Thursday, November 29, 2012

Lindsay Lohan Arrested For Punching A Woman

In the latest issue of US Weekly, Lindsay Lohan says that she sees nothing wrong with all the going out she has done in her life. I do. Everyone who has had something stolen by her, or had a drink thrown in their face or been in a fight with her because Lindsay is drunk or whacked out on drugs does. Add a new victim to the list. Lindsay was arrested at 4am today for punching a woman at a NYC nightclub. She was released from the police station about an hour ago (photo above) and told to appear before a judge within the next month. She was officially charged with third degree assault. Apparently after Lindsay punched the woman in the side of the face, Lindsay tried to escape before the police could get there, but the police stopped the car she was in and hauled her out.

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:00 AM

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89 comments:

  1. Mary6:03 AM

    Go, Crackie! What a great way to start my day!

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  2. Karen6:04 AM

    Oh my God, just put her in fucking jail already. I don't care about overcrowding, stick her in there anyway. She can share a cell with five other people and stop being a menace to the rest of the world.

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  3. a non a miss6:05 AM

    HAHA. Go to directly to jail, do not collect 200.

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  4. FSP6:05 AM

    I agree with Karen. Just lock her up. Please.

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  5. EmEyeKay6:05 AM

    We really should have started a new pool.

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  6. Cathy6:06 AM

    I bet the cops in LA and NYC have pools going about when she'll get arrested next too.

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  7. LottaColada6:07 AM

    One more arrest on the old criminal record won't hurt will it?

    Geez, she's worse than DMX at this point.

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  8. Princess ButterKwup6:08 AM

    Oh, that Lindsay! I bet the woman gave her a review of Liz&Dick.

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  9. surfer6:09 AM

    You should have used the picture of her handcuffed, being put into the police car.

    If this had happened in LA, they probably wouldn't even have arrested her.

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  10. Anonymous6:11 AM

    I agree, @Em. Maybe we can start a pool for something different? How long until one of her parents releases an attention-whore statement blaming/coddling her, perhaps?

    I'd love to know all of your thoughts on this.

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  11. CamColty6:12 AM

    This bitch is ridiculous. Honestly there is something seriously wrong with her. She needs to be evaluated.

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  12. Anonymous6:13 AM

    @Butter, that's what I was thinking too! She probably said something like, "I've seen better acting in a Pauly Shore movie", or maybe "Bitch, the plastic in your face had more emotion than you did!"

    If none of this makes sense, please forgive my attempts at being witty. I'm seeing the wrong side of 6am, I still haven't been able to sleep.

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  13. Princess ButterKwup6:14 AM

    I would say Michael will release a statement within the next 28 hours honestly. It will be about how he loves Lindsay and thinks she's a great actress but needs help that he tried to provide her with. He will blame this on the paparazzi.

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    1. __-__=__6:29 AM

      28 hours? I think more like 8 hours Michael will again fame whore himself into he media. Maybe 28 hours for White Oprah.

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    2. Unknown6:40 AM

      He's already tweeted something. So we all are way behind.

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  14. Bluevelvet6:17 AM

    I don't understand why this is news, isn't this just a typical Wednesday for her?

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  15. Princess ButterKwup6:18 AM

    Aww, Dagny. I hope you don't have to be somewhere today. If not, find you inner Lindsay and take a shot (or 2) of bourbon. Always works for me ;)

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  16. joymama6:19 AM

    Michael made is statement already, on Radar.

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  17. Princess ButterKwup6:24 AM

    Ohhhhh, he blamed Dina instead. Yeah, that seems about right.

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  18. Cathy6:25 AM

    On the plus side, it's been forever since we've gotten a redheaded Lindsay mugshot!

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  19. LottaColada6:25 AM

    Joymama is indeed correct. He's even tweeting!
    This is too much for a Thursday morning.

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  20. Not A Ninny6:27 AM

    Ut! She did this in NYC, and there's plenty of room at Riker's Island to lock her up. This is just an initial arraignment. Once the Manhattan DA's office has woken up for the day, they can go back to court and request for her to be taken into custody pending trial, citing her record in CA.

    This may be the pop that gets her real jail time. It will depend on what the witnesses say.

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  21. MISCH6:28 AM

    Well you can always count on Lindsay to crap up....I hope the woman sues her...

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  22. Ms Cool6:31 AM

    Where is that dude that makes bronze statues of Angelina Jolie giving birth? We need a Lindsay mugshot gallery.

    @EmEyeKay - it isn't too late to start another pool. It isn't like she isn't going to get arrested again.

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  23. Unknown6:32 AM

    I wonder who she'll blame this on. Ugh I so hate her - I wish she's just disappear. Entitled useless whore....

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  24. shauniebear6:38 AM

    Nah, this couldn't have been her. She just said in an interview like a week ago that she didn't party anymore! I totes believe her. Bahahaha!! Maybe someone needs to punch HER in the face and re-distribute some of that god awful filler she ruined her fucking face with. LOCK THIS TRICK UP ALREADY!!

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  25. Unknown6:40 AM

    too bad Law and Order ended, they could do a very special episode featuring Crackie the Red and her trial.

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  26. Amber6:41 AM

    @rej - why would should collect $200 when she could steal $200?

    BUT DINA SAID THIS STUFF DOESN'T HAPPEN IN NYC

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  27. Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas6:42 AM

    Best part is all I hear is drunk Dina saying "if Lindsay was in NY, half of those arrests would be obsolete"...hahaha

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  28. Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas6:43 AM

    @amber lol great minds think alike

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  29. SusanB6:44 AM

    Hopefully the NYC courts aren't as celebrity-impressed as the LA courts. They might even HOLD HER ACCOUNTABLE!!!!! *GASP*

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  30. Karrots6:46 AM

    Le sigh

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  31. LadyLagerfeld6:47 AM

    Starring in Liz and Dick would make me want to punch someone, too.

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  32. Colleen6:52 AM

    Ugh. Go away, Lindsay.

    You guys, it's obviously Halle Berry's fault. No one is allowed to get more press for their drama than Lindsay! She had to do something to get back on top again.

    /sarcasm. (Only not really.)

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  33. MBK6:52 AM

    OMG. Can't she just stay in on Wed. nights and watch American Horror Story like the rest of us?

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  34. Amber6:54 AM

    @MBk - right? She should get Bejeweled Blitz on her iPad. That sucks up SO MUCH TIME.

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  35. Anonymous7:08 AM

    OT...why is that cop/ detective giving us BLUE STEEL? LOL

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  36. auntliddy7:08 AM

    tick...tick...tick...

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  37. CantHaveMyPurse7:16 AM

    Ok NYC legal system. You're up. Show the rest of the world you don't let this bitch walk. Be the hero we know you can be. Restore faith in our legal system.

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  38. Kim D Esq7:30 AM

    Se probably was egged on to some extent but honestly that doesn't excuse her behavior. She should not be at nightclubs and certainly should not be drinking. She should know that anytime she goes out she will draw attention and inevitably arguments will occur and when arguments do occur she clearly cannot control herself

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  39. NapAssasin7:32 AM

    This is really really satisfying on many snark levels. I will take this as a sign of a good Thursday.

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  40. Amber7:35 AM

    Oh...I really hope she got a breathalyzer or blood test!

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  41. OneGirlRevolution7:39 AM

    Apparently in NY, for 3rd degree assault (a misdemenor), a prosecutor has to show someone caused injury (intentionally, recklessly or neglectfully). Injury is defined as impairment of physical condition or substantial pain. Substantial pain does not mean "it hurt quite a bit". Even bruising is not evidence of "substantial pain", it needs to be something more like cuts, bleeding, swelling, etc..

    I suspect, unless she has a shit lawyer, that she will once again skate (although it might screw up her probation in CA which I believe is affected by arrests, not necessarily actual convictions).

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    1. OneGirlRevolution7:41 AM

      I meant to add that pictures of the lady that was assaulted don't appear to show any visible injury. (Which is why I think she'll skate.)

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  42. Meanie Rhysie7:42 AM

    Ughhh! I just phucking can't with this trick!!! I rooted phor this bitch phor so long and I've had it. Just throw her philler-philled phace in jail and let her rot!!

    I don't recall who called her a cockroach...Amber, I think? She will outlive 'em all. She really will. I don't wish bad on people, because I believe that to be seriously bad karma, but I want her in jail. So entitled, soooo phucked up. I'm done. Boycott!!!

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  43. MadLyb7:44 AM

    So...how many mugshots does she have now? Are there enough for a "Faces of Meth" montage?

    The girl probably mentioned that movie the other night or said, "I'm bored! I'm SOOOOOO BOOOOOOORED!" as she walked by.

    I used to sort of defend her many moons ago, but after she trashed Elizabeth Taylor's Cleopatra trailer, any sympathy I had for her vanished.

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  44. DewieTheBear7:51 AM

    Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't she facing jail time back in California for the little fender-bender incident on PCH that she lied about?

    It's about time for her to go full-on fugitive and just flee the country already.

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  45. Princess ButterKwup7:59 AM

    MadLyb- I think once we hit 12 we should make CDAN calendars for everyone!

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  46. Kelly Simmons7:59 AM


    Maybe it was just an innocuous, completely reasonable "bitch slap", right?

    :-)

    I am trying so hard to get with the bitch slap being okay in society, I reallly am

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  47. surfer8:05 AM

    Lola - here's a link to DListed, which shows the woman with her bruised face.

    http://dlisted.com/2012/11/29/just-regular-night-lindsay-lohan-got-arrested-punching-woman

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  48. EmEyeKay8:13 AM

    RE: the pool

    I'm hoping she'll do some time - after the car accident business, and now this, I think someone will toss her in jail for a few minutes.

    So maybe the pool should be for how much time she gets/does?

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  49. whocaresnow128:14 AM

    my favorite part in all of this is that she fled the scene of a crime and when she was arrested she kept yelling at the officers "you've got to be kidding me!". between this, and she still is going to be charged with lying to the SMPD, i'm 150% her probation will be revoked immediately. She should be grateful that the CA proposition to reverse the Three Strikes law passed.

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  50. mynerva8:15 AM

    @Reeces - I look forward to your posts so much, the ph thing just makes everything extra funny!

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  51. prolixe8:16 AM

    Too late for Slapsgiving?

    I still feel sorry for her, but it's waning. Someone needs to intervene here, and get those parasite parents out of the picture. I don't understand how Britney Spears - a grown woman with two children - can have a guardian, but Ms Lohan, with multiple arrests, incidents, drug behavior, etc. doesn't.

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  52. OneGirlRevolution8:17 AM

    Even with bruising, in NY, it's apparently not enough to show "substantial pain".

    In the 2 cases I quickly read (the appeal, that is), "substantial pain" is not defined as "it hurt a lot" even when bruising is present (that conviction was overturned because the court found it did not rise to substantial, ongoing pain). There must be a lot of pain that is not fleeting, like a split, swollen lip that takes several days to heal and hurts during the healing process (the second case).

    Even with the bruise, unless she has a shitty lawyer, I think she'll get out of this (at least as far as repercussions in NY go).

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    1. OneGirlRevolution8:20 AM

      However, it might be wrong of me to be giddy at the prospect that this arrest, along with the lying to the police, will surely get her probation revoked (at least for a couple of days).

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  53. Princess ButterKwup8:28 AM

    She's also being sued by Lifetime apparently for the Porsche crash this summer while she was filming.

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  54. OneGirlRevolution8:40 AM

    She's being charged with three things in connection with her wreck, not one. It just keeps getting better.

    Personally, I think being put away for a substantial amount of time would be the best thing for her future existence and health. It worked wonders for RDJ.

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  55. Anonymous8:41 AM

    Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes YES Yes Yes Yes! Loving it!!!! Thank goodness the legal system is realising what they're up against, they yanked her out of the car? Priceless! She's going to be so popular with the girls in jail. Even if she doesn't go to jail for any substantial amount of time I still love her getting in trouble, and real trouble at that. There is no price on how satisfying this is!

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  56. Meanie Rhysie8:42 AM

    That's no love tap, phor sure.

    I don't get it...what does she have on someone not to be in jail?!?! Phleeing scenes and lying to the police are serious crimes, no? Help a blonde here...

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  57. Hazeldazel8:43 AM

    if she gets any time for this, she better watch out because doesn't have the overcrowding problem Cali does.

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  58. Princess ButterKwup8:44 AM

    Phleeing-ha!

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  59. CantHaveMyPurse8:57 AM

    TMZ has all the details of what she's being charged with....does anyone think any of this will stick? We've all seen her skate before.....I am not holding my breath, but I am watching with amusement.....

    Lindays charges

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  60. Anonymous8:57 AM

    @ Reese's: the reason why she's not in jail is because all the jails are severely overcrowded with actual criminals, the violent/rapey/kinds, and so they don't want to waste precious resources on non violent, non serious crimes. She's had numerous run ins with misdemeanors but so far is just on probation. Probation is how they say " Now be a good girl, and if you fuck up then you'll really be in trouble. Get it?" Then if the dimwit fucks up they can say, you knew this was your last chance, now you have to do some time. Even in serious drug and alcohol cases they would rather put you in treatment/rehab and/or house arrest than put you behind bars. It just cost too much money.

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  61. Anonymous9:00 AM

    LOLing at Philler philled phace Reese's !!!!

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  62. Princess ButterKwup9:09 AM

    We have space in the Midwest if someone wants to ship her here!

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  63. yodelay9:50 AM

    She still won't be going to jail. A punch will not get you jailtime, just ask Olivier Martinez. Here in Cali, county jail is now de facto prison, so there is no room for criminals like Lindsay. In my town, the same car thief was arrested, jailed (for probation violation), and released 4 times in one week. She may go to jail, but would be out the same day. Three strikes and the "drug war" have not been kind to our state.

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  64. auntliddy10:20 AM

    wtf is anyone doing out until 4am anyway? just stop it!

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  65. Jason Blue Eyes10:29 AM

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  66. Agent**It10:32 AM

    The story is getting better.

    "SHE DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING ! Revealed, glamorous blonde 'punched' by Lindsay Lohan in NYC club is a psychic palm reader."

    UK Daily Mail update.

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  67. Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas10:37 AM

    Andddd it was over a boy bander. Lol!!! This keeps getting better. He ended up leaving w another chick while she went to jail.

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  68. JSierra10:38 AM

    I can't wait for Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap.

    Should be much better than Liz and Dick. I still can't get her crappy half english accent out of my head, ugggh.

    But seriously, toss this bitch in jail. People are going to jail for wanting to smoke a little pot and this cunt (Yes I said it, and yes it is deserved) gets to do whatever the hell she wants all over the country and basically gets paid to do it. Where is the justice I ask you.

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  69. Colleen11:08 AM

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  70. Colleen11:12 AM

    I hope I do the URL thing right:

    Bar Fight Over Max...from 'The Wanted'

    This just made my afternoon.

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  71. Jason Blue Eyes11:35 AM

    The fight was over that dude that looks like Joey Lawrence?

    Are you kidding ME?

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  72. skimpymist12:07 PM

    I bet she'll call the girl she hit a liar and say she never did it.

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  73. Kelly Simmons12:13 PM

    And . . . she's getting sued by Lifetime for slapping the sense out of the Liz & Dick script

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  74. Kelly Simmons12:20 PM

    Wait it gets better -- the victim was a "psychic"? And they fought over a boy? According to the dailynews.

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  75. mr. ray12:41 PM

    It's not like anything is going to happen to her so why even bother?

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  76. Jason Blue Eyes12:44 PM

    "Are you kidding me?" is going to be the new "Move That Cone."

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  77. Lori12:54 PM

    this is why I love dlisted...

    "In LiLo's defense (and bitch is totally going to use this in court as her defense), she was at Justin Bieber's concert earlier in the night and listening to that baby yodel will make anyone want to randomly punch a trick."

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  78. Mari1:29 PM

    Truly, involuntary admission to Bellevue for a complete psych/medical work up is, JMO, the only thing that will help this girl, and everybody who could be endangered by her in the future.
    I think she's got an original very serious problem, which led to self medication (not uncommon) add abuse, and I think the development of further genuine mental illness. Yes, I recall her psych eval a few years ago. Not worth the paper it's written on, for me. She will kill herself or someone else eventually.

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  79. Jason Blue Eyes2:03 PM

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  80. Jason Blue Eyes2:05 PM

    I'll bet this is how it all went down:

    Woman: "Bitch, I saw you in that shitty TV show the other night and if they gave out awards for worst actress ever you'd win that shit for sure."

    Lindsay: "It was the writer's fault."

    Woman: "Bullshit. You looked like you were high through the whole thing."

    Lindsay: "It was the editor's fault."

    Woman: "You also looked fat."

    Lindsay: "It was the camera guy's fault."

    Woman: "Tell the truth. Did your co-star vomit after he had to make out with you?"

    Lindsay: "No. But I'll make you vomit in a minute."

    Woman: "How? You going to make me watch that movie again?"

    Lindsay (now screaming): "THAT'S IT!!" *Hauls off and punches woman like Olivier Martinez punches male models.*

    PHOOM!

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  81. Elissa3:08 PM

    LOL! TMZ is reporting that the psychic claims Lohan used a racial slur ("gypsy"), and that the psychic's friend went off, calling Lohan a "whore" and claiming that Liz & Dick sucked. This is my favorite part:

    Tiffany's husband tells TMZ, "We are not Gypsies. That has nothing to do with our religion ... it was a racist comment."

    He adds, "Just because your career went down the drain and your new movie sucks, you can't go around beating people up."


    I LIKE this guy!


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  82. Circe4:56 PM

    Longer time lurker, 1st time poster. Some of the comments here made me LMAO!!! Thanks for that.

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  83. mooshki10:39 PM

    I think the new pool should be for how long she will spend in jail. My guess is 23 minutes, 18 seconds.

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  84. ms snarky4:35 AM

    LiLo in Rikers. Now THERE'S a Lifetime movie I would watch.

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  85. JMS12:28 PM

    I just have a feeling Lindsay is innocent and under attack by those in Hollyweird who want to end her career, for whatever reason they have.

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