Monday, November 19, 2012

NY Post Blind Items

Which Hollywood starlet is trying friends’ patience by incessantly talking about her vagina? . . .

Which New York nightlife fixture has a secret “hot-boxing” room in the back of their club? . . .

Which comic star has dropped so much weight that friends are suggesting he’s gone a little too wild with cocaine? . . .

Which socialite is the butt of jokes for waiting patiently at every event for party photographers to find her, which they seldom ever do? . . .

Which newlywed might’ve just pulled her own Liza Minnelli and married a man who friends insist prefers men? . . .

Which social butterfly, forced to stay in when Hurricane Sandy canceled a host of events, realized she can’t stand her other half?


42 comments:

  1. These are extremely vague

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  2. "Which social butterfly, forced to stay in when Hurricane Sandy canceled a host of events, realized she can’t stand her other half?" = everyone?

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  3. Vague and boring.

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  4. 1. Idk
    2. Diddy
    3. Seth Rogan
    4. Paris Hilton
    5. Anne Hathaway
    6. Snooki or Jwow

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  5. 1 - Justin Bieber

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  6. Butt of jokes = Kim K
    Newlywed = Justin Timberlake/Jessica
    social butterfly = Mariah Carey

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  7. Jonah Hill for the comic star who has lost tons of weight.

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  8. Wow!! Go Lynn and Terri!!

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  9. 1. Jenny McCarthy? Little old to be called a starlet though...

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  10. Boring, boring blinds but Terri's guesses seem on the money nevertheless.

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  11. What is "hot boxing?" Is it like hot yoga, or is there something sexual about it?

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  12. I like this type of blind - old school and catty. And Terri, you're on the money, honey.

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  13. #1 could be the Glee star that had vaginal rejuvenation surgery. Not sure that we ever came to a consensus on that one.

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  14. @Cathy - it's smoking weed in an enclosed space so you get extra-stoned.

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  17. Thanks @Frufra - I was picturing guys boxing, but with the heat turned way up. Honestly, I think that makes a more interesting blind than what it really means!

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    1. Thanks Frufra. I didn't know what to think.

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  18. Hot boxing Amanda Bynes??

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  19. Hot boxing Amanda Bynes??

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  20. I think the newlyweds are Natalie Portman and her dancer husband.

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  22. And Ms Frufra, how do you know so much about hot boxing?

    What other top secret secrets did you delete? LOL!!!

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  23. Hee hee, dia, I have never hot-boxed, but I have a "friend" who maybe told me about it :-). And the multiple deletes are the result of posting on my dang phone - it gets crazy and throws up my stupid comments three times - and I'm not that insightful!

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  24. I disagree about Kim K waiting patiently for photographers to find her. She's the type that looks for photographers and pushes herself up to the front of the picture.

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  25. Oooooh, we're going to do Post blind items now? Sweet. These are usually pretty easy, I think, and they're almost always NYers.

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  26. What about Ben Stiller for the comic star on cocaine? He looks way more scary thin than anyone else I can think of... is he NY-based?

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  27. 1. I hope it's not her but since she used the word "vagina" a lot lately in public - it could be Olivia Wilde.

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  28. What about matthew m for skinny? Is he comic? I know he has to lose weight for the new role but it seems like a lot very fast.

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  29. @thomas fisher
    That was my first thought. I second Olivia Wilde for number 1.

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  30. 1. Jennifer Love Hewitt, she always talks about vajazzling her cooch.
    only problem is that she probably doesn't have friends. HA

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  31. It's funny how every time Enty uses the term "hotboxing", someone asks what it means.

    CDAN: Educating the Masses

    Got my eye on you, @Frufra... next thing you know, you'll be moving to Washington State! We're one big hotbox, now! :)

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  32. Oh Em, I only wish I was as exciting as my useless knowledge base might indicate :-). My real life involves lots of carpooling and laundry. And my brand of hot boxing is doing needlepoint in a small room without a ceiling fan - I'm a crazy person, I tell ya!

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  33. Teehee Frufra-I love my teetotaler friends who are so good at giggling at life and themselves, you would swear they were walking around in their own personal hotbox bubble.

    You sound the type :)

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  34. #2 is Richie Akiva and the club is 1 Oak...Not that I've been in the room or anything....ahem...

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  35. Regarding #5 being Jessica + Justin.. I went to the NY premiere of Hitchcock last night. Justin snuck in and let Biel have her spotlight. When she was finished & the lights went down for the film to start, they sat together and seemed like a really sweet couple. Not saying people can't be bi - just saying take it for what it is that when no one was looking they seemed to be cute and happy together. Also Justin was sweet about taking pictures w fans.

    PS. I love the term "pulled a Liza" - can we always use that?

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  36. PPS. I haven't posted in a few weeks. Hi everyone :)

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  37. @Frufra, I've read your comment twice and it's still making me laugh. From now on, that's what I'm going to visualize when someone says "hotbox".

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  38. I would like to know exactly what the starlet has been saying about her vagina.

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  39. I can remember when Kate Beckinsale told an interviewer that her vagina is her "best feature": http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/21/kate-beckinsale-would-rat_n_92801.html
    so she may be #1.

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  40. That's called hotboxing now? I thought it was called a clam bake.

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