Monday, November 19, 2012

Kate Middleton Is Pregnant...Again





Just because you were invited to the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton does not make you an expert on a Kate pregnancy. When you speak about it publicly, it also ensures that you are not invited to the vow renewal ceremony which will be held in Vegas a in a few years and Harry will preside while wearing nothing but a sock on his scepter. Jessica Hay is quoted in some magazine called New Idea saying that Kate has gained some weight in the past month so she must be pregnant and Kate will make the announcement next month. Sooo, Kate has gained some weight. That is her basis? Then how does she know Kate will make the announcement next month?

Posted by ent lawyer at 10:30 AM

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24 comments:

  1. trouble bubble10:36 AM

    Married woman gets pregnant. Scandalous!

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  2. Ms Cool10:38 AM

    Aw crap, I must be pregnant, too. I have put on a few pounds.

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  3. timebob 10:46 AM

    it doesn't matter, the Queen is a vampire and will never die at this point, nobody, but nobody is getting at that throne but her.

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  4. SingBlue10:48 AM

    Poor Kate, the British answer to Aniston.

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  5. Staple61110:50 AM

    Poor girl. I'm glad I don't have magazines announcing every time I had a big lunch.

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  6. Miz10:51 AM

    Jesus H Christ, if I was pregnant by the size of my stomach, I'd beat out Octomom!

    Ok, not really, but still! In all those pictures she has, if even that, a little post meal pooch. I swear when/if she ever announces her pregnancy the world will implode. Or something.

    I think if she could, they'd totally pull an Adele. Her body, her business.

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  7. Unknown10:52 AM

    hmm seeing that stupid star cover makes me wonder what would happen if there were royal twins, which twin would get to be king/queen?

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    1. seaward11:04 AM

      @jennifer hansen A battle to the death would be held on their 18th birthday.

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  8. Sugar 10:56 AM

    My US Magazine says that Jennifer Aniston made a hipster baby with the sweaty Justin too. It's baby season, y'all!

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  9. SusanB11:00 AM

    *snickers at the sock on the scepter remark*

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  10. White lilly11:01 AM

    the queen is a vampire, lol

    Well, eventually they'll get it right because she'll get pregnant at some point. They just have to keep trying, lol

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  11. seaward11:02 AM

    I would hate to be so skinny that every time I ate a meal, people thought I was pregnant.

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    1. Angie7:43 PM

      Exactly, I'd rather just look pregnant all the time... That way I have an excuse to eat 2 diff combo meals and people would feel too awkward to even ask.

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    2. Angie7:43 PM

      Exactly, I'd rather just look pregnant all the time... That way I have an excuse to eat 2 diff combo meals and people would feel too awkward to even ask.

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  12. Karrots11:16 AM

    Bahahaha I love the pic of Kim Kardashian with the caption "She's Garbage" on the second cover.

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  13. Jennmcn2:41 PM

    If this was true, The Mail would be all over it. Love the great photo shop on the Intouch cover!

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  14. CharRicho3:08 PM

    At this point I'd say Kate needs to gain some weight just to GET pregnant. She was too skinny, maybe she's just trying to be healthier.

    Maybe she is pregnant, but honestly, if she hasn't announced it yet there's a reason for that. How bad would her "friend" feel if Kate WAS pregnant but lost the baby before the end of the first trimester?! I hate this is she/isn't she pregnant stuff. Having to go through a miscarriage is awful enough. Going through it with the whole world watching would be torture. That's WHY people wait to tell.

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  15. auntliddy3:45 PM

    Lol, i like the way its pregnancy with a twist- twins, quads, blue heades babies- lol. They will hv kids when they are ready, and i will be delighted for them.

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  16. ReallyDonna4:18 PM

    Ladies and Gents: Take it from me, being pregnant shows in the boobs first not the "tummy". I worked for Planned P for a long long time, I could see they were pregnant by their boobs as they walked in the door for their pregnancy test.

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  17. Chrissy Buns4:22 PM

    LOL @MIZ...Me too!!!

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  18. Mango6:19 PM

    I thought she always seemed sweet if a bit insipid and then those rumors came out about Kate and Pippa being horribly rude and mean to Prince Andrew's daughters. Now she always appears calculating to me.

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  19. Colleen7:17 PM

    @Mango - What rumors?

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  20. kgirl3:32 AM

    Anytime the woman eats a little food and has food abs, she's pregnant.

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  21. Beta4:11 AM

    @Mango, weren't the rumours the other way round? the royal princesses being mean to "low born" kate? I dont know, its probable BS anyway

    Ent, great post, funny way of presenting all the rubbish covers one after the other jeje

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