I normally reserve commenting on Xtina's weight, because I think if we saw her in person, she would look "normal," not fat. But she needs to start dressing in a way that is more flattering to her shape. I can practically hear that picture beeping as she backs up!
I'm going to cut Christina some slack and say they caught her at a bad angle. The dress isn't so bad and the hair is nice.
Taylor can dress her tail off, gotta give her that.
Pink's dress is great, but agree it doesn't seem to suit her. She and Carrie should have traded. Pink can pull off the avant-garde space jumper suit look that Carrie went with.
Christina is finally wearing clothes that are actually her size, but that dress is not flattering. She would look so perfect if she would let both her hair and her skin go back to their natural color and texture. She could rock a curvy diva like we haven't seen in decades.
And hey! Look! It's Clooney's girlfriend getting some publicity she wouldn't otherwise get if she wasn't his girlfriend!
Love Taylor's dress.
God - who dresses Carrie Underwood? That's a short prom dress!
And Christina dear, more power to you for being whatever weight you want to be, but you've got to stop dressing like yo're still a size 2. It doesn't work.
Lol @jolene, totally agree with how easily that gets tossed around here. I think she looks good too. She was more muscular before but that's the only difference I notice.
I agree with the commentary so far about Christina. I think she is finally dressing for the size that she is and it is a good step in the right direction.
I like Heidi and Taylor's dresses. If you got, flaunt it. :-)
Christina's butt is not human. It looks like shes wearing a damn crinoline hoop skirt circa 1854 (or the stepsister fashion in the Disney Cinderella movie, take your pic). what is everyone's obsession w monster butts??? Stupid stupid monster butts
Good on Christina for embracing her curves, but yes, the tan and horrible hair turn this into a disaster. The ultra blonde Cleopatra cut/wig/weave is just NOT flattering. But I think she loves the drag look, and will never tone it down or look more natural.
Hayden looks good with the weight loss, but her face looks different...is it just the weight loss, or has she had work done? She's giving me a Courtney Stodden vibe in that photo. :/
I went to a taping of the voice yesterday and all I can say is that Christina Aguilera is tiny...don't know why she doesn't photograph well but she's not fat at all
"And Christina dear, more power to you for being whatever weight you want to be, but you've got to stop dressing like yo're still a size 2. It doesn't work."
This, exactly. Most of us know how to cover up/camouflage/drape over our flaws, so that we don't look hideous and scare members of the general public.
I would slaughter thousands of puppies for Heidi Klum's body.
ReplyDeleteThat's not amusing. At all.
DeleteI think everything Vicki says is amusing.
Deletewhoa, did not see that angle of Christina before this. EEEk. From the front she looked good....
ReplyDeleteI love Gwen. What the hell was Kiebler doing there? Or Ginnifer Goodwin? Or Heidi Klum? Or Jenny McCarthy???
YUCK to every dress except Taylor Swift's. Pink's is okay, but it just doesn't look right on her.
ReplyDeleteI normally reserve commenting on Xtina's weight, because I think if we saw her in person, she would look "normal," not fat. But she needs to start dressing in a way that is more flattering to her shape. I can practically hear that picture beeping as she backs up!
ReplyDeletehayden and christina need to eat with each other for 6 months or so, but trade plates. they'd both look better.
ReplyDeleteIf Christina would just stop with the televangelist wife makeup and bleached mop and orange skin, she'd look decent.
ReplyDeleteChristina looks thick but awesome.. I'm glad she's finally embracing her thickness!
ReplyDeleteReally Carrie Underwood? That dress is a nightmare.
Hayden P looks.. Dare I say?? Good? Less troll-ish for sure.
I agree VIP- I like her curvy but that dress was a bad call.
ReplyDeleteThose shoes look pretty bad on Hayden P's frame.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to cut Christina some slack and say they caught her at a bad angle. The dress isn't so bad and the hair is nice.
ReplyDeleteTaylor can dress her tail off, gotta give her that.
Pink's dress is great, but agree it doesn't seem to suit her. She and Carrie should have traded. Pink can pull off the avant-garde space jumper suit look that Carrie went with.
I agree with you completely, VIP. Plus your last line made me choke on my tea. Well, played.
ReplyDeleteI'm starting to think that no matter what Carrie Underwood wears, it's going to look boring because Carrie Underwood is wearing it.
We are getting to watching a very interesting case of progressive desperation in the form of Jenny McCarthy.
*Well played.
ReplyDeleteEats, shoots, and leaves, y'all...
Do Jenny McCarthy, Pink and the Biebs all have the same hairdresser? And is it Lucille Ball?
ReplyDeleteOh, Heidi...no.
ReplyDeleteTaylor's dress isn't that short. It isn't her hoohah that is in danger of making an appearance.
ReplyDeleteWe almost had another "Heidi moment" on our hands.
Not a fan of the short in front longer in back dress on Carrie.
ReplyDeleteTaylor almost always looks great and
does so again. I like Christina's hair.
I dunno, I think Christina looks pretty good (except the orange tan).
ReplyDeleteTaylor looks amazing.
Ugh no I think that's a terrible dress for Christina, accents all the wrong things. Hayden P looks incredibly skinny, she never used to.
ReplyDeleteNice effort for Pink, not 100% but no disaster.
Christina is finally wearing clothes that are actually her size, but that dress is not flattering. She would look so perfect if she would let both her hair and her skin go back to their natural color and texture. She could rock a curvy diva like we haven't seen in decades.
ReplyDeleteJust say no to the butt pads Xtina. And the orange skin. And the bleached out wigs. That would a good start.
ReplyDeleteHeidi must want to help the paps get the vadge shot.
ReplyDeleteDa,m didn't think Christina could look worse tha. She did during her performance. Stacy kiebler and Heidi klum look like sisters
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad Swifty didn't wear red! The gold dress looks good on her with nude lip.
ReplyDeletePink's dress looks all wrong on her. Xtina? I can't even imagine she looked in a mirror.
Woah, Hayden P. looks scary skinny. Those legs look like they belong on someone else. Damn shame. She always had such a healthy, muscular body.
ReplyDeleteShame on you, Vicki - lol.
ReplyDeleteAnd hey! Look! It's Clooney's girlfriend getting some publicity she wouldn't otherwise get if she wasn't his girlfriend!
Love Taylor's dress.
God - who dresses Carrie Underwood? That's a short prom dress!
And Christina dear, more power to you for being whatever weight you want to be, but you've got to stop dressing like yo're still a size 2. It doesn't work.
Your people's idea of "too skinny" shocks me sometimes. Hayden's legs look AMAZING and healthy.
ReplyDeleteLol @jolene, totally agree with how easily that gets tossed around here. I think she looks good too. She was more muscular before but that's the only difference I notice.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand how Christina doesn't have a double chin.
ReplyDeleteThat's what confuses me too?
DeleteNot that I think Taylor's dress is inappropriate, but she's definitely been dressing more 'risque'.
ReplyDeleteWhich is to say, instead of wearing a 40s schoolmarm outfit, she's dressing like a college girl on a date with a guy in premed.
Bunch of crappy dresses, unfortunately.
ReplyDeleteTaylor's dress is lovely, yes. But go Google "Taylor Swift Red Carpet" and you'll see that the nudish toned dress is her uniform. Mix it up, woman!
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I love Stacy's dress. I want it.
ReplyDeleteI like Christina's dress. All of the other stuff going on in that photo I'm not too sure about.
ReplyDeleteHeidi can still get away with that so GODSPEED to her.
Jenny's dress looks better on television.
Carrie's dress is an unfortunate choice.
Hayden has, IMO, dropped the weight she was asked to gain for Nashville. She looks pretty good.
Taylor looks great. If u r 20 something WHY NOT show your legs of that's what u want to do. She looks cute.
Pink looks matronly, but if she likes it.......
I agree--Taylor needs to mix up her red carpet look a little.
ReplyDeleteChristina's pic actually looks photoshopped to me
ReplyDeleteI agree with the commentary so far about Christina. I think she is finally dressing for the size that she is and it is a good step in the right direction.
ReplyDeleteI like Heidi and Taylor's dresses. If you got, flaunt it. :-)
Stacy Kiebler is beautiful. Christina Aguilera, not so much.
ReplyDeleteKiebler's fame whoring obvious. Why on earth was she there?
ReplyDeletePink looks awesome. As much as I dislike Taylor Swift she looked great.
I am getting a very strong Mrs. Roper vibe off Xtina.
ReplyDeleteChristina's butt is not human. It looks like shes wearing a damn crinoline hoop skirt circa 1854 (or the stepsister fashion in the Disney Cinderella movie, take your pic). what is everyone's obsession w monster butts??? Stupid stupid monster butts
ReplyDeleteGood on Christina for embracing her curves, but yes, the tan and horrible hair turn this into a disaster. The ultra blonde Cleopatra cut/wig/weave is just NOT flattering. But I think she loves the drag look, and will never tone it down or look more natural.
ReplyDeleteHayden looks good with the weight loss, but her face looks different...is it just the weight loss, or has she had work done? She's giving me a Courtney Stodden vibe in that photo. :/
Someone please hire a stylist for Carrie Underwood. That dress is hideously promish
ReplyDeleteChristina and Carrie look absolutely atrocious. Everyone else I can deal with.
ReplyDeleteI went to a taping of the voice yesterday and all I can say is that Christina Aguilera is tiny...don't know why she doesn't photograph well but she's not fat at all
ReplyDelete"And Christina dear, more power to you for being whatever weight you want to be, but you've got to stop dressing like yo're still a size 2. It doesn't work."
ReplyDeleteThis, exactly. Most of us know how to cover up/camouflage/drape over our flaws, so that we don't look hideous and scare members of the general public.