Wednesday, November 21, 2012
Random Photos Part Three
Diane Kruger on a red carpet in Paris and
in jeans? Again? Twice in a month? Must be breaking up with Joshua Jackson or getting married.
Not in jeans, but looking stoned out of her mind is Anna Friel.
Also not in jeans and not with a $4M Weight Watchers deal, but Hilary Duff also appears to have lost all her pregnancy weight.
Helen Mirren gets herself a feel of Jessica Biel's breast.
Or was trying to make those big wings stop poking people in the eye.
Also at the premiere were Jamie Lee Curtis and her sister.
The last episode of iCarly airs on Friday.
The guy in the hoodie trying not to be photographed with his nephew is
Joe Simpson.
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG, that picture of Joe Simpson MADE my day!!
ReplyDeleteI think someone mistook him for a turkey and basted him a bit too much.
Pictures of Jamie Lee Curtis, as much as I love her, are worthless without Christopher Guest. WHERE IS HE???
ReplyDeleteI just don't get Diane Kruger. I think she's way too thin. I also find it hard to tell her apart from Naomi Watts.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Joe Simpson was on Weight Watchers too. I wouldn't have recognized him.
ReplyDeleteWTFOMG@PIMPA JOE~!
ReplyDeleteJamie Lee Curtis' sister is Future Victoria Beckham.
I thought VB had lightened her hair! She really looks like Janet Leigh, here.
DeleteI thought VB had lightened her hair! She really looks like Janet Leigh, here.
DeleteI thought VB had lightened her hair! She really looks like Janet Leigh, here.
DeleteI thought VB had lightened her hair! She really looks like Janet Leigh, here.
DeleteWhere is JT? Anyone know? Biel comes off the honeymoon to famewhore at the fckin Ivy, and now all this red-carpet crap, dead smile crap. Doesn't she kind of need to her husband to rock the "I'm now a famous celebrity wife" thing?
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or does Curtis strike anyone else as somehow shady? Like, what is she into to keep that smirk on her face for decades on end? I just feel very suspicious about her...an overload of blinds has not helped.
What the actuak f*ck is up with Biel's dress? I mean... emergency flying squirrel apparatus??
ReplyDelete@Dee Lurker: Nope, no shady vibe for me. To me she just always seems happy and on the verge of giggling. It seems she'd be a hoot to be around.
ReplyDeleteTotally not concerned with papa joe's new look- why isn't anyone talking about how THIN he is? It's alarming.
ReplyDeleteJessica wears the weirdest things and expects them to look fabulous on her. It's not happening.
ReplyDeleteI just can't with Anna Friel after that blind item revealed her.
Papa Joe has certainly seen better days!
What was the Anna Friel BI?
Deletehttp://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2010/07/blind-items-revealed_8511.html?m=1
DeleteThis foreign born Golden Globe nominee/winner is a C+/B- list actress who primarily does movies but is better known for being on a show loved by critics but which could never find an audience. Anyway, our actress is not the best customer at restaurants. Over the Christmas holidays our actress was at a restaurant with a party of 8 and decided to show the table what you could do if you were a star. She went to find her waitress and asked the waitress to find the biggest vegetable in the kitchen, bring it to the table and say, "Here you go ____, is this what you were talking about?" The waitress found a large vegetable, brought it out to the table and said her lines. As she was leaving, our actress said, "You see? That's the kind of thing I can do because I'm _______." Throughout the night our actress made other staff do various tasks to laughter from the table. When they left, the table didn't even tip.
Anna Friel
That really bums me out. I just loved her as Chuck on Pushing Daisies.
DeleteICarly is the only show I enjoy watching with my 8 y.o. It's sad it is ending
ReplyDeletePapa Joe! Seriously cupcake. That hair color and orange shade of flesh are doing nothing to disguise you.
ReplyDeleteJamie. I love you, but I just can't with that dress. You look like you've been stuffed into a surgical support stocking.
ReplyDeleteDiane Kruger and Helen Mirren - I fucking love the both of you.
I second the question: what was the Anna Friel reveal??
ReplyDeleteDayum, Jamie Lee's body is seriously slammin'. The dress isn't great, but if you just panned from the chest down, she could be half her age, or less. I've heard rumors she's an XXY female before. (Probably not news to the astute readers here.) Her physique seems to fit the profile, and she is awesome. I agree she always looks bemused and I see genuine radiance in her. I wish I could master that "just-about-to-giggle" look :)
ReplyDeleteJamie Lee has always had a perfect bod.
ReplyDeleteI miss the old pervy Papa Joe, before he decided to re-make himself into a Twink magnet. :(
I love Diane, but I had no idea how scarily thin she was until I saw those arms. Kinda gross.
ReplyDeleteI think Jamie Lee looks hot.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to miss iCarly. My little ones are sad.
Mr. Simpson looks sick. He was almost a handsome man once upon a time. Now he looks just like this old gay man who used to run a local liguor store (and that's not a good thing).
Well there appears to be a ring maybe? on the hand of Diane. Did I miss an engagement?
ReplyDeleteI think Jamie Lee looks amazing! She could have chosen a different dress but from shoulders up... beautiful!
:-( don't go icarly.
ReplyDeletePlease can jessica biel find a better stylist. I would even recommend rachel zoe over whoever she has now. You know your dress is fugly when you get mocked by helen mirren for your wings.
so is Miranda Cosgrove or Jeanette McCurdy the tweener who got knocked up and their show was all hanging in the balance?
ReplyDeletealso Joe wtf? lawl
ReplyDeleteThe photo of Jessica Biel with Helen Mirren - Jessica looks really pretty there. Then the posed photo? Not so much.
ReplyDelete@cinephhreak, I doubt it. It's been known for longer than a pregnancy that this would be the last iCarly season.
ReplyDeleteJamie is gorgeous as all holy hell! And I love the dress, she can pull it off! She was awesome last night on New Girl!
ReplyDeleteUgh, enough with the Biel. Agree, Diane is way too skinny. Her arms and legs are sticks!
Joe Simpson, you guys already said it all!
My mom looks just like Jamie Lee, even the haircut. Which both have rocked since the 80s. My mom is 63 and men think she is bangin! Lol.
ReplyDeleteMy mom looks just like Jamie Lee, even the haircut. Which both have rocked since the 80s. My mom is 63 and men think she is bangin! Lol.
ReplyDeleteSo is this a Joshua Jackson reveal for yesterday's blind about the controlling guy?
ReplyDeleteDamn, I thought for sure that last photo was the bleach blonde Baldwin brother.
ReplyDeleteJamie Lee Curtis = still awesome. Her pole dance in True Lies impressed me as a kid and now as a grown-up, even more. (Though not a fan of the white dress/black tights or boots, but whatever JLC can do it.)
Papa Josie looks like he's channeling Ken Paves...
ReplyDeletePoor Jessica and Ashlee...at least most of us don't have to watch our fathers go through their midlife crisis in public....
ReplyDeleteI really really try to get Jessica Biel...but that bat dress....
I've loved JLC since she did that untouched photo shoot. I think she was one of the first to shout to women: it's an illusion!!! Love her for that.
ReplyDeleteWait. Papa Joe's nephew or "nephew"?
ReplyDeleteJLC looks gorgeous. She's a timeless beauty and always looks to be having fun. No shade to throw. He sister is quite lovely as well.
ReplyDeleteUm..Papa Joe. Honey...um, yeah. Do you. o_O
jamie and her sister look fucking amazing! I HOPE I'm that hot in my 60's. and diane is not wearing jeans on the red carpet. enty has gone retarded.
ReplyDeleteps. GO HILARY! lookin good gurlfran!
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