Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Taryn Manning Sentenced To One Day Of Community Service

A judge in New York yesterday sentenced Taryn Manning to one day of community service for beating up her personal assistant. Taryn says they are both still friends and that it was just two friends getting into an argument because Taryn was stressed over a press tour. You know, because she is crazy busy. Sometimes I have a hard time keeping up with who is busier, Taryn or Daniel Craig. Yes, Taryn has a hit song called Send Me Your Love, but it is a song and they are gone in an instant. It is an excuse though and the judge bought it so Taryn has to spend one day doing something other than beating up her friend. Taryn plans on helping out at a soup kitchen.


17 comments:

  1. There's a gelfling on trial?

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    1. I don't know you but I love you.

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    2. I don't know you but I love you.

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  2. Damn, homegirl is looking rough!

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  3. Hahahahahahahahahahaha disco
    She does have a really weird shaped head.

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  4. Wait, she's a singer? I thought she was an actress. I remember her from 'Crossroads' with Britney Spears (don't judge!).

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  5. She had to be included in some blind items here and there.

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  6. Isn't that what personal assistants are for, kicking their asses every now and again?

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  7. A whole day? Oh the humanity!

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  8. Whoa, whoa, whoa - leave Daniel Craig out of this.

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  9. Didn't we decide her "assistant" was her lady love?

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  10. assistant... girlfriend, whatevs.

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  11. I don't know who this is so meh...

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  12. Sadly this will not stop a return to 5-0 then.
    Sigh.

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  13. Wow, she looks rough!

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  14. Yeah, no clue who this is either.

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