Last June when Lindsay got into an accident on her way to work and hit the back of a semi, she told police she was not behind the wheel of the car. Turns out she was and all those prescription pills on her and all over her trunk were hers too. Turns out though she has a bunch of doctors willing to give her legal pills. When she dies of an overdose lets see how confident they were in prescribing those. Anyway, Lindsay is going to be charged with lying to the police and if this were you or me and we were on probation for theft and this happened to us, we would be looking at jail time. With Lindsay they will probably give her some kind of medal for going this long on probation without getting it revoked.
So she'll spend 25 minutes in jail. Big whoop. Has she ever been convicted of a felony? That would take away her right to vote.
ReplyDeleteNo mention of the water bottle filled with vodka? She lied to the po' and she's going to lie in the courtroom. Oaths mean nothing to her. Maybe it can be Sautner's Xmas present to the World that Lohan gets thrown in jail for a year.
ReplyDeleteOh no! If Linds gets put away the penicillin market will crash, CRASH I tells ya, and all those people working in the STD medication factories will be out of work. Is that what you want in this economy? Well is it? Won't somebody think of the vodka makers?
ReplyDeleteROFL!!!
DeleteLindsays not going to prison. the judge will throw her a big party, pat her on the back and send her on her way. celebjustice.
ReplyDeleteI wanna know what was in the pink bag? Stuff from Liz Taylor's trailer?
ReplyDeleteIm starting to find her life entertaining at the least! Im a social worker and i have many clients just like her that i call my Lohan case!
ReplyDelete@SusanB she came close to a felony with the necklace theft, but the Judge threw her a bone (AGAIN) and knocked it down to a misdemeanor.
ReplyDeleteThis is so ridiculous it's not even fun anymore.
really don't care,she has used up every drop of pity I may have had.
ReplyDeleteif I never see or hear her name that's fine with me.
She'll skate.
ReplyDelete...and will get away with it again. of course.
ReplyDeleteI can't help it, gotta jump in the soapbox: The state of Calif is considering doing away with the death penalty due to cost. Lindsay is never jailed because of overcrowding. So seems to me if they would just keep the death penalty (assuming all DNA, evidence etc is correct) and not let people sit on death row forever, talking to you Charles Manson, all would equal out.
ReplyDeleteSorry for rant, off soapbox
@SusanB 25 minutes is much too long.. you are way harsh!
ReplyDeleteShe'll skate. She really is teflon.
ReplyDeleteplease note that the charge is a MISDEMEANOR. There will be hearings to see if oh gee, should we suspend her probation??? hmmm... and then hearings on oh gee what should the sentence be... but this is a misdemeanor charge on a misdemeanor probation violation so keep that in mind. As much as I'd lurve for that skank cracken to get locked up for a totally long time. This ain't New York.
ReplyDeleteProposition 33(?) is one of the props we get to vote on this time for doing away with the death penalty and changing it to life in prison with no possibility of parole. If enough people vote for it, then no more expensive death row.
How is death row cheaper than housing an inmate for life? If CA didn't have such an ungodly appeals process that goes on forever, inmates wouldn't be sitting there for 20+ years. At least in Texas we actually follow through.
DeleteThe judge is sick of her and her lies, her entitled snotty attitude, writing fuck you on her fingers, her constant crack shenanigans, they WILL throw the book at her. She needs a serious reality check.
ReplyDeleteThe way this hurts Lindsay the most is that she's now totally fucked over Lifetime in terms of its insurance -- they're going to have to pay for the totalled Corvertte was it? And the trucking company is going to demand they pay for the damages to that 18-wheeler too. Which in turn means that the few places left that thought the "free" publicity they'd get hiring her for anything are really going to have to think twice about whether they can afford such diminishing returns.
ReplyDeleteI hope Lifetime goes after her ass big time after the Liz and Dick promo period is over.
If she were a black man, she'd be in prison serving a 25 year sentence by now. And people think racism is dead in America?
ReplyDeleteShe won't go to jail, get real. She will NEVER have to face any consequences for her actions. The only solution is to ignore her completely, but blogs and tabloids still continue to report on her. I wish they'd stop, ugh.
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