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This B list actress who does a little bit of everything and I mean everything from stage to screen to television is discovering about her boyfriend what everyone else has discovered previously. Looks great, but only cares about getting famous. How did the paps manage to find the couple in such an out of the way place? He called. And he he kisses like he learned from movies which he did because that is all he does with women.
Kristen Chenowith and that whiny bachelor pilot.
ReplyDelete@Lindsey---ditto!
ReplyDeleteI love the Kristen guess!!! I j'adore her sooo much!!!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Kristin & Jake Pavelka
ReplyDeleteSo, is that last sentence a way of saying that he is gay?
ReplyDeleteYep Kristin and Jake Pavelka. Why would pap's be at a small texas cafe? Hmmm. She could do so much better. Lay off the coke girl!
ReplyDeleteRemember the blind about the perky broadway girl that likes her coke a bit too much? Jumping to conclusions, but hey that's what we do here. He's cute, but any guy that looks like that, spends that much time getting himself to look like a Ken doll is suspect in my opinion. Not convicted, just suspect.
@Basil....I know, I was thinking the same thing. I think so. Lol
ReplyDeleteThose two are dating?!?!
ReplyDeleteI did not know they were together! She is wonderful.
ReplyDeleteChenoweth is 44, Pavelka is 34. People, you have to watch out when someone 10 or more years younger than you starts gushing over you.
ReplyDeleteIt can certainly work out - look at Juliette Mills, who has been with her 18-years-younger husband for more than 30 years, or Jan Wenner and Matt Nye, who have been together for nearly 20 - but usually you end up as the pathetic Demi Moore figure (younger man, older woman) or the pathetic Hugh Hefner figure (younger woman, older man) or the pathetic Joe Simpson figure (younger man, older man). (Can't think of a pathetic older woman in an exploitative lesbian relationship at the moment.)
I say this as a middle-aged reader who would love to have a hot young hunk around the house, but am realistic about my chances.
Yuck, Kristen can do so much better. I watched Jake's season on Bachelor. It was entertaining but so obvious the only person he can love is himself.
ReplyDeleteLove Kristen, but did she think because she didn't meet him on Broadway he wasn't another gay boyfriend? Unless she's bearding for a bff, girl's gaydar sucks.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh- why is Kristin dating that douche? Ick.
ReplyDeleteIf kissing is all he does with women, does he not kiss the possible guys he is with?
ReplyDeleteFrom Experience i can tell you that kissing someone of either sex is very much the same.
The idea that anyone could be shocked that someone who had appeared on anything like the Bachelor/Bachelorette is hilarious
I don't know anything about Kristen except seeing her on a talk show and I would want to rip her face off after 15 minutes of listening to her helium-injected voice - just sayin.
ReplyDelete@Nutty_Flavor: Portia and Ellen fit.
ReplyDelete@Nutty_Flavor and Jemtastic: I don't think Portia is exploiting Ellen---I do believe that k.d. lang and Leisha Hailey might be a better fit for the exploitive aspect of younger/older relationship.
ReplyDeleteOh, and Nutty_Flavor, I completely agree with your analysis of the May/December or May/August relationship recipe for heartache.
I did not know they were together either! I watched his Bachelor season and he is a nasty piece of work. He's fake. Vienna said that he never wanted to have sex too. When I saw Kristen on Idol as a guest judge I decided I could not stand her. She's a vapid idiot. Soooooo, they're perfect together! LOL
ReplyDeleteI used to love her, but she just gets on my nerves now. Honestly, I thought she was Gay. I had no idea these two were dating. Jake has some major issues and I couldn't see any woman (or man) tolerating him for more than one date.
ReplyDeleteReally? I was going to say Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough!
ReplyDeleteIf this is Jake and Kristen, their “relationship” is a total PR fabrication. One of them needs some heat for a new project or something that’s coming out. That Jake is a closeted famewhore douchebag that needs to get on a low rent Soap Opera (if there are any left). That’s totally his element.
ReplyDeleteEven if Jake were straight, I doubt if Kristin could have sex without her skin ripping like tissue paper and her brittle body breaking in half like a petrified twig. Girl has way too much Botox, fillers, diuretics, etc., and she looks like she hasn’t eaten solid food in years.
I almost feel bad for her when I look at her bobble head, bug eyes and frying pan forehead because she obviously has issues. She was probably only with Aaron Sorkin for the primo coke and a part in one of his projects.
Kristin also has talent and doesn’t need work the LA hustle like this. Girl, go to ED rehab for 6 months and learn to eat without laxatives. Then you can come back to Broadway whenever you’re ready. Jake, you suck BALLS (well, that's what I heard). Ha!
Was married to a pilot - lots of them are odd - anal retentive, control freaks. Just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteScarJo and that French guy she's dating.
ReplyDeleteOoooo. I love that Jake's back in the headlines. You must check out this awesome spoof from his bachelor season:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNJBiAoSGpA
I saw that on TMZ yesterday - I love Kristin, so this was a huge disappointment. That guy is such a huge, huge douche.
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