Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Today's Blind Items - The Hooker Speaks

Today isn't Friday, but I wanted to take a minute to wish everyone in the States a Happy Thanksgiving for tomorrow in case you are not here. I will be here all day or as long as I can because I do start drinking early on Thanksgiving. I want you all to know that I am very thankful for each of you and hope if you are going somewhere for the long holiday to not only be safe on the holiday buy going out at 4am or midnight or whatever time your favorite store opens.

This A+ movie actor is filming a movie right now and recently had a day off. He had 6 hookers sent to his hotel, 4 hours apart and apparently had sex with them all. He told one of them that his soon to be ex couldn't keep up with him. The hooker said she might have been with him for four hours, but the sex lasted under a minute and that he seemed to be doing it to prove to himself that he was some kind of stud but he isn't. She said that when she walked into his room it stank of beer and urine and that he looked homeless and if she saw him on the street smelling and looking like he did that she would have thought for sure he was homeless. He had not showered in what seemed like days. She said she was grateful the sex only lasted a minute because she thought she was going to vomit the entire time. She says that he had been known for his body in the past but now he was a pudgy mess and that he was obviously drunk and had food stuck to his face. He did make her dance for him and he threw money at her while she was dancing and she thought she was going to get to keep it but that after she finished dancing he asked for it all back and he was going to use the money again later. She says that she was number three of the day and that she felt really bad for the three women who were coming after her.

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