Apparently Lindsay Lohan has decided not to sit down for an interview with Barbara Walters. Lindsay thinks rightfully so that Barbara would ask her about the car crash. You know, the one where Lindsay lied to the police and a pharmacy of prescription pills was found all over the wreckage. The thing is that the producers of Liz & Dick agreed to pay off the $46K Chateau Marmont bill of Lindsay provided that she sit down for the interview. Rule #1. Never pay Lindsay in advance. Also never let her near your jewelry or invite her over to spend the night unless you have her sealed up like Clear in Final Destination 2.
Lindsay's new PR team thought it would be bad for Lindsay to discuss her personal life and just wanted to keep the whole interview about Liz & Dick and how Lindsay thinks she is Elizabeth Taylor reincarnated.
Get Diane Sawyer on the phone. They can exchange tips.
ReplyDeleteVicki, hahahaha .. I would pay to see that interview !! Drinking contest..
DeleteCongrats on the EW election. Sorry about the assisted suicide not being passed. And no, the 2 have nothing to do with each other:) Long live Mel Brooks ! "Humor is just another defense against the universe".
I can't wait for her flick, InAPPropriate Comedy, to come out. This is going to be a wreck. Written and Directed by Vince Offer - the Sham Wow guy!
ReplyDeleteLOL that picture. @FSP are you making a joke or is that serious? Please let it be serious.
ReplyDeleteOMG he's being serious!! http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1754811/
DeleteI didn't know that was how her Chateau Marmont bill ended up being paid. Wow, that girl has the luckiest breaks ever.
ReplyDeleteAmber, oh it's real.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt1754811/
I predict that Lindsay will join The 27 Club (she's close, right?) and in 40 years will enjoy a spurt of kitschy popularity as "Mean Girls" and "Liz & Dick" are briefly rediscovered. Dina, forever preserved by botox, will cash in.
ReplyDeleteCompletely serious.
ReplyDeleteI hope Lindsay doesn't join the 27 Club. That club should be reserved for "tortured" souls with actual talent. Lindsay was talented during puberty, but she doesn't deserve a spot in the 27 Club.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, that would mean we only have to suffer through her antics for another year... ;) I kid, I kid.
@figgy - the only problem I have with your statement is that the members of the 27 club all were talented. Lindsay is only talented at snorting coke, taking pills, having wrecks, being a wreck, and lying. I don't think she should be allowed in the club. :)
ReplyDeleteI don't want her to die- I just want her to finally go to jail.
ReplyDeleteAmen. I don't hate her/want her dead/anything that bad, but doing time would definitely be appropriate (and has been for quite some time); unfortunately, she might not actually learn anything from the experience, or at least anything that would help her change her life in a positive way. There are messed-up people you feel bad for, and pray they get their act together, because they're basically good people with a bad problem; she, unfortuantely, has shown herself to be a thoroughly unpleasant individual who has no concern for anyone except herself.
DeleteI agree with Amber - this picture is a classic, and should accompany any and all future posts about Ms. Lohan - pretty please??
ReplyDeleteGod she's such a criminal that I'm embarrassed for her, since her pedigree prevents it.
ReplyDeleteAhahahahaha I'm so excited for that movie!! Too bad we're not all in the same city so we can go see it together.
ReplyDeleteWhat hag said!
ReplyDeleteThe 27 club is for rock stars. She had an over produced pop album.
ReplyDeleteShe is SUCH a FUCKING LOSER.
ReplyDeleteShe's too wasted to do any interviews.
Ahahahahaaaahahaaha at this piccy! omg I would've died iph my drunken shenanigans had been captured on philm! This and the one where she's scrounging phor a ciggie...though I understand scrounging phor a ciggie as I struggle with Day 7 No Smoking!
ReplyDeleteCongratultions!!! Keep up the good work!
DeleteThat picture gives me the laughs...
ReplyDeleteLohan has a new PR team? Who would be stupid enough to sign up that loser? Is it just her and her Mom now?
I want to see her in jail SO BADLY too! I want to know who she has dirt on that is soooooo crazy she is bailed out of every damn situation she causes. Her disregard for her life and everyone else's is just gross.
ReplyDeleteShe's a fucking menace.
Thanks, Agent. I'm not surprised the assisted suicide measure didn't pass.
ReplyDeleteBut on a happier note, my ex-fiance finally posted some pics on Facebook so now I know he's alive and not in some mass grave outside of Damascus.
I'm following that. Glad he's still here.
Deletehttp://www.the-signal.com/section/287/article/80403/
AP sourced.
His pictures look like somewhere in Europe. He had a friend in Belgium so maybe he's there. He was also wearing a heavy jacket and holding a scarf, so it must be recent. I inboxed him as soon as the pictures went up, but I haven't heard back.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who is so bored with Lindsay Lohan news? Not in an I hate her, I'm sick of her, don't give her any attention kind of way. When she first started screwing up so badly it was HILARIOUS to me and just thought, how entertaining! What a mess! What a joke! But now I just think, meh, Lindsay fucked up again. What else is new? It's like she's so far gone it's not even entertaining anymore that she's such a disaster. Okay, maybe a little. :)
ReplyDeleteNow, Entwood. You know that we know that you really know that absolutely no cash changed hands between the producers of Liz & Dick and the Chateau Marmont = André Balazs . That "paying of the bills" with money is exclusively for us, the readers (well, 99% of us).
ReplyDeleteBwahahaahahahahahaahah! A movie written and directed by the Sham Wow guy?!?
ReplyDeleteI wish we could all watch together too, Amber!
When is Liz and Dick on?
ReplyDeleteYes, I am going to watch it and you know you're going to, too.
Congrats on the non smoking ReesesPeace! I'll be three weeks on Sunday. The first week sucks but it gets better! I have horrible morning sickness right now so it makes it easier that way but I still get the occasional nic fit.. They only last five minutes tops though.. You can do eeeet!
ReplyDeleteAs far as that movie with the Sham-wow guy ? Ugh.. I thought garbage was already released. After what I saw that Shane guy do to an escort in Florida on a cocaine fueled binge.. Shudder.. He made Douche Brown look like a boy scout
That is one Epic picture! Save it for her tombstone.lol
ReplyDeleteThank you, Alicia...need all the good will I can get. Jeez, this is hard. I've never tried to quit bephore and boy. Quitting drugs...cool on that one. Same with booze...cool on that. But, the smokes. Oh boy! o_O
ReplyDeleteAnd, hey...thought Sham Wow dude died? Or is that someone else?
ReplyDeleteRP, you're thinking of Billy Mays. He was the shouting infomercial dude everybody liked.
ReplyDeleteDouche Le ShamWow was the shouting infomercial dude that beat the shit out of a hooker.
like this picture but the NYC pictures of her on her knees on the sidewalk and in the window of the Standard are also timeless classics.
ReplyDeleteThat movie should be meth-tastic.
ReplyDeleteMy quit smoking day is the 14th, any advice, I'm a bit apprehensive so any advice should help. I'm ready and really want to do it. I've banished everything else but I think his is going to be really hard, it's my only vice left (besides caffeine, and I'm not giving that up)!
ReplyDeleteOn another note, Vince the Sham Wow guy hahahaha, that is so great, I thought he was totally rediculous but at the same time had to watch the commercial ever time! Didn't he get in trouble for something a few years back? My husband and I laughed our asses off at his mug shot. I dont remember what it was for though.
Good luck with your quitting smoking. You can do it. I was smoking 15-20 a day to cold turkey. What did it for me was someone I knew who died from cancer and that shocked the bejesus out of me. All the best!! You can do it.
DeleteShe needs to be locked away. For stealing, drunk driving, drug use, hit and run,...If it were anyone else they would be. After she tweeted the pic of her on the private plane with the Chanel, and Hermes, she just has it coming to her. The "Lindsay's getting locked up" headlines are getting old.
ReplyDeleteCan someone explain ShamWow for us tea drinkers on the other side of the pond?
ReplyDeletemynerva ,
Deletehttp://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/shamwow-guy-slap-chop-bust
Congratulations to all the new non-smokers! I'm one of you, according to my SilkQuit meter, it's been 2 months, 5 days, 2 hours, forty-four minutes and 9 seconds, I've saved $454.82, regained 5 days and 18 minutes of life, and have not smoked 1652 cigarettes. In that time I've done my share of scrounging for a cigarette, and if someone offered me one now, I'd probably take it. It's a hard row to hoe.
ReplyDeleteRe quitting smoking: for me it took a good 6-8 tries, some of those with the patch/gum, cold turkey, Zyban/Wellbutrin. What finally worked for me is using the patch, making my list of reasons NOT to smoke, and the websites quitnet.com & whyquit.com. Some people can quit cold turkey, but if you choose not to, that's totally fine too...it's YOUR quit! Be kind to yourself, rest, hydrate, chew on things - my 'chew toy' was cocktail straws. If you drink alcohol, try to refrain for a few weeks. I had to change beer flavors to break associations. Take it minute by minute instead of looking at forever. And this little tidbit worked for me mentally after I had a few days under my belt: It's not the first cigarette you want it's the second. And to clarify - if you've ever quit for any length of time, the 1st one never tastes as good, but you know the 2nd will. I have about 5 years quit now and I do get inklings of cravings but very rarely, but truth be told, they never go away. That's the reality of it.
ReplyDeleteBest of luck to you!
All you quitters are much better than I...I tried to go back on the Chantix and just puked my guts out too many times and quit that. I HATE smoking..Good luck to you all and congrats. I for one, am very proud of you.
ReplyDeleteThis trick..She has the most incredible luck. Just think how great her life would be if she cleaned up and behaved.
Clear Rivers had herself locked up to protect her from other people.
ReplyDeleteCan someone here confirm if the pic of her passed out in poo is real or fake?
ReplyDeleteThanks to all who're giving support and hints re: quitting smoking! I so appreciate it all! <3
ReplyDeleteHonestly, I dunno about this. One oph my Phacebook pals has just sent me a spare vaping kit...eGo, I believe. I think that will help me a lot. I'm so struggling right now and I've had 2 ciggies today. I phigure even iph I cut wayyyy down phrom the 2 packs I've been smoking, that will be way better phor me.
@Sherry...did you eat bephore taking the Chantix? My one sis was very successphul using Chantix (almost 7 years smokeless!), the other sis, not so much. The 2nd sis would get gahdawphul sick and puke phor hours. That is one oph the reasons I didn't opt phor Chantix. I have an inner ear disorder which causes vertigo, nausea and vomiting. Anyhoo, sorry phor the tangent, but I guess she wasn't eating much when she was doing the Chantix.
To all those who succeeded in quittting: YOU ROCK!!!
When is that trainwreck of a movie coming out?
ReplyDeleteHopefully Enty's comment about LL thinking she is Elizabeth Taylor reincarnated is a joke, but it's just possible LL is that stupid. Just in case Enty is serious, I wonder if anyone has explained to LL what reincarnation actually means, i.e., the person would have to have died before you were born for that to be possible.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry folks, she'll overdose or die in a car crash very soon. She cant keep going like this forever. Who will mourn?
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