This reality show judge now has made it 13 contestants and potential contestants he has had sex with. He doesn't promise them anything, but he implies they will move further along if they sleep with him.
Simon you dog! Come on guys, we know that this is Simon. Stern is a likely guess, but Simon owns the show and makes the money off of it. He's the one in the position of power to say, "I can move you ahead". His fur pies must be absolutely bewitching!
@Sean -- Chris Harrison of The Bachelor isn't a judge, just the host. So while he sleeps with several of the contestants, I don't think he is the answer to this particular blind.
I stick with the Simon guess. It explains why several cute but I talented folks have made it in the past.
Simon just has that lascivious grin when talking to and looking at contestants, like a kid in a candy store picking out what he wants, or a wolf licking it's chops looking at a bunch of newborn lambs, like he knows he can have any of them anytime he wants.
Sounds like Adam Levine because he loves sex like other people love coffee, but there is only so much a coach on The Voice can do. After the battle rounds, it goes to public voting and leaves the judges out of it, so he can only get you past two rounds. But hey, I'd get in a closet with him for 60 minutes so I can't begrudge anyone else for taking a ride on that stallion.
Seeing as almost every female contestant on X Factor the past two seasons has been in the under 18's group, give or take a few, I do not think this is Simon. He is too smart to fool around with a minor.
Just because the person is telling the contestants they will move further along doesn't mean that the judge actually has the power to move them further along. It is this ting we call lying to get into girls pants.
Also, "potential" contestants implies that the judge has contact with them before the show. The Voice coaches don't see them until the blind auditions. Judges from AI meet the hopefuls during the auditions and Hollywood shoes.
Yes Redd, judging by the comments that Adam Levine gets on FB, twitter, and even here, he is a sexy beast and women want a piece of him. I would prefer he get jet washed in front of me and wear two condoms, but yes, I would definitely put him on my laminated list. To each her own. :)
OT, but I can't stand Adam Levine's singing voice. I've never heard him talk, but he sounds like a ferret when he sings. I need to google an interview with him to hear him talk.
Yep--either Adam or Cee Lo. Or both. I wondered whether they were hitting on the girls on their teams. Both of them act so skeevy with the ladies they are "mentoring."
I can't imagine it's Levine. That's too easy. Plus I think the latest model follows him too much. She's been to The Voice set...not sure he'd get away with that. It could be Cee-Lo.
No girl is going to win on Adam's team. He is all about his seasonal bromance--the girls on his team are just fodder to keep his designated buddy in longer. He looked like he was going to cry when his favorite guy got booted and he was left with all girls.
You know Adam Levine was ripping on Honey Boo Boo in an interview recently- said she was the worst thing to ever happen to humanity (or something very close to that)- which stallion or not, is a pretty harsh remark toward a child. He gets my vote for most douchery dude.
As horrible a douche that Adam is I don't think he would need to use bribery. I see him and know he's just wrong but I would still say yes. Yes, I am ashamed.
Cee-Lo on the other hand, ugh. It would take a lot.
Wapner
ReplyDeleteLol yes please let it be wapner!!!
DeleteHahahaha! That was wonderfully funny... I needed that - thanks!!
DeleteOh make this be Nick Cannon.
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ReplyDeleteI'm sure it's not but just for fun Howard Stern.
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ReplyDeleteAdam Levine
ReplyDeleteYou know it's not Howard or Howie, they're not cheaters.
ReplyDeleteNick isn't a judge.
So that leaves Adam Levine.
it's whoever hosts the Bachelor. There's been similar blinds.
ReplyDeleteSimon you dog! Come on guys, we know that this is Simon. Stern is a likely guess, but Simon owns the show and makes the money off of it. He's the one in the position of power to say, "I can move you ahead". His fur pies must be absolutely bewitching!
ReplyDelete@Sean, that is a fab guess, as well as deeply disturbing. That guy is creepy!
ReplyDelete@Harvey - Howard Stern is a known non-cheater.
ReplyDelete@Sean -- Chris Harrison of The Bachelor isn't a judge, just the host. So while he sleeps with several of the contestants, I don't think he is the answer to this particular blind.
ReplyDeleteI stick with the Simon guess. It explains why several cute but I talented folks have made it in the past.
@Sean
ReplyDeleteBut Chris isn't a judge, he's a host. I could see this as him though with his recent divorce and rumors of him hitting on contestants.
LOL @ Wapner.
ReplyDeleteHe's 93 years old.
Adam levine
ReplyDeleteCee-lo for the win!
ReplyDeleteWeren't there rumors about Blake Shelton being a philanderer? What about him?
ReplyDeleteSimon just has that lascivious grin when talking to and looking at contestants, like a kid in a candy store picking out what he wants, or a wolf licking it's chops looking at a bunch of newborn lambs, like he knows he can have any of them anytime he wants.
ReplyDeleteSimon is too smart for this.
ReplyDeleteCee-lo FTW.
More like Skee-zo.
Randy Jackson or Steve Tyler for shits n giggs
ReplyDeleteAdam Levine ftfw
ReplyDeleteIt's simon. He's in the NE today.
ReplyDeleteI think its Adam cuz he had some (what looked like to me as) sexual tension with some of the contestants.
ReplyDeleteTrue.. I definitely thought he was into Amanda Brown.
Delete@jax--you are the win! That dude is creepy.
ReplyDeleteAs a judge, wouldn't Levine have more access to the contestants than the ones on AI?
ReplyDeleteCreepy Cee-lo!!
ReplyDeleteThe human gummi bear, aka Cee-Lo!
ReplyDeleteLen on DWTS, lol!
ReplyDeleteAdam. He'd get up on a crack in a plate.
ReplyDeleteSounds like Adam Levine because he loves sex like other people love coffee, but there is only so much a coach on The Voice can do. After the battle rounds, it goes to public voting and leaves the judges out of it, so he can only get you past two rounds. But hey, I'd get in a closet with him for 60 minutes so I can't begrudge anyone else for taking a ride on that stallion.
ReplyDeleteSo would I. He's hot! Dirty, but hot.
DeleteAdam Levine is a stallion? On what planet? Gah, really. Ugh, ewe and stinky poo.
ReplyDeleteDef one of The Voice guys. Simon usually gives parting gifts, like houses and diamonds.
ReplyDeleteThe Voice has only been on 3 seasons. Seems a bit much for any of those coaches.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Jeff Probst? Or is he more host than judge??
ReplyDeleteSeeing as almost every female contestant on X Factor the past two seasons has been in the under 18's group, give or take a few, I do not think this is Simon. He is too smart to fool around with a minor.
ReplyDeleteJust because the person is telling the contestants they will move further along doesn't mean that the judge actually has the power to move them further along. It is this ting we call lying to get into girls pants.
Also, "potential" contestants implies that the judge has contact with them before the show. The Voice coaches don't see them until the blind auditions. Judges from AI meet the hopefuls during the auditions and Hollywood shoes.
ReplyDeleteWow, Judge Wapner is still alive? I thought he went toe up years ago.
ReplyDeleteYes Redd, judging by the comments that Adam Levine gets on FB, twitter, and even here, he is a sexy beast and women want a piece of him. I would prefer he get jet washed in front of me and wear two condoms, but yes, I would definitely put him on my laminated list. To each her own. :)
ReplyDeleteOT, but I can't stand Adam Levine's singing voice. I've never heard him talk, but he sounds like a ferret when he sings. I need to google an interview with him to hear him talk.
ReplyDeleteYep--either Adam or Cee Lo. Or both. I wondered whether they were hitting on the girls on their teams. Both of them act so skeevy with the ladies they are "mentoring."
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine it's Levine. That's too easy. Plus I think the latest model follows him too much. She's been to The Voice set...not sure he'd get away with that. It could be Cee-Lo.
ReplyDeleteNo girl is going to win on Adam's team. He is all about his seasonal bromance--the girls on his team are just fodder to keep his designated buddy in longer. He looked like he was going to cry when his favorite guy got booted and he was left with all girls.
ReplyDeleteIt's that skeevy Cee-ho. If he's not actually boffing them, he's trying to. He's a heavy breathing little creeper. Ew.
ReplyDeleteIt's either CeeLo or Adam. And I don't care. Adam could get it.
ReplyDeleteAll these CeeLo guesses have me imagining someone boffing the Kool-Aid man. That's what he reminds me of.
ReplyDeleteUgh, the guy Adam favored this year was HORRIBLE. I was so glad to see him go.
ReplyDeleteNigel Lythgoe
ReplyDeletedoesn't say it's a singing competition...could be DWTS, SYTYCD, Top Model...Top Chef, lol.
ReplyDeleteLots of skeevy judge types out there.
Wapner Can get it
ReplyDeleteYou know Adam Levine was ripping on Honey Boo Boo in an interview recently- said she was the worst thing to ever happen to humanity (or something very close to that)- which stallion or not, is a pretty harsh remark toward a child. He gets my vote for most douchery dude.
ReplyDelete13th season of AI, maybe Randy does 1 per season
ReplyDeletemale contestants, or both? Levine or Simon, or both!
ReplyDeleteAdam ripped the show, the producers, and the parents, not the child.
ReplyDeletenigel lythgoe from SYTYCD
ReplyDeleteAs horrible a douche that Adam is I don't think he would need to use bribery. I see him and know he's just wrong but I would still say yes. Yes, I am ashamed.
ReplyDeleteCee-Lo on the other hand, ugh. It would take a lot.
Yes count me in on that shameful group that would shag Adam Levine, with two condoms of course! But this sounds like Cee Lo to me
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