Selena Gomez & Justin Bieber Break Up Again

As Justin Bieber's career slowly mashes into a Jonas Brother and fades away, Justin decided once and for all that Selena Gomez was cramping his style with the ladies and that it was time for him to move on to some of Lil Wayne and Jeremy Pivens' leftovers. Eventually he will settle for some Playmate who once had a spread and really hopes to have her own reality show. Then, after he moves to the casino touring, Justin will probably spend some time in rehab where he will meet a woman named Rhonduh who has dreams of being on a season of Rehab with Dr. Drew and they will end up married with some kids. The relationship will go sour, but Justin will be linked to her while he makes a comeback from the guest house at Usher's place.

Meanwhile, Selena Gomez was tired of getting cheated on; could see their careers were headed in opposite directions and wanted to date someone who knew how to pull his pants up.