Four parts today.
Katy Perry is shocked, but she should know that paps will find you anywhere, especially if you are with John Mayer in Malibu.
Lance Armstrong Tweeted this photo over the weekend. Said they can't take the jerseys from him.
Mel B keeping it classy on a yacht.
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth hang on by a thread.
Rachel Bilson at the one year anniversary of one of those shoe companies that seem to have commercials every five seconds.
Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen.
Selena Gomez shows off her K-Mart collection to kids who who don't believe for a second that Selena would actually wear the stuff or go to K-Mart.
Sylvester Stallone in Europe.
The Simpsons animators are very fast.
Shut up, Lance.
ReplyDeleteCan NOTHING humble Lance?
ReplyDeleteSo is that a reveal for KB's chain smoking daughter with Sheen? Maybe Enty THOUGHT they were married, but remembered incorrectly.
ReplyDeleteBilson could also be a tip-off for the blind HIV blind.
Amber- sometimes Enty baits us though.
ReplyDelete@libby - his horrible use of panorama photos SHOULD humble him...
ReplyDeleteI like Miley's Doc's...there's my positive comment for the day...
ReplyDeleteSelena looks so happy to be there.
ReplyDeleteWell, Mel B looks absolutely trashtastic. And I still have a soft spot for Summer, loved the cheesy OC.
ReplyDeleteRachel -- if you're going to an event for a shoe store, you are expected to be photographed wearing shoes, not a dress that covers them up. #celebrityfail or #whyrachelisntabiggercelebrity
ReplyDeleteIf there is any justice, Selena will become a huge success and Dweeber will fade into obscurity.
ReplyDeleteI think the Simpsons is all digital now so they can insert things up until the last minute. I like the old Superbowl episode where they the characters cover their mouths with mugs and inserted the names of the two teams in the game.
ReplyDeleteHa! I think we've got a reveal on Rachel Bilson/Hayden Christenson for the HIV+ blind, also the cigarette smoking teen having the b+ parents being Kate Beckinsale and Michael forget his last name.
ReplyDeleteRun Liam Run! Right to my house! Eek - but I will have to disinfect him first. I need one of those decontamination chambers, stat!
ReplyDeleteJust can't with Lance. Tool-a-thon!
Quick question guys: Why does Mel B look trashy? The tattoos? The joint? I'm not getting it. She looks fine to me and she is on a yacht.
ReplyDeleteI'm actually wishing I could be hanging with Mel B right now. Glass of wine (minus ciggie) sounds like a great start to this holiday afternoon!
ReplyDeleteIf I won something but cheated because every one else was cheating, I would definitely not feel like I earnt that at all let alone something as big as the Tour De France x7. Lance needs to STFU.
ReplyDeleteWhy is Enty being so mean to Mel B? She's been working hard lately and she deserves to have a wine and a smoke on a yacht. Hell, that would probably be me every Saturday (if I had a yacht).
And really? Are Liam and Miley really hanging by a thread? Why would he have proposed if he isn't that really into her? Well besides the multi million dollar fortune I guess...
i read something one time about body anguage of couples. no idea if its really true. it said that when couples walk, if they aren't "in step" (same foot, next to each other, etc) their relationship isn't either. always think of that wen i see celeb couples trying to show how "coupled" they are.
ReplyDeleteMiley's shorts are hanging by a thread
ReplyDeleteI'm going to go against the grain and say, tool that he is, if I were Lance with all of the hate thrown at me lately, I'd totally tweet that pic as a big screw you to the haters. Drugs and doping aside, who else will EVER win 7 TdFs?
ReplyDeleteI'm not defending what he did because he knew (or should have) the potential consequences...and there's the whole cheating factor...but he won those races against other people who were doing the same thing he was doing so, really, it was a largely level playing field.
He's still a total tool. But that is only marginally related to the actual cheating.
That photo of Lance speaks volumes about his character.
ReplyDeleteAnd I also question...if you cheat and everyone else cheats in the same manner is it really cheating? Who had the advantage?
I think Miley looks really cute here. That outfit with her hair works.
ReplyDeleteIts like miley is going way out of her way to look ugly as possible. That hair cld not be more unflattering to her. And, oy, the outfits! They are like mishmash of halloween costumes found in the trash. Someone tell this girl the truth!!!!!
ReplyDeleteTwo quick little bits- since moving from America to Sydney I have shopped at Kmart more now than ever in my life! Partly because everything is so damn expensive here but also because the stuff is nice - not the same Kmart I would visit in disgust growing up! Also, I have been told by a few people in the Sydney scene that its not unlike mel b to approach woman to come back with her and her hubby if you know what I mean!
ReplyDelete@Carla: Get OUT?? K-Mart has good stuff in Oz?
DeleteThe Mel B thing doesn't surprise me. Not sure why. I personally think she has an awesome body and truth be told, I'd gladly sip wine and cigs on a yacht myself. Nothing trashy about that but then, there are far worse things I do anyway.
I saw Michael Sheen and Rachel McAdams yesterday and they both seemed super down to earth, waited for the valet like everyone else
ReplyDeleteI saw Michael Sheen and Rachel McAdams yesterday and they both seemed super down to earth, waited for the valet like everyone else
ReplyDeleteThere's Lance all alone with his jerseys. It's a sad picture really.
ReplyDeleteI was a HUGE Lance Armstrong fan. To the point of getting a Discovery Channel kit for Christmas one year. I hate how the whole thing went down and especially how he handled it. Once it was clear the jig was up he should have come clean (ha!) and accepted responsibility. That said, everyone who even had a prayer of winning a grand tour in that era was doping. EVERYONE. Which is why they aren't awarding the victories to other cyclists - there weren't enough of them who hadn't been busted to make it acceptable. In a clean peloton, with Lance racing clean as well, he would have still won. And still be a giant asshole.
ReplyDeleteI was a HUGE Lance Armstrong fan. To the point of getting a Discovery Channel kit for Christmas one year. I hate how the whole thing went down and especially how he handled it. Once it was clear the jig was up he should have come clean (ha!) and accepted responsibility. That said, everyone who even had a prayer of winning a grand tour in that era was doping. EVERYONE. Which is why they aren't awarding the victories to other cyclists - there weren't enough of them who hadn't been busted to make it acceptable. In a clean peloton, with Lance racing clean as well, he would have still won. And still be a giant asshole.
ReplyDeleteGod, Lance Armstrong is truly pathetic. No excuse for cheating. At all.
ReplyDeleteWho is Mel B?
ReplyDeleteI actually thought Mel B had a ice lolly stick, not a joint/ciggie.
ReplyDeleteJust because I can't see any smoke or lit end. Hmmm
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ReplyDelete@Carla I've also heard that about Mel and her husband.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was here but if not I think it may have been the Holy Moly newsletter, back before the site was sold and turned to rubbish
Just a sad old man and a bunch of yellow t-shirts now.
ReplyDeleteLol @ ....."waited for the valet like everyone else = down to earth" Probably it's just my inexperience, but I have never used a valet in my entire life and it's something I think of as being reserved for rich people w high dollar cars.... But maybe it's something you can't avoid in L.A.?
ReplyDeleteThat particular plaza only offers valet and there was just one guy working so it was backed up and he was running back and forth trying to help everyone...they didn't bitch about having to wait, just overall seemed super normal and not like they were entitled to any special treatment.
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