Blind Item #3
This A list all movie actress told a friend the other day that she and her new boyfriend spent 13 straight days in bed together. They ordered in and watched television, but the only time they actually got out of bed was to go to the bathroom or shower together.
Scarjo
ReplyDelete@Dana - but Scarjo has no friends
ReplyDeleteRenée Zellweger
ReplyDeleteMila. And, she wants the word spread, because Demi is such a snatch (not that Ashton is such a great catch).
ReplyDeleteYou made a neat little rhyme! ;)
DeleteShe's known for tv though - that 70s show
DeleteEl Scandolo!!!
ReplyDeleteOuch. Some things start to hurt after awhile!
ReplyDelete@Seachica, sometimes I wish there was a "like" button for comments...
ReplyDelete@EmEyeKay if there was a like button I'd like this
Delete@EmEyeKay - that thought has crossed my mind too. Or even a rating system like The DM have (I think the like button would be better but would it be allowed because of FB?). Enty, are you hearing us?
DeleteBy day 3, I would have been getting twitchy thinking about the filth of the sheets. I really hope there was a maid around to freshen things up while they were in the shower.
ReplyDeleteAt least bathing was involved.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to guess Zelwegger. My first thought was Mila but she's still more known for that 70's show than her movies, I think.
ReplyDeleteThis is why I don't have a TV in the bedroom. Eventually my fiance and I MUST leave the room or read books instead.
ReplyDeleteFeel like this blind is incomplete. It should end with.....And now she has cystitis.
ReplyDeleteFunny cause its true!
DeleteFunny cause its true!
Deleteit's been said that removing a tv from the bedroom will improve a couple's intimate life and/or sleep.
ReplyDeletelooks like these people didnt need help with that.
jennifer love hewitt? :)
kidding. no real guesses.
ReplyDeleteI read that as 13 hours and thought "awesome! I could use a vacation day like that myself." then I saw it was 13 days. Excessive.
ReplyDeleteMila Kunis has had a great run of movies since Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Black Swan, Friends With Benefits, Ted. She is the Muse of the Judd Apatow/Seth McFarland comedy world. And that is the comedy world today. She's a movie star, no doubt about it.
ReplyDeleteMila is a movie star, but she is currently on family guy, so even if you take all movies to mean all movies NOW it still doesn't fit her as she has a show that is currently on.
ReplyDeletemila is not A list...@emeyekay...I "like" your comment..
ReplyDeleteThis makes my back hurt just thinking about it. And this can't be good for your blood circulation.
ReplyDeleteAshton and Mila have been making us cringe for months now. I'd hardly call him her "new" bf. Can you imagine if you and your significant other had nowhere to go and nothing to do for 13 days!? What a life!
ReplyDeleteThat would get boring after a while and my head would hurt.
ReplyDeleteEw, yeah the sheet thing would bother me. I'd go stir crazy after about a day, I gotta get outside and feel fresh air!
ReplyDeleteI would imagine this would be heavenly for a celebrity. Seriously. That would be 13 days, not having to be primped and preened to the perfect precision, not having people staring at you and taking pics, being able to spend time with someone you don't have to be so guarded with, knowing no one is there to sell you out, use you, or tear you down, etc. I bet those 13 days off the grid cooped up in a beautiful lil love shack for a celeb is equal to a prisoner getting 13 days furlough from his jail cell.
ReplyDeleteSounds dreamy to me too.
ReplyDeleteI think this is Renee Z. There are photos of her and her new bf everywhere and she is glowing. New love, what a feeling!
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Renee. You go girl!!! You deserve to finally get laid after dating beards most of your career.
ReplyDeleteAhhhh, those were the days!
ReplyDeleteWell, Scarlett's boyfriend is French....
ReplyDeleteTMI
ReplyDeleteSigh...new love is just the best.
ReplyDeleteI hope it's Renee Z. Man... if I had Doyle Bramhall II, I'd spend 13 days in bed with him, too. That man is some SEX in person.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who read this as them going to the bathroom together AND showering together? I'm sure that's just me.
ReplyDeleteI knew a couple that did that and acted shocked when I told them that was not normal.
DeleteI knew a couple that did that and acted shocked when I told them that was not normal.
Deletewhoever they are I'm jealous
ReplyDeleteWhoever they are, I envy them
ReplyDeleteAfter 13 days they ran out of Astroglide and had to take a trip to Walgreens.
ReplyDeleteI'm jealous, too! Fun!
ReplyDeleteIn on the "change the sheets" train - that would skeeve me out.
ReplyDeleteI also wish there was a like button - you all crack me up!
I like Renee, but she doesn't look like she'd be too troubled by 13 days of bedsheet filth.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they changed the sheets after they took a shower.
ReplyDeleteI had a boyfriend I could have done this with if life's little obligations hadn't gotten in the way.
Sigh.
Also they were doing Heroin the whole time.
ReplyDeleteIn the words of Bridget Jones: SHAG MARATHON! :D
ReplyDelete13 days though. Wow...!
@discoflux Your comment made me Youtube Doyle Bramhall II (interview). You're right, that is one sexy man. Questionable taste in women though. I like Renee better than Sheryl Crow but neither seem like great choices.
ReplyDeleteHe plays lefthanded (even though he's right handed) with the strings still right handed (low E on bottom). That's really really odd.
Hillary Swank has a new love!
ReplyDeleteJohn and Yoko.
ReplyDelete@hothotheat - He and his dad are pretty much Texas music royalty. I've seen DBII live a few times and it is never not awesome.
ReplyDeleteDoyle Bramhall the Elder did pass away last year, though.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, Michael K's take is hilarious! NETI POT!
ReplyDelete@Ingrid Superstar - cynical me believes this, but romantic me wants to think they just really dig each other.
ReplyDeleteSounds good to me. I remember my honeymoon, (before children) Mexico and we spent 10 days in our room. We f(cked our brains out. Only left the room when we knew the maid was doing her rounds. We ordered room service and it was wonderful. Now-back to reality, my 2 year old just threw her diner plate on the floor.
ReplyDeleteI'm really happy for whoever it is.
ReplyDeleteFinally a good blind item!
ReplyDeleteWow...that sounds like a lot of fun..Now if someone brought in food and alcohol it would be excellent. Oh honey......?
ReplyDeletegood on them!
ReplyDeleteDBZee said...
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, Michael K's take is hilarious! NETI POT!
Huh?
sounds fun! I remember being that in love, it's fun
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