Three parts today.
Nicole Richie taking Harlow to ballet class while Nicole's friend pretends to be interested in what Nicole is saying.
Olivia Wilde gets really intimate with Jason Sudeikis.
Tina Fey going really risque for her.
Of course if you bring out Tina Fey, you know SNL cast members will follow.
Padma Lakshmi in Playboy.
Ryan Gosling learns a song on a conch shell.
Rihanna in Toronto last night on her 777 tour.
Snooki doing some good work to help the people of the Jersey Shore region.
Tyra Banks brings out her top knot. That is some big hair.
Vince Vaughn on the set of his new movie.
Dear Jason & Olivia, enjoy screwing like rabbits in 5, 4...
ReplyDeletePadma- COME ON, you look like a two bit whore!
I...I want that duck phone Snookie has.
ReplyDeleteNice to see the Gosling confirmation for the housesitting girlfriend blind. Padma is so so dull, what sets her apart?
ReplyDeletewell ryan it is lol
ReplyDeleteOlivia Wilde has really beautiful skin/ foundation. I don't know how celebs can chat to each other, or act normal whilst someone's there clicking away?? Would freak me right out!!!
ReplyDeleteWe have a saying in Texas about big hair....The higher the hair, the closer to God. Lookin' good Tyra!
ReplyDeleteGod damn, Ryan Gosling is sexy
ReplyDeleteThere goes Padma, whoring it up again. This time the venue is appropriate. Someone printed some quotes from the interview. Hysterically cheesy.
ReplyDeleteWhen I look at Jason and Olivia I don't see a match. Someone seems out of their league.
Olivia Wilde is just gorgeous. I thought she'd be another pretty face, but then she was funny, sharp, and self-deprecating on The Daily Show. So she's pretty much the whole package.
ReplyDeleteAnd Tyra Banks may border on tranny, but it's a tranny that NEVER AGES. Damn!
God help me, Snooki looks grown up and pretty.
And Ryan was calling ME with that shell---That's our signal for nooky-time, me & Ryan Gosling. I know I can trust you gals with our secret... Tick a lock!
Tina looks amazing. Gosling is amazing. Plasma Lakshmi is not amazing. Typo stays.
ReplyDeleteHey Patty---I used to think Jason S was dating Olivia as a trophy (b/c of his history with the charm-free January Jones)--but OW's actually funny, surprisingly full of personality. I get the feeling she was a geek in HS or an ugly duckling, because she seems really cool, from my admittedly limited exposure to her.
ReplyDeleteTina rules
ReplyDeleteOlivia has a square head
Padma has a huge belly button
Vince Vaughn ruins every movie
Seriously, he sucks
and Ryan for the blind it is!
ReplyDeleteI think Olivia Wilde is SUPA GAWJUSS, but sometimes (very rarely)she has a really bad picture and looks just like Lady Elaine Fairchilde.
ReplyDeleteWasn't there a blind recently about someone posing in Playboy but not naked? Probably not even close on this, because I have no idea who that woman is, but it made me think about that blind.
ReplyDeletePadma you need a different look. We saw that same outfit yesterday on Judge Judy!
ReplyDeleteMe too Penelope Jane. But I'm too lazy to look it up
ReplyDeletePlayboy lets the models wear granny panties now?
ReplyDeleteTyra is like RuPaul's little sister. I heart that. Really, no jokes.
Ryan ain't calling you, Libby! He's calling ME! As the song goes, I gave him my number and a dime, told him to me anytime! And he's calling ME. He knows no Libby.
*shakes fist at Libs, LOL!*
@LizzardO
ReplyDeletehahaha. Spot on.
enty, that is not a top knot >.<
ReplyDeleteolivia and jason are an adorable couple :)
i like vince vaughn.
Excellent call LizzardO. And I dare say Judge Judy looked better.
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ReplyDeleteI agree. Judge Judy looked damn sexy in that bikini.
Never thought I would type that.
Ryan is actually only a few blocks away from me right now in good ole Lubbock, TX. Word on the street is that he is filming a movie in Midland an hour and a half away.
ReplyDeleteChanning Tatum is also supposedly here with him. Keeping my fingers crossed for a run in with fate aka Ryan Gosling this weekend!
Jsierra...I too am from Lubbock. Heard they are at the Overton. Let me know if you get lucky and spot Ryan. Yum yum :)
DeleteJsierra...I too am from Lubbock. Heard they are at the Overton. Let me know if you get lucky and spot Ryan. Yum yum :)
DeleteDuckyphone!!! Love this!!
ReplyDeleteEvery time I see Padma, I get hungry for perfectly displayed fancy food. It's a Pavlovian response or something.
ReplyDeleteI only started paying attention to SNL again last year. Jason Sudekis is oddly hot. It could be because of SNL, or the "Colin the chicken" episode of "Portlandia".
I think Gosling was making love to that Conche. Note the bulge in his pants.
I'll say it again, Rhianna is other-worldly beautiful. I like her look in this pic. I hope she dumps CB and ends up with a nice white boy (per the blind item where she prefers white boys, but is afraid to come out of the closet).
Why is Padma wearing granny panties?
ReplyDeleteVince Vaughn is my celebrity husband. I will always think he's funny & hot.
Nicole Richie is ugly. I don't care if she revamped her style; she has a face only a mother could love.
libby, it was Olivia Munn who was on the Daily Show as a correspondent, not Olivia Wilde, so unless Olivia Wilde also made an appearance to promote something, you're thinking of the wrong one (too many Olivias!).
ReplyDeletePS: Olivia Wilde was "13" on House.
ReplyDeleteI heard on the radio yesterday that Rhianna had stopped at a tattoo parlor in NYC, and requested a face tattoo. The artist refused, asked her to sleep on it, and if she still wanted it in 24 hours he would oblige.
ReplyDeleteHaven't heard a follow up, but kudos to the artist. I always think there must be days Mike Tyson wakes up and regrets that decision.
@greenmountaingal, totally agree about nicole. was bored the other day and looking up random things online. came across the mess that nicole was 6 years ago. had forgotten. she's like a different person. (but looks the same).
ReplyDeleteSomeone might have mentioned this, I haven't read all the comments, but wasn't there a blind not too long ago about a 40+ year old mom, desperate for attention and would be posing in Playboy soon? Maybe I am thinking of a blind from a long time ago. Help me out here.
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