The Whole Lindsay Lohan Going To Jail Thing

By now you probably have heard about Lindsay Lohan being charged for lying to the police and how Lindsay is going to have her probation revoked and you have wonderful thoughts of her going to jail and finally doing time in jail. Oh, Lindsay will go to jail, for about five minutes. Maybe 10 depending on how long it takes them to process her bail. Then she will be right back out and awaiting a probation hearing which will probably see Lindsay doing some additional community service and maybe having her probation extended another year. Now, as for the lying to the ;police officer? More probation. More community service. Maybe some house arrest. Jail? Has Lindsay gone to jail for anything in the past? The only way she is going to jail for any period of time is if she does something really serious. Apparently stealing from a jewelry store is not serious enough so she is going to need to rob a store with a gun or kill someone I think before she ends up in jail for longer than a day or two.