Talking to this actress is like jumping back to the summer of love. There was a point in time not that long ago, that this actress was getting leads in movies and was a hit away from becoming A list. Now though, she struggles to find work. She is still very interesting to talk to and if you are looking for someone who has been with more A list actors than her, you would have to look long and hard. She is a believer in all things art and thinks that the only way you can achieve a true connection with the lead actor is to become one. No, seriously she says become one. She also talks about forces and chakras and spirituality a lot too. She has co-starred with some of the biggest names on the planet. You probably all know her name. You would all be hard pressed to think of what you saw her in last, but you could all name a movie or two she has been in. Even though they are roughly the same age, this A++ list all movie actor called her his sexual mentor and that everything good he ever learned about sex came from our actress. He said that sex with this actress is an experience. She has never done a quickie in her life. She believes in taking hours which he says can prove to be complicated. She makes you slow down he said.
In one of her most famous roles, there was no lead actor which she thought would ruin the chemistry of the film. Instead, she and another now C list actress who peaked a little higher but has fallen just as far in the world of lists spent the entire time of the shoot basically living together which caused the C list actress to split from her most high profile relationship with an A list actor. He could not handle the fact that she would find anyone else preferable over him.
On her most recent film, our actress was reunited with someone she says matches her spirituality level and they spent the entire time the movie was being filmed in an abandoned house with no power or hot water and just shared each other. Yeah, that is probably why she has not had much if any work in the past few years although it has not hurt the actor she stayed with. He has had a bit of a career resurgence since that role although has not come back to his A list status.
Carrie Fisher?
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ReplyDeleteKirstie Allie thinks this was written about her but it's not. She also anonymously added herself to today's "your turn"
ReplyDeleteHeather Graham?
ReplyDeletekatsmo LOL Good one!
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like quirky Dianne Keaton who had her share of A lister's but she continues to work ever so often.
ReplyDeleteJuliette Lewis?
ReplyDeleteThat's exactly who I thought of.
DeleteBwah...katsm, you are hilarious today!
ReplyDeleteAlso, don't think this is Carrie Fisher, I have read her books and she doesn't come across like this at all.
juliette jewis
ReplyDeleteheather graham
ReplyDeleteLeaning toward Graham.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.bluntreview.com/reviews/heather.htm
Oh I like Juliette Lewis for this, she is def kooky...but is she still acting?
ReplyDeleteI have never seen a film with Heather and don't know her but she sure is mentioned here a lot! But she finished filming one project, in post-prodction for amother and is filming right
ReplyDeleteright now oy
ReplyDeleteI like the Susan Sarandon guess. The all female lead movie would be Thelma and Louise.
ReplyDeletelol@katsm0711
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking Wynona Ryder for this one. She seems quirky enough, has been with enough A listers, and seems like she could be any kind of type in the bedroom. She's interesting that's for sure. Although looking at Wynona's roles now I think it's pretty clear that she's either a heavy drinker and/or in to meth/stimulants. She's unnaturally skinny now and had some very strange, freaked out, paranoid, wide eyed expressions on her recent press junkets. I recently watched her in The Dilemma and her delivery seems slightly slurred, her timing is delayed,speech volume is off, her eyes are watery and her emotions are heightened in that drunken female kind of way where everything is more ugly and emotional. She's had that delayed response drunk thing going on since she came out of hiding from the shoplifting thing. I've noticed this behavior from her since that Adam Sandler movie where she was the love interest. Mr. Banks was it? Get help Wynona, you've always been so loved and the epitome of cool. She's got that something that Molly Ringwald had, the reluctant stardom that just makes them more interesting.
ReplyDeleteHeather Graham has a shit ton of recent credits. This actress apparently has not. It also sounds as if her last role was at least a year ago, as the actor she was with has had some bit of a comeback.
ReplyDeleteWinona Ryder?
ReplyDeleteRe: Heather Graham- I remember reading an article bout her a number of years ago where she was all about that hippy, yoga vibe and was spending time in India finding herself..
ReplyDeleteThis has to be a female Warren Beatty who sleeps with all her costars. Which at this point is all of them.
ReplyDeleteI read this as Heather Graham as well but who, besides Heath Ledger, has she dated thats also an actor? I thought she only did Producers and/or Directors these days.
ReplyDeleteMinnie driver?
ReplyDeleteSusan Sarandon sounds like a good guess.
ReplyDeleteMinnie Driver has been in a few movies with A+++ actors Pitt, Damon, Affleck, around her age...who was the woman and who did she reunite with?
ReplyDeleteKate Hudson. Almost Famous.
ReplyDeleteTo elaborate:
ReplyDeleteFormer almost A list actress: Winona Ryder
A++ actor: Johnny Depp or Matt Damon
C list actress costar who peaked higher but fell: Samantha Mathis
A list actress in high profile relationship w/ C list actress: Christian Bale
Actor she is with now - James Franco?
Except Susan was a-list. Probably could still get work if she wanted. She's enjoying herself playing ping pong.
ReplyDelete*that should say A list ACTOR, not actress
ReplyDeleteSienna Miller
ReplyDeleteThis is who I was coming to say
DeleteThought Goldie Hawn the entire time reading this
ReplyDeleteMe too!
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ReplyDeleteMinnie is a great guess! But she was on Web Therapy this year. Which btw is a great show.
ReplyDeleteMinnie was in Beautiful with joey lauren adams who dated vince vaughn?
ReplyDeleteI read it as Beverly D'Angelo.
ReplyDeleteDaryl Hannah?
ReplyDeleteI really really do not believe this is WR. I worked with her on a film behind the scenes(don't wanna say which one) but I'll say around 11 yrs ago and she so does not fit this. She LOVES the sound of her own voice. Never stopped talking. Was high on pills the whole time. Very high maintenance and highstrung...Not a "calm" freebird hippy type AT ALL!!! She's not this type at all as far as I could see. She was "Lindsay" before Lindsay came along...imo.
ReplyDeleteI can't seem to buy that Heather Graham is "very interesting to talk to."
ReplyDeleteDarryl Hannah
ReplyDeletehahaha @Katsm!
ReplyDeleteDaryl hasn't really been in so many A movies, the last was Kill Bill in 03. Has she acted with lots of A list men? I could see this description being her.
ReplyDeleteLove the inside scoop on WR.
I trying to make something work with Diane Keaton, First Wives Club, etc. She did date Pacino, Woody Allen, Warren Beatty.
ReplyDeleteI was reading this as Kate Hudson, but I'm going to go with Kate Bosworth... even though I'm probably wrong.
ReplyDeleteA++ Orlando Bloom (but is he really A++? Not to me!)
Famous role with no male leads- Blue Crush
Female C+ Lead- Michelle Rodriguez
A+ Actor who broke up with C+ Actress- Vin Diesel
Recent Film- Straw Dogs
Actor who was almost A List- James Marsden
idk
ReplyDeleteactress: shirley mcclaine
ReplyDeletememorable role: doris/postcards from the edge
now c-lister from same film who once ranked higher: annete benning
c-lister's H: warren beatty
@Pookie, I thought of Shirley too
DeleteI hate that Winona is a nut. She was my idol when I was a teen. Boo.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I thought Heather for this.
Great story Wahoowifey!! It totally shifts how I see her. But I still love her-fuckin Heathers man!
ReplyDeleteThe guesses are all over the place you guys-help me make up my mind! ;p
Diane Keaton was never "a hit away from becoming A list." She is forever A list.
ReplyDeleteGood point Wahoowifey! Although alot of hippie ladies are highstrung and use the spirituality free spirit thing to try to calm themselves down. My Mom being one of them! You're right though, WR just doesn't seem hippie enough for this one, not crunchy or natural enough. Drew Barrymore on the other hand is, and Darryl Hannah is super hippie-ish, and seems like she'd def be a freak. But has she been in enough movies? I can see her and Hanks hooking up during Splash, for sure, but what else besides Kill Bill has she done?
ReplyDeleteRosanna Arquette?
ReplyDeleteHells yeas, MsGirl, DH dated JFK Jr, not much more A++++ than that one.
ReplyDeletePookie what a great guess! But she's just done Downton this year.
ReplyDeleteDonna, that was so long ago, and I don't think she's been in enough movies to be this blind. She is certainly a classic hippy tho!
ReplyDeleteI read this as Drew Barrymore But I don't think that she is hard up for work and she is deffinately A list - to me at least
ReplyDelete@Pookie That would be gross since Warren Beatty is Shirley McClaine's brother.
ReplyDeleteLol! Was just about to post that.
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ReplyDeleteOk - I was thinking Daryl Hannah, too... Tom Hanks for the A++ mentee and Steel Magnolias for the no-male-lead movie (but there's no one she would have shacked up with). Or, could that one be Kill Bill? Vivica Fox divorced her husband when they were probably filming Kill Bill.
ReplyDeleteAnd Uma broke up with Ethan right after Kill Bill - but she has to be more than C-list, right?
ReplyDeleteDoes anybody use IMDB to help with their guesses? Daryl Hannah, while in nothing popular, works very steadily.
ReplyDeleteWinona Ryder. Practically grew up in a hippy cult, right? With Johnny Depp as the one who called her his sexual mentor and I don't know who the C list actress would be.
ReplyDeleteBut Norseman's comment just made me remember-has anyone ever seen Daryl Hannah in SUMMER LOVERS?!? Oh Enty, You got me!!
ReplyDeleteDiora Baird.
ReplyDeleteI have seen Summer Lovers and I liked it - I am too freaky....
ReplyDeleteUma broke with Ethan before starting filming Kill Bill. She's talked about how training for and filming Kill Bill helped her thru leaving & divorcing Ethan. That fucker was having an on-set affair with Angie Jolie during the filming of "Taking Lives".
ReplyDeleteI've got to go with Winona.
ReplyDeleteJohnny Depp for the A+++ actor.
Girl, Interrupted for the no male lead movie, shacking up with Angelina Jolie.
With James Franco as the spiritual match.
Cancel AngieJo, no way she's less than A. My reading comprehension sucks. Still think it's Wino.
ReplyDeleteCameron Diaz?
ReplyDeleteSounds like Sienna Miller.to me.
ReplyDeleteJennifer Jason Leigh
ReplyDeleteother female is Bridget Fonda, who had a couple/few back-to-back hits in early 90s.
I don't think Winona taught Johnny Depp everything he knows about sex, since she was 17 when she first started dating him and he was in his twenties...
ReplyDeleteThis screams Heather Graham to me.
ReplyDeleteAn actress that has dated many many A listers and very good with sex and spirituality. …
ReplyDeleteSounds like Juliette Lews, who dated brad Pitt but cannot think about anyone else.
Is the summer of love a clue?
read this as kate hudson. but then the female costar would be Anne Hathaway!
ReplyDeleteMilla Jovovich or Juliette Lewis
ReplyDeletetulsa, I think you're onto something...I'm trying to make this fit:
ReplyDeleteActress: Jennifer Jason Leigh
A++ Actor: Christian Bale “The Machinist”
C List Actress: Bridget Fonda “Single White Female”
there are many A++ guys she's worked with, but I think Sean Penn is more likely...since they were young when they worked together on Fast Times.
ReplyDeleteHey, why was my Shannyn Sassamon guess deleted?
ReplyDeleteInternet Gremlins I suppose.
Milla did a song with Deepak Chopra.
ReplyDeleteWas in Dazed & Confused (summer of love reference... Plus she has been open about smoking pot).
Famous role with no male lead, Resident Evil with Michelle Rodriguez.
I know all this might not fit. I don't have research time today. But Winona is too screwed up on drugs/booze to be all spiritual & spend hours screwing- she'd fall asleep. Plus she dates mainly musicians, not a listers.
Heather Graham is supposed to be dumb as a box o rocks, not interesting to talk to.
Just a guess!
bette midler!
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Upon reading comments, I'm now leaning towards Darryl Hannah.
ReplyDeleteI still think this is someone older. It has to be someone who could be reunited with and actor who used to be A-list, and since being reunited with her in her last film, has had a career resurgence. That all screams years--possibly decades--of history.
ReplyDeleteWhy am I suddenly thinking Angelica Huston? A++list all movie actor: Jack Nicholson.
I read this as Shirley MacLaine. She's definitely kooky.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Rosanna Arquette? Peter Gabriel wrote In Your Eyes (my wedding song!) about her, and she seems to have dropped off the planet.
Angelica Huston
ReplyDeleteA++ actor Jack Nicholson
C list actress ??
A list actor experiencing resurgence: Bill Murray
I was thinking Jennifer Jason Leigh, since she had a reputation for being a method actress.
ReplyDeleteBut the "summer of love" reference makes me think it's Wynona Ryder. She apparently grew up on a commune with the Grateful Dead or Timothy Leary or something like that.
I'll let anyone else fill in the blanks.
What about Julianne Moore? I get that hippy dippy vibe from her, and I know she did the Palin movie recently, but she just never seemed to hit A list. Maybe it's all that full frontal.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, for A+++, what about Liam Neeson in "Chloe" and she was also in "Magnolia" which had a lot of high profile guys, thinking Tom Cruise, but with loads more heterosexuality.
I don't know, possible? Stupid guess?
I thought Uma right away
ReplyDeleteRead this as Marisa tomei. too lazy to see if it works
ReplyDelete"Re: Heather Graham- I remember reading an article bout her a number of years ago where she was all about that hippy, yoga vibe and was spending time in India finding herself.."
ReplyDeleteYou just described about 99% of Hollywood. It's a good thing most of you aren't' detectives. A lot of murderers would be wandering the streets.
Shitty guess alert: Chloe Sevigny?
ReplyDeleteIf Susan S & Geena Davis were getting it on during "T & L", coincidentally, Geena's marriage to A-lister Jeff Goldblum ended just 7 months before that film's release.
ReplyDeleteBut Susan has a lot in pre-production. Looks mostly like crap though. I noticed they're doing another 'Holiday themed/giant all-star cast' pic---guess which one---
wait for it---
"Mother's Day" About mothers & daughters on skype chats....Cheese alert smfh.
-Actress: Juliette Lewis
ReplyDelete-A++ Actor: Brad Pitt
-Annabella Sciorra - now a C list
-Movie: Romeo is Bleeding - 1993
-Annabella Sciorra and her husband Joe Petruzzi, divorced. Joe Petruzzi was a filmaker
Haven't read the comments yet, so I'm not sure if there's a better guess, but I was thinking Selma Blair the whole time.
ReplyDeleteI don't know much about her career or love life, though, so I don't actually have a solid reason to think this...
Uma therman is a total hippie
ReplyDeleteI like the Cameron Diaz guess, with Drew Barrymore's box gettin munched during Charlie's Angels. Tom Green aint no A-List though. Who has spread for more celeb dick than Cam?
ReplyDeleteI have no clue how the pieces fit, but I'll throw Charlize Theron into the mix. Ben Affleck the one she taught a thing or 2? He seems stupid enough to need help w/ technique, F'n tool. Christina Ricci the one whose piss flaps she was nibblin on during Monster? I'ma say this blind a little old, so Patton Oswalt the guy that matches her energy?
Laura Dern, Darryl Hannah, or Uma Thurman?
ReplyDeleteI read this with Susan Sarandon in mind. Watch her interview with Craig Ferguson from a couple weeks ago and tell me you don't see it.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was reading this I was thinking Drew Barrymore or maybe Cameron Diaz. Darryl Hannah could work - she's been with high profile guys JFK Jr and Jackson Browne among them - Jackson Brown is pretty hippy, lives off the grid in the Malibu hills, I believe. She also just recently got arrested protesting.
ReplyDeleteGoldie Yawn 100%
ReplyDeleteWinona still doesn't fit, it says you can't really remember what you saw the girl in. I feel like everyone can name the moves Winona is famous for.
ReplyDeletePenelope Cruz
ReplyDeleteThis is DEF Susan Sarandon...in the baseball movie "Bull Durham," Susan played a character that centered around sex being an "experience" and that you had to "go slow" and "take hours." She then ended up marrying her co-star Tim Robbins (become one).
ReplyDeleteGeena Davis was pretty high in status but has fallen quite a bit. And Jeff Goldblum was DEFINITELY A-list at the time of Thelma and Louise, and i could easily see his ego not being able to handle the fact that Geena would find anyone else "preferable over him."
This is most definitely Susan Sarandon.
Addendum to my last comment:
ReplyDeleteRichard Gere would be the actor that she was recently reunited with that would match her spiritually (the film being "Arbitrage"). Richard Gere is a well-known and practicing Buddhist.
I think this is Marisa Tomei, with the actor she made a film with who had a resurgence being Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler
ReplyDeleteRead it was Drew Barrymore, but love the Susan Surandon guess. For some reason I feel like she is supernaughty. Her daughter looks like her and was on Californication as a kinky stripper. I wasn't surprised when I found out they were related.
ReplyDeleteAll I can think of is Jessica Lange, but that might be because of her part in Broken Flowers.
ReplyDeleteWinona seems to too neurotic to be good in bed and definitely not into rough living coniditons if she can help it. . What about Scarjo - I could see her and Sean Penn roughing it.
ReplyDeleteI think Drew Barrymore made this up about herself and has commented a few times suggesting herself as the 'sexual guru'. :)
ReplyDeleteLike nominating yourself for an Oscar or President. LoL
I think Drew Barrymore made this up about herself and then commented to hint it was her, to label herself a 'sexual guru'.
ReplyDeleteLike nominating yourself for an Oscar or President.