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There are so many words, and they just will not all fit into a headline so thought I would keep it simple. As expected, Lindsay was charged yesterday here in Los Angeles with three separate charges related to her accident during the summer while filming Liz & Dick. The accident was about as bad as the movie. Because Lindsay was on informal probation, I don't know if she will go to jail. If she gets her probation revoked, then there would be a hearing and I just don't see her getting thrown back in jail. I think after all the charges have played out in NYC and Los Angeles, she might get some jail time then, but the crime in LA is not violent so chances are she would just get house arrest or lots more probation so when she gets arrested again we can do the same song and dance about having her probation revoked and whether she will go to jail. Meanwhile, Lindsay is apparently back up to her two liters of booze a day. For those of you are who not big drinkers, even I can't drink that much in a day. There are not enough hours in the day. I suppose if I got up early on a weekend and drank all day until I passed out, I could possibly do it, but think about doing it every day all day. Combine that with all the pills she takes and whatever else finds her way in to her tobacco stained fingers and I am constantly amazed she continues to live.
Comments from her parents include Michael who says Lindsay is in a dark place because of Dina and Dina who says that Lindsay is perfect and an angel and will be earning more money for Dina real soon even if it does not involve acting.
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She is such a hot mess.
ReplyDeleteBut not in the good way...
DeleteHot mess is just FUBAR in my terms. ;)
DeleteExcept she's not hot.
ReplyDeleteI said this many times before. I think Dina has a huge life insurance policy out on Lindsay, so it's a payday and sympathy day for her if Lindsay dies.
ReplyDeleteI don't think its "if" anymore, more like "in about six months"
Deletedamn :/
DeletePathetic with a capital P
ReplyDeleteAll I want is for Lindsay to remain alive and free long enough to play Audrey Hepburn in a life time movie...
ReplyDeleteLet's just add Marilyn and make it a trifecta. They could sell the boxed sets in those $5 DVD bins by the pillows at Walmart.
Delete27 club in her future
ReplyDeleteNah. Talentless assholes like her live forever. Only true genius's like Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrison die young.
DeleteTwo liters a day? She must really hate herself.
ReplyDeleteExcept the members of the 27 club were actually talented.
ReplyDeleteShe has the resources to get the help she needs. There have been people who cared enough to offer her help. She is an adult now so it is up to her to take advantage of the many, many, many opportunities that come her way.
ReplyDeleteI realize I'm alone in this but I feel sad for her. She clearly can't conquer her addictions and stop this spiral. She needs help, and to be able to help herself.
ReplyDeleteHate 'the 27 club' thing.
@Sarah I feel sad for her to. But until she cuts her parents out of her life, she's not going to get better. They are just as toxic to her as all the drugs and alcohol
ReplyDeleteShe needs to want help first. That's her biggest problem. She doesn't.
ReplyDeleteI don't think she'll be part of the 27 club but I also don't think she has any desire to stop being a train wreck.
Sarah, you're not alone. I feel sad for her, too. She's this way because of her terrible parents. I actually think that a month in jail and away from them and booze and drugs would help her immensely. Rehab would be the best, but she'd probably need a good six-month stay without family visitation.
ReplyDeleteI hope she makes it to at least 28. No need to insult the real 27 club members after insulting Ms. Taylor.
ReplyDeleteShe is on a terminal course. I don't see her changing one bit anytime in the future.
I really don't think she's going to make it to 27. Oh, she won't OD or anything- she'll slip in somebody's driveway and break her neck running away with all their jewellery and designer sunglasses...
ReplyDeletePity for this trick ended a long time ago, she is a truly horrible person..
ReplyDeleteI expect her heart to stop just like Amy Winehouse ....
There was that blind that Ali is the sister with brain damage due to Lindsay exposing her to booze and drugs from the age of 12 on...
Hell is too good for Lindsay.
@ Sarah, I am also sad for her! I think she is probably going to end up six feet under sooner rather than later! I cannot believe Dina was saying she is proud of all her children, really Dina? Dina, is the worst mother ever!! Lindsey has demons and I wonder if anything happened to her when she was a child??
ReplyDeleteIs it just me, or does her life just keep getting worse and worse? It hasn't improved and it hasn't really stabilized....she just keeps devolving into a deeper and deeper hole.
ReplyDeleteI know ppl would love to see a comeback but with her messed up face and that voice that cannot hit high/normal register any longer, I don't see it. Even someone as beloved as Meg Ryan never came back after she screwed up her face. And she was way more popular, talented and with no arrest warrants.
I know Hollywood loves a comeback but physically I can't see why any legitimate movie would want her.
not that I know, but I FEEL like Lindsay is completely delusional. kinda like Britney Spears, but in a much darker, scarier way. Drug addiction? oh yes, but the drugs have probably held her together a little bit longer. she's most likely ALWAYS BEEN CRAZY. the drugs just cushion the fall, they shut up the voices inside her head... for a while.
ReplyDeleteShe might get time for lying to police and obstructing justice. The government tends to be more serious about seeking justice for any kind of crime against the government itself.
ReplyDeleteThat said, I doubt she'll make it past 2012.
This is not going to have a good outcome.
ReplyDeleteWow, I never thought of that but I totally agree, Dina probably hs a big life insurance policy on Lindsay, which might explain why she isn't lifting a finger to help her daughter get clean and sober. She's one evil bitch.
ReplyDeleteI'm with those that feel sad for her...at least this morning I am. Two litres of alcohol a day...she must be pickled.
ReplyDeleteI feel like we're watching the events that lead up to her death. Then for years after all the talk about how everyone tried to help her, and how tragic it is. This is all so preventable.
I felt the same way about Britney, and thank Heaven she had a decent family that would intervene for her. Lindsay's family are unspeakable people.
Couldn't care less. LiLo & Britney are VERY different.
ReplyDeleteLindsay has so many problems, I would be downing 2 liters a day too. The legal fees she must have must be so outrageous. But she cAuses all this to herself. She is a pathological liar in the worst way. Her mother has as many problems as she does an forcing Lindsay to come out and say she lied when she said Dina was on cocaine just proves what a fucked up mother she is. And don't even get me started on her dad...every time i think he might care about her, he hold a press conference! It's so sick!
ReplyDeleteWould any life insurance company even insure her at this point? She needs some major therapy and intense self reflection to get out of the hole she is in. Some people are never able to do that. Very sad.
ReplyDeleteWhen the "Liz and Dick" producers started planning for the "Cleopatra" scenes, they knew Lindsay was the perfect choice.
ReplyDeleteWhy? Because Lindsay is the Queen of Denial!
Hahaahhahahha!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! BEST THING I'VE READ ALL MORNING
Deletei don't get why anyone feels sorry for her anymore. if she was just an addict, that would be one thing. but she's a thief too---an unrepentant thief. she's a liar, she throws anyone she can under the bus to try to save her own skin (her assistant, in the case of the wreck), and she's just a shitty human being. yeah, her parents suck but she's a grown WOMAN and is responsible for the choices she's making.
ReplyDeletebritney was a sad, tragic figure. i see nothing sad or tragic about lindsay. i'm sickened by her.
Radar is blaming it all on Liz & Dick. Says she's been drunk for days and I can believe that. She heard all the negative shit people were saying and couldn't handle criticism like a normal actor would.
ReplyDeleteYeah, coz she was perfectly fine before filming Liz & Dick!!!
ReplyDeleteRight on, Nancer.
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ReplyDeleteMaybe a judge will step in and get her help. We mock a lot of things here, but she could use a little Papa Spears and Jason Trawick in her life.
@Christopher cruz
ReplyDeleteLMAO that's exactly what I was thinking when I read that article.
I don't have an ounce of sympathy for her. Yeah, her "parents" are shit, but she has had several people reach out to her-Tina Fey, Lorne Michael maybe Meryl Streep or some co-worker/s I can't correctly recall right now-but she never listened. Bottom line, she knows it all-she doesn't need/want help, nothing is her fault. She needs to be treated like-wait for it-a regular citizen-and sit her ass in jail for her many offenses. My fear is that she's gonna kill an innocent bystander in one of her tirades. She certainly doesn't have the sense to not drive.
ReplyDeleteI don't feel sorry for her one damn bit. She had a crappy childhood supposedly and she has terrible parents, big deal! Call the waahhmbulance, who doesn't have difficulties in their lives? Many far worse than her. She's had more opportunities for help than anyone I know. She's an adult now, time to stop blaming everyone else including her parents and take some responsibility like the rest of us. Damn this is absurd.
ReplyDeletePortlandJewel - my BF says waahmbulance all the time. I just love that expression!
Delete@Kelly - I completely agree. Unfortunately, there don't seem to be any caring, nurturing people in Lindsey's life. I really do feel so sad for her.
ReplyDeleteLindsay needs the services of Brandon and Debbie (the mother and son team on Dr. Phil who do interventions).
ReplyDeleteDina needs to call ASAP, except I don't think Dr. Phil will pay $50,000 for her to go on the show...Somehow, I don't think he knew about that.
Hey Lindsay. My name is Reese and I'm a recovered Rx addict and alcoholic. I sit here and I read oph your phuqued up daily existence. I know everyone says you think you're entitled: I know diphpherently. I think when you look in the mirror...I believe it hurts like phuqing hell to look into your own eyes, doesn't it?
ReplyDeleteI wonder...can you smell the rain as it phalls? Can you hear the birds singing or are you so zoned out and X'd out oph this world you never hear them? I have been clean and sober 5 years now, and although I've lost another 5% oph my hearing, I can hear better now than I did then. Try sobriety, Lindsay. It's not bad at all. It's quite lovely. It's hard, I know. You phuque up and people are making phun oph you and making bets on when you're gonna die, how much time you'll spend in jail...blah, blah, blah. And, you can't look at yourselph, can you? I couldn't, so I know what I'm talking about. Leave Hollywood and leave those souless people who brought you into this world and pimped you out phrom a young age...there are random strangers out there who would do you much less harm. Do it, babygirl. Peace, light and love to you.
Beautiful ReesesPeace! You have such a big compassionate heart. Thank you for sharing your story. I 100% agree with you on this.
DeleteThe lack of Fs make it that much better! Loving your problem solving skills. haha! Hoping Santa brings you a new keyboard for Xmas!
Brandon Flowers & Debbie Reynolds? Tammy and The Killer to the rescue.
ReplyDeleteAt this point, she's a video store robbery and an OD away from being Dana Plato. :(
ReplyDelete"ph" in place of "f" makes for a poetic read...
ReplyDelete@Mr Wolf - LOL! The horror...
ReplyDeleteI want to see her playing Faye Dunaway playing Joan Crawford.
So much love for you Reese. And the fact that you double ph'ed "differently."
ReplyDeleteI have absolutely no pity for this piece of shit.
ReplyDeleteI just read she's drinking 2 liters a day of vodka - I'd be on a ventilator if it were me. I can only imagine how high her tolerance is if she is also doing drugs. I just don't see her making it to 2014.
ReplyDeleteI hope she gets SOME jail time in NYC. I mean, more than the 10 seconds you get in LA.
ReplyDeleteI do feel sorry for her. The family she was raised in is broken, she was/is the cash cow. Her mother doesn't care about anything but money.
Remember Dina, a camel has more chances of going through a needle hole than a rich person does getting into heaven...Or something like that.
Gah...Dina...that's my mom's name. Such a shame she has to share it with an asshat like this.
Now, yes, I do feel sorry for Lindsay, but I also feel that she is and has been responsible for the thefts she has done. She needs to get away from her WHOLE family and ALL of her friends. Someone kidnap her and send her to a small country where no one knows her and make her actually WORK for her drugs.
I don't wish her dead, but wouldn't it be GREAT if the Kardashian's bought a yacht, invited Lilo for a cruise and it just... DISAPPEARED in the Bermuda triangle?
ReplyDeleteBonus points if Karl Rove, Chris Brown and Casey Anthony are on board.
Haha Mango. If only!
DeleteI think if she'd been put into Bellevue, she might have a shot at life. I don't have any sympathy for the other people hurt by her. I do have sympathy for her because I do think she is very ill. I know nobody wants to hear me ramble, but I suspect TLE. She has no cohesive affect, the steadfast denial of the provable, the rage, giddiness, self medication leading to even bigger problems; abuse, mental damage from drugs/booze... Just my two cents. One of my greatest inspirations is my Uni BFF's Mom, psych nurse at the great Bellevue, and they've helped many who seemed lost causes. I'm sorry her fame/money/family won't put her in the position of an involuntary admission, because I fear she'll kill someone. Yep, even 'just' herself. I think Dina took a big life insurance policy out on her years ago when she was a top earner. All those kids would have been better off raised in the Pine Barrens by coyotes. Coyotes are devoted parents.
ReplyDeleteGack! I meant:
DeleteI don't have any sympathy FOR LINDSAY in any of the cases where she has hurt/harmed others, that has to be addressed as another issue!
Ugh, proof reading on a touch screen: not my thing!
2 litres of booze per day? What booze exactly? 2 litres of beer isn't a whole lot (I'm not a heavy drinker and can drink 6 pints, which is 3.5 litres, of beer), 2 litres of vodka would be getting close to being fatal.
ReplyDeletewish this bitch would die already.
ReplyDeleteShes a hardcore addict alright. And it seems everyone wants her to get jail time- what good wld that do? She pick up right where she left off when she got out because NOTHING IS HER FAULT!!!!!!
ReplyDelete@ Nancer - most addicts are just like her. They lie, cheat and steal to get what they want (usually the booze and drugs). It is typical addict behavior. I've been in the program long enough and we joke around about how some of the people with a lot of time in recovery are still not "clean" even if they aren't taking drugs or drinking because they are still exhibiting the addict behaviors. They are the ones that tend to relapse the most. The ones that really work a program and change their lives completely have the best shot. Lindsay doesn't have much of a chance when Dina keeps making excuses for her behaviors.
ReplyDeleteI think she has Borderline Personality Disorder.
ReplyDeleteI feel like if she died young, she'd see it as something to be smug about - like, "See? I told you I was just like Marilyn Monroe!" And her parents would make up competing conspiracy theories designed to add to the "legend." And then the younger siblings would be forced to write weepy hagiographies of their misunderstood sister.
ReplyDeleteReese
ReplyDeleteYou are such a doll. I'm glad you overcame your addictions, and that you're living your life in a present state. Bless you, darlin xo
Goes in circles - you are on to something....
ReplyDeleteAs much as I get disgusted with reading about Lindsay Lohan, I don't want her to die. 2 bottles of vodka a day. Jesus.
ReplyDeleteI wasn't being sarcastic - I love ReesesPeace way of writing, and meant it. Never realized how different a 'ph' sounded in the mind while reading as opposed to an 'f'. It's those little subtleties that make all the difference.
Not to mention Reeses content and compassion. I love people like this.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing that can stop her at this point is a near-death experience, either literally or spiritually.
ReplyDeletePoor thing. I'd probably drink that much too if I was a whore and had probably been abused as a kid by half of Hollywood. It sucks to have shitty parents but you gotta rise above it. She needs to re-examine her priorities in life and the best thing she could ever do is get the hell away from that family of hers, take 2 years and live in some sort of sober house/rehab type thing and basically just make a whole new life, and be a whole different person. But let's be honest, she's too far gone, too cracked out and unlikely to be forced to sober up to the point where she might be able to face herself and her life without the crutch of drugs/alcohol. It's not an easy thing and if you spend your whole life running away from your demons why would you want to confront them if you don't have to? I just wish she could understand that it doesn't have to be this way, but maybe she likes it. Who knows. Either way I wish her a merciful end, whenever it comes.
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