Tuesday, November 20, 2012
Random Photos Part Two
And I'm not sure what
Jaden Smith was thinking with this look.
Kristin Cavallari donates all her maternity clothes to Goodwill, but she is keeping the Range Rover.
Krysten Ritter goes for the traveling cowboy look.
Matthew Broderick and his son are obviously on their way to see Elf.
A woman ashamed to bee seen with Miley Cyrus. Actually she was crying and screaming and freaking out Miley.
Megan Fox on her way to some Writers Guild event. I didn't even know she could write.
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis still in Rome.
Mary Kate Olsen smells her boyfriend's cologne. Reminds her of her grandfather.
Jaden Smith has gained major cool points with me by hosting the ghost of Boo Radley on the back of his head. KUDOS to you, young asshole!
ReplyDeleteAnyone else wanna slap Jada Pinkett for turning her children into these shitheads?
ReplyDeleteJaden looks like he napped on blue cotton candy.
ReplyDeleteskeeter, from doug, on nickelodeon?
ReplyDeleteomg @.@ he's too young....
megan looks great, as does krysten!
lol Jayden
ReplyDeleteJayden looks way like his dad in this photo. His dad doesn't have the "I got to shit or I AM hot shit" look on his face.
ReplyDeleteAll the damn time.
ReplyDeleteIs that mold growing on back of Jayden's head?
ReplyDeleteLmao!
DeleteI spend too much time looking at pictures to try to figure out if Mila is growing Ashton's spawn in her uterus.
ReplyDeleteLol @ Ingrid.
ReplyDelete@Butter, that's all I think of when I see these kids. They have such a huge sense of entitlement it's disgusting.
ReplyDeleteJeesh what the heck is wrong with BAG. He's always pulling around megan fox. He's the less famous and less rich version of tom cruise.....jayden put that moldy cotton candy patch on his head to make it easier for people to target what part on his head to slap the stupid douchiness out of. I bet he has a matching landing strip down below.
ReplyDeleteLady crying by miley prob cos of ugly ass hairdo if hers.
ReplyDeleteI can't get arrested for *wanting* to slap the living shit out of Jayden Smith, right?
ReplyDeleteHey! Instead of smirking, he looks clueless! Um...much better? :-/
ReplyDeleteKrysten Ritter can just do no wrong in my book. I think she is now my pretend celebrity BFF.
Dude is, what? 12? He already needs major botox to get rid of those lines from always smirking (or looking like he needs to drop a load).
DeleteBag confirmation on earlier abuser blind! run Megan run. restraining order, lawyer, witness protection program, anything, just get away!
ReplyDeleteOkay, back to say I figured out what that thing on the back of Jaden's head is. It's an upside down Furby! Right? I think he's got a Furby cyst, which sounds very serious. That's why he has that expression. Now I feel bad about the cracks I've made over him in the past.
ReplyDeleteWhy are we seeing Krysten Ritter nearly everyday?
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ReplyDeleteAt least Jaden doesn't look like he needs to poo here.
ReplyDelete(We need to stop looking at Mila's uterine area. We might, like, inadvertently invoke the Law of Attraction or something and then she might spawn. *shudder*)
ReplyDeleteDo Mary Kate and her grandpa only go to sports games (I think these are basketball games, not positive) for date night?
ReplyDeleteJaden is thinking: "I wonder what my friends would say about me if dad didn't buy all of them.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Jayden's head got attacked by a my little pony and lost. What an asshat.
ReplyDeleteMK's bf skeeves me out....yuck.
Has anyone else noticed that Jaden Smith, Biebs, some of the Jersey Shore guys seem to have this wrinkled-forehead / raised eyebrows clueless look??? Jason Priestley used to do it, too.
ReplyDeleteAre they trying to look like they are deep thinkers???
@The Critic I know!! Don't their mothers tell them to quit the wrinkling??
ReplyDeleteI had a dream last night I was childhood friends with the Olsen twins and we reconnected as adults and were bffs again. I'm the same age and was absolutely obsessed with them when I was 7 yrs old.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha! Seriously I have never seen such a fine and insanely funny collection of Jayden disses in my life. Truly everyone, solid gold!
ReplyDeleteI love Krysten's dress, especially the fabric--anyone know who the designer is? (Granted, I wouldn't wear it w/cowboy boots, but it's still a very cute dress.)
ReplyDeleteMegan looks wonderful, certainly lost her baby weight.
ReplyDelete@glitter i was thinking the same thing, is she blind answers or just enty's new crush?
ReplyDeleteBAG + megan fox + abuser blind reveal?
I wish the front shot of Jaden Smith was first. Then we could all think "wow, he's growing up, he looks so much like his dad" and then get slapped with a "WTF happened to his head!?"
ReplyDeleteMy guess is he went to the land of the Smurfs, then stumbled and fell backwards on them.
I'll give Krysten Ritter a pass on the cowboy boots because I think she's gorgeous and talented and most of all, FUNNY! There just aren't enough really funny young actresses on tv right now. I look forward to seeing her in some movies at some point.
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