She's got me lined up, and I'll be the nicest guy you've ever dated (apparently), although not a major league all-star, Grammy nominee/winner, male underwear model, or any other extra-testosterone boyfriend you've seemed to gravitate towards. They can write about the black socks that I wear under my sandals on the beach.
ReplyDelete@CeeKay--exactly what I was going to say! Some guys don't realize it's not about the vagina...that'll bore me to death! But someone who knows what they're doing and concentrates on the correct part of the anatomy? Yep, the best.
ReplyDeleteAnother co-sign on the "does nothing for me" train. And to those who said it's only because it's done wrong or "don't know what you are missing" - I can safely say that the world champion m-diver can give it his best shot: will still do nothing. People differ, different strokes for different folks (sorry had to :)
ReplyDeletemaybe she stinks down there and he don't have the courage to say.
ReplyDeletesimon cowell & carmen electra. (dailymail sighting) lol xo
ReplyDeleteThe comments on this thread! Lol!!! I used to be on the do not enjoy train until my knight in shinning armor (husband) rescued me and boy oh boy! What I was missing!!! The best orgasm ever!!
ReplyDeleteOfficial guess: I like Ryan and Eva for this
I can't believe all the stories I hear like this, or why women are with blatant 3 Dollar Bills.
ReplyDelete@SweetDee said...
ReplyDelete"I don't think it means he's gay. Maybe she has a huge, gaping, cavernous vagina? Or just rocks it weird, you know? No rhythm. Maybe she's like a dead fish in the sack."
Sure. Let's all blame the woman.
Maybe he's not gay, and maybe there's nothing wrong with her vagina. I've known plenty of couples like this, where the girl will be bitching about how her man won't go down on her, and it usually means that he's not very attracted to her. Maybe they've been together too long and the spark is gone, maybe he was never really into her and doesn't know how to break it off, and frankly, some cultures don't believe in oral sex as it opposes their "sex as a means of procreation" tenet. And yes, some men are simply selfish or lazy or just don't like eating pussy, perhaps due to unpleasant experiences in the past.
ReplyDeleteThis to me would be a total deal-breaker. There's just not enough other things a man could do that would make up for not getting face on a regular. God bless my wonderful husband :)
She ought to insist upon him cleaning it with hand sanitizer and then going down with a Bic to light her way!
ReplyDeleteJoining the chorus of voices who think this is a tell-tale sign the dude is gay. My friend group is mostly male, and we're of the talk-about-everything-whilst-drinking-university-student persuasion, and I have met only one straight man who has said that he did not enjoy giving head, and he said that he would be fine if this meant that he did not receive oral from the girl he was with.
ReplyDeleteMost guys I know claim that they enjoy giving more than receiving, actually, and I've never met a guy who preferred getting blown to actual sex, though there does seem to be a cultural myth that this is the case. It really seems like he doesn't like vaginas.
And to this guy I would say a big HELL NO and move the eff on. If you don't want to "service" to me, I'm sure as hell not going down on you! In his dreams.
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