Wednesday, November 07, 2012

Lindsay Lohan Is Delusional

Apparently whatever prescription medications Lindsay Lohan loves taking are really messing with her memory. She is convinced that she was not driving her Porsche when it ran into the back end of a semi-truck despite the fact that numerous people saw her driving, including the people she was working for at the time who were right behind her. According to TMZ, Lindsay also blames all of her troubles on the police. You know, because they made her lie about who was driving her car. The blaming others thing is normal behavior for her, but I don't understand why she is still saying she was not driving. When she goes in front of the judge, I would love her to try and say that and see what happens though.

Posted by ent lawyer at 8:00 AM

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28 comments:

  1. FrenchGirl8:05 AM

    boycott her and the Trashadians!

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  2. cheesegrater158:08 AM

    She is a student of the George Costanza School of Truth-telling:

    It's not a lie, if you believe it.

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  3. Brian8:08 AM

    Somebody should find that aging Russian madame a mafia controlled brothel to run...

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  4. Unknown8:09 AM

    The cops typically go after criminals... Sooooo (clears throat and gives Lindsay some side eye)

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  5. Anonymous8:12 AM

    She will go in front of a judge, shamelessly lie, and get a slap on the wrist.

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  6. Brenda L8:30 AM

    Shiiiiiiit, she won't even get a slap. She'll get a million dollar movie deal out of it.

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  7. NapAssasin8:30 AM

    Apparently it's going to take her committing murder before anyone punishes her. She's just crossing off those charges one by one, making her way up the list.

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    1. Unknown12:48 PM

      even if she was caught on tape murdering someone i'm sure she would still get a slap on the wrist.

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  8. Unknown8:34 AM

    Lindsay is delusional. In other news, the sky is blue, snow is cold and children enjoy candy.

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  9. Munch8:41 AM

    @Vera-L - you stole the words right out of my mouth. Is Enty really Ric Romero? Surely it would be a headline if it said "Lohan tests negative for STIs" or "Lohan is really Robin Hood - all that stealing was to feed the homeless".

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  10. Sugar 8:42 AM

    She is a sociopath.

    Antisocial Personality Disorder is chronic, beginning in adolescence and continuing throughout adulthood. There are ten general symptoms:

    not learning from experience
    no sense of responsibility
    inability to form meaningful relationships
    inability to control impulses
    lack of moral sense
    chronically antisocial behavior
    no change in behavior after punishment
    emotional immaturity
    lack of guilt
    self-centeredness

    And there you have it.

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  11. cheesegrater158:43 AM

    Sugar, that describes roughly 83% of the general population. :)

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  12. timebob 8:44 AM

    a true liar knows, once your in the lie you have to die with it. If you say a lie enough times it becomes the truth down the line. She has to stick with it no matter what. I'd like to think the Judge will violate her probation, but she will get another pass and another and another...

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  13. Cheryl8:44 AM

    Those aren't my pants, she gave me the coat, jewelry, etc., I don't take drugs, I wasn't driving that car you just saw me driving......

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  14. parissucksliterally8:56 AM

    Vicki, that is exactly what came to my mind! George Costanza.

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  15. Anonymous9:01 AM

    As my dearly departed grandma would always say :

    Deny. Deny. Deny.

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    1. Ella Bella Boo9:25 AM

      Or in Lohan's case Lie, Cry. Deny.

      She used to be such a pretty young thing, with quite a bit of talent alas i think its too late for her now.

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  16. BTownGirl9:02 AM

    "It's not a lie if you believe it." - George Costanza

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  17. CantHaveMyPurse9:03 AM

    She believes it because she never has to face the consequences for lying, so why not just keep denying? Is that how you spell "denying". It looks wrong...

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  18. MISCH9:03 AM

    She never learns...

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  19. hotchacha9:27 AM

    I hope someone locks her up long enough for her to be sober just because I'm really curious about what she'll think of herself and what she'll say once the drug goggles are off.

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  20. jimmyPx9:35 AM

    hotchacha,

    The judge could lock her up and force her into a real rehab program and you know what will happen ??

    She will be stone cold sober and still be living in total denial that she has no problems and does drink and party a little too much but "she can handle it".

    I've seen it time and time again with drug addicts and alcoholics. The best rehab in the World is useless unless the person with the problem really WANTS to get sober.

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  21. hotchacha10:04 AM

    Yeah, I know, but I just want to hear what she'll actually say. I'm not saying she'll be thinking clearly. I'm just curious about what she might say if she finally notices that she's in jail for real.

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  22. italiangal5610:12 AM

    What a waste!

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  23. auntliddy10:33 AM

    She really is regressing further and further into her own world. Bye! Forget to write.

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  24. Mango11:08 AM

    Enty didn't even need to write the paragraph beneath the title; the title was enough.

    Lindsay has worn out her welcome. Will anyone even mourn her when she's gone?

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  25. Chismosa Street1:04 PM

    Why is it so easy for them to lock up Paris Hilton and not Lindsay? What's so 'special' about her?

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  26. KPeony2:40 PM

    We need to stop talking about her. She's not worth it. She lives for attention. Let's stop giving it to her and move on.

    As much as I want to watch Liz & Dick I don't think I can bring myself to do it.

    She's a disgusting waste of life.

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