Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Lindsay Lohan Doesn't Regret Anything

In an interview with US Weekly, Lindsay Lohan says that she doesn't regret anything she has ever done in her life. Huh? That is crazy. She doesn't regret stealing from everyone? Getting DUI's where she might have killed people if not for luck? Nope, she does not regret one bit of it. Why? Because it has allowed her to be able to cry at the drop of a hat in her acting. Oh, you mean like the stellar performance she gave in Liz & Dick or her role with the porn star in Canyons? That acting? Lindsay says she wants to be known as an actress and not as a troubled starlet. She actually called herself a troubled starlet. What the f**k is a starlet anyway and when did she decide she was going to use the word because now it is even more of an awful word.

Posted by ent lawyer at 7:30 AM

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59 comments:

  1. cheesegrater157:32 AM

    I won't regret rejoicing over her obituary.

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  2. kgirl7:34 AM

    I don't know about starlet, but she got the troubled part correct.It's painful to watch previews for Liz & Dick.

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  3. Unknown7:35 AM

    Trash

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  4. cinephreak7:35 AM

    Seriously, when is she gunna clock out? How is she even still alive?

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  5. Anonymous7:36 AM

    So why did you post a pic of Sally Struthers?

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  6. LottaColada7:36 AM

    Of course she doesn't cuz that would mean admitting she was wrong. That will NEVER happen.

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  7. cheesegrater157:38 AM

    But, kgirl, it's painfully hilarious to read the reviews.

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  8. Jeneral7:38 AM

    A starlet is a young ingenue, an up and comer. Those days are long passed for Linds.

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  9. Princess ButterKwup7:38 AM

    She needs to go on 'Beyond Scared Straight'. Those kids always turn it around.

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  10. mynerva7:39 AM

    The only thing she's ever going to regret is not wearing a bra. She's too self absorbed and addicted to drama to regret anything else.

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  11. Princess ButterKwup7:42 AM

    Also, I love this pic of her. I find it fascinating.

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  12. carolinec7:43 AM

    she's a mentally unstable girl. i hope she finds peace one day.

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  13. msgirl7:44 AM

    And she's still talking about her Oscar!

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  14. Ms Cool7:47 AM

    Narcissistic sociopaths usually don't have regrets.

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  15. seaward7:50 AM

    Huh. I would think she'd at least regret injecting cement into her face.

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  16. Eeekalicious7:51 AM

    @Ms Cool Totally!! "No regrets" is a classic narcissistic general coverup.

    Starlet is a dated term, but even when I think of what it means, it implies to me someone who is TRYING to become a star - going to parties to be seen, going to auditions and go-sees, going to bed on time for the sake of her complexion...not someone who feels ENTITLED to a second whack at a career while still drugging, drinking, trash-talking, etc.

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  17. Frufra7:52 AM

    For those of you keeping score, I'd say mynerva is winning so far, but the rest of the comments are very, very good - keep em coming - I'm in work-avoidance mode big time!

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    1. seaward7:55 AM

      Hey frufra, I thought about you while I was watching The Dust Bowl earlier this week. Did you watch it? I'm still a little depressed over it. :/

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    2. Frufra8:01 AM

      Hi seaward - no, I didn't, but I intend to. I'm very dvr-dependent, and never know when anything is actually showing live. I'm sure it was well-done yet depressing as hell. It's a hearty stock of people who settled these parts, for sure. I'm a Texan, and can honestly say, after three years here in OK, Okies have Texans beat in the community spirit department. Folks just get busy helping each other without any fuss at all. Clean it up and move on.

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    3. auntliddy8:36 AM

      Sea- me too! To see those 80yr olds tear up about their little sibs who died was heartbreaking. Just haunting.

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    4. mynerva12:53 PM

      Aw, you're making me blush!

      I think @Renoblondee wins with the Shallow Hal comments.

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  18. Amber8:04 AM

    Look at that picture, and then think about the BI yesterday about the guy paying $20K to be with her. Vom.

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  19. Zeeky_Boogy_Doog8:06 AM

    Jeneral said: "A starlet is a young ingenue, an up and comer. Those days are long passed for Linds."

    Lindsay's definitely an "up and comer" if you know what I mean!

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  20. dia papaya8:07 AM

    Really she doesn't regret those lips? Or that horrible dress she wore the other day with peekapoo cutouts and dangling jewels (hopefully in Ranfoms today)?

    She is like the lady who wears purple and doesn't give a sh*t, but I though that was for ladies over 60.

    I saw a fresh faced pic of her from her Parent Trap days. She was really adorable once...

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    1. sayhitokat10:48 AM

      The dreaded dress is up on Go Fug Yourself!

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  21. Eeekalicious8:09 AM

    I'd say she's a bitchlet and a tramplet....

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  22. CantHaveMyPurse8:10 AM

    It seems like nothing is new with this chicks life. Lie, cheat, steal, repeat. I'll be shocked when she does something GOOD and not fuck up like she normally does.

    I didn't know they gave Oscars for TV movies and pornos....huh....interesting....

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  23. Robert8:15 AM

    Don't stroke out, Enty. Of course she doesn't regret anything. She hasn't done anything wrong, remember? Lindsay Lohan is a classic case of a drug abuser/addict in absolute denial. There's nothing wrong with her. There never has been. It's the rest of the world that's screwed up. And guess what? As long as people like Barbara Walters ask her for interviews, as long as people like Jay Leno keep inviting her to appear on their television shows, as long as her hot little butt doesn't get sent to prison for a nice long term, she'll always be the way she is. Until one day she finally makes the mistake that'll kill her.

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  24. Mama June8:19 AM

    HAHAHAHAHAHA at the Sally Struthers comment! Well done, JoeInLA!

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  25. Sunny8:24 AM

    @JoeInLA
    Way to go, Joe. I'm definitely getting a Sally vibe here

    Back in my (lovable?) screw up days, I would always say I didn't have any regrets, and my experiences made me who I am today. Now? Oh Lord. I really wish I had some cosmic White Out so I could brush right on over 1992-1996. And that 6 month marriage to the Danish fella I met in Bali :)

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  26. dia papaya8:32 AM

    Sunny - Don't we all want some Cosmic White Out! The hot (I'm sure he was HOT) Danish guy will be fun chapter in your book!

    Maybe that is LiHo's grand plan! Book deal! I'm joking. We know she has no plan ;)

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  27. Princess ButterKwup8:38 AM

    ^ And I doubt she can write!

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  28. Sunny8:43 AM

    @Dia
    He was HAWT! And sweet, and talented, but we didn't think the logistics through. That was my M.O back then :)

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  29. MadLyb9:13 AM

    I don't think she has the ability for self-reflection. Lainey posted one of her interviews where she was essentially saying she was more professional on the movie set than Elizabeth Taylor and how she was postponing love until after her Oscar win. I think the only award she will win is a Razzie.

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  30. OKay9:13 AM

    I too can honestly say I have no regrets because everything has brought me to this point in my life, but the thing is that "this point in my life" is actually something good. Good marriage, kids, stable home, fulfilling work, good friends. You know, the kinds of things that you can really be proud of. Lindsay should have a whole lot of regrets at where she is in life, but she just doesn't get it.

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  31. SusanB9:14 AM

    I DVR'd the Dust Bowl show - going to watch this weekend.

    And hey - I'm over 60 and I wouldn't be caught dead in purple (although I'm not sure why that's a problem).

    As for Lindsay - saw a brief clip on HLN this morning of her Leno visit last night - WTF was that she was wearing? And she seemed to be twitching the whole 30 seconds I saw it.

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    1. dia papaya12:57 PM

      Sorry SusanB - there's a poem "when I am old I will wear purple" and basically do whatever I want because I've earned it. That's what I was referring to. And she hasn't earned it. Not one bit! No offense was meant about the 60 yo part.

      Hugs to you! And wear some purple!!!

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    2. mynerva1:12 PM

      @Dia - nice reference, it's a great poem!

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  32. Kelly9:20 AM

    She looks like Goop did in "Shallow Hal".

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    1. NeverNudes10:05 AM

      Hahaha you guys are hilarious today!!

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  33. Lori9:21 AM

    why should she have any regrets if she hasnt had any real consequences for her behavior?

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  34. Elissa9:33 AM

    Gotta say, I truly love it when Enty uses this particular photo of her! This picture is one of the reasons Lohan is on my 2013 Dead Pool list. That is not a well woman.

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  35. boomom229:35 AM

    Why is her face so puffy? O.o

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  36. Mutableblue9:37 AM

    I was in the pissiest of moods until I saw this photo. I am 44 and look better than this photo, thanks for brightening my day!

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  37. Kloie9:56 AM

    Coke bloat

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  38. NeverNudes10:04 AM

    Lol @ Vicki & joeinla

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  39. Unknown10:14 AM

    But have you guys seen her pics from the premiere? Somebody's been keeping that girl locked in a room with pure oxygen pumping into it-she looks almost back to her old self.

    Given the reviews, I'm guessing she left the premiere and went on bender to beat all benders, but it was nice to see the detoxed old lindsey make an appearance.

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  40. Mango10:43 AM

    @ JoeInLA - I'm thinking a cross between Sally Struthers and Kirsty Alley in her really fat days. Not that I have anything against fat but c'mon, Linds! Do you have any idea what you look like anymore?

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  41. mooshki11:25 AM

    I had to look up a picture of her from Leno. If you didn't know her, there's no way you'd guess she was a day under 45.

    Dee Lurker, you must be looking at different pictures than I've seen. Her boobs look pretty good - she obviously has some of those stick-on underboob lifters - but the rest of her is a wreck. Her hair looks like she died it with kool-aid, her makeup is caked on, but still can't hide the bloat, and apart from the boobs, that dress isn't doing her figure any favors. Check out this closeup of her face and then try to say she looks good. It's obvious from the way she's over-dressed (a fur stole? really?) that she thinks this movie is going to bring her that Oscar. (Yeah, I know that isn't possible, but do you think she does?)

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  42. Jason Blue Eyes12:02 PM

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  43. Jason Blue Eyes12:04 PM

    Gah, I can't even listen to her voice anymore. Just listen to Lindsay talk for 2 seconds and you know that she's a woman that has been up all night. The demon from The Exorcist had a more feminine voice.

    Different day, different interview, same shit.

    Lindsay: "Yeah. I take my career seriously now. I don't party anymore now."

    Interviewer: "Weren't you partying until 4 in the morning last month with your mother when you started fighting with her in that limo and the police were called to her Long Island home?"

    Lindsay: (Just stares into space.)

    Interviewer: "And aren't you worried what might happen to you from the car crash you were involved in this past summer in which you drove into the back of a truck?"

    Lindsay: "I wasn't driving. The cops are just out to get me."

    You know it's bad when the biggest kiss-ass in Hollywood - Jay Leno couldn't even compliment her on anything anymore.

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  44. mooshki12:13 PM

    *dyed - that was obviously a Freudian slip!

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  45. timebob 12:38 PM

    I can't believe Lifetime threw a "premiere" for Liz & Dick. It's like they are in on the joke and encouraging Lindsay's delusions she is still a movie star. Well done Lifetime, well done.

    Agree with @Moo her face is busted, she used to have a pretty face now she looks like a 50 y/o Hollywood Housewife trying to hang on to their last strand of youth.

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  46. Betsy1:39 PM

    I'm 45. There's no way she's younger than me. However, our boobs are at the same level.

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  47. SusanB1:47 PM

    @Dia papaya - thanks for explaining. I don't know that poem. However, I can't stand the color purple - never did like it. But I agree - I do pretty much as I like now. And have already planned when I turn 75 I will do ANYTHING I want (short of seriously illegal). Including taking as many pills as possible, and saying whatever enters my head - they'll just say "Oh, she's senile" and I'll get away with it. *rubs hands gleefully*

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    1. dia papaya9:13 PM

      Here's the poem - http://www.netmender.net/glenna/Purple.htm

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  48. Not A Ninny2:15 PM

    Mooshki, your link was broken, but I've fixed it for you. Here's the closeup of her face.

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  49. Popnursing6:07 PM

    Lindsay's entire problem lays within the title of this post.

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