Crazy Days and Nights: Johnny Depp Is Still Seeing Amber Heard

Wednesday, November 07, 2012

Johnny Depp Is Still Seeing Amber Heard

I know that in this political season, the thought that kept you awake the most at night was whether Johnny Depp was still going out with Amber Heard or that you had a chance to date one of them. I would date Amber Heard just to have her let me drive her car sometime. According to the NY Post, Johnny and Amber were canoodling Monday night at a club here in LA. And by canoodling I mean they were in a very long drawn out drinking slowly kind of foreplay thing until they went back somewhere and had sex. If this had been back in the day, Johnny probably would have just taken her into a restroom. I'm pretty sure that Kate Moss and Johnny Depp had sex in every bar bathroom in New York. Now though, Johnny is way more refined and his back hurts and he has to get up early in the morning so yeah.

29 comments:

Brenda L10:36 AM
All my fantasies lay in ruins.
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Cathy10:41 AM
I respected her a lot more back when she was a lesbian.
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disenchanted10:50 AM
Canoodling is such a goofy word.
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Mama June10:52 AM
As a real life Amber with a lifelong crush on Johnny, I like seeing their names linked together and just block her last name out. Mature of me, i know. ;)
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rhinovodka10:52 AM
she seems to be totally against his type looks wise (I think she's beautiful).
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All about Eve10:54 AM
Getting tired of these two...go away for a while please
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FrenchGirl11:00 AM
someone can explain her relation with her girlfriend because last week,they were again together

but GOOD FOR HIM and her!
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cinephreak11:04 AM
Enty really liked the word canoodle
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Anonymous11:16 AM
Canoodling couples.. Bah! What are they , 14? Oh wait.. Amber is barely out of her teens.. Carry on then old chap ..
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Anonymous11:29 AM
Depp is washed up and no one will remember Amber Heard's name in 2 years. Yawn.
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The Real Dragon11:53 AM
i dont Celebritygossip. Depp Can still get it lol.

isnt she lesbian?
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Seachica11:53 AM
@FrenchGirl - maybe Johnny likes his trinket to have a piece on the side.

I'm disappointed in JD. He has always dated major stars, and Amber is just a yawner in comparison. I'd rather see him get together with ScarJo or Angie
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Anonymous12:23 PM
"Ohhh Depp is so cool and edgy he plays the same off kilter characters for the same directors for every movie he made in last 5 years and now he's old and left his 2 children in France so he can bang run of the mill blondes that are less than half his age ohh la la he still got it" (eye roll while hand miming jerk off motion)

FYI, this snark isn't directed toward you at all dragon. This is snark directed toward Depp bc I am having one of those days and he's one of those celebrities that piss me off bc he always gets "cool factor" status when really he's just as average as any other movie star but he gets a pass bc he wears eyeliner and doesn't smile.
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L12:37 PM
if this had been JD back in the day I WOULD HAVE TAKEN him into the first available restroom - and yes, restrooms are ick and nast! but young Johnny Depp? even if it meant months of horse size antibiotic injections to counter all those restroom microbes!
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Mango12:48 PM
They keep showing a "Dark Shadows" commercial on cable for Pay Per View that makes me want to punch him in his face every time. "They tried stoning me, my dear. It did not work." Argghhh!

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marlolovespaty12:54 PM
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Marisa12:57 PM
Is the "drive her car" note a nod to the old blind about the drunk actress?
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marlolovespaty12:58 PM
Yuck! He's so gross, I don't understand the fascination with him. My sister met him in the early 2000's when he was in his "artist" phase. He was a guest at an Art Museum where she worked. She was so excited to meet him beforehand, but was quickly grossed out when she did. She said he looked like a homeless person, chain-smoked with nicotine-stained fingers, and STUNK! He smelled so bad, he stunk up the museum. She almost gagged...Since he was a "big star" everyone overlooked all this.
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Sylvia1:54 PM
marlo, that sounds so gross. I myself do not understand why some women feel he is the best thing to chocolate LOL. I do not see the appeal. I used to like him when he was in 21 Jump Street but then I forgot about him. Do not feel that he is that great of an actor either.
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L2:12 PM
@marlolovespaty - i think i got cured from the old JD obsession. FOR GOOD :)
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KPeony2:12 PM
She is so pretty.
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Audrey2:34 PM
There was a blind about an older actor, younger actress trying to get it on. The actor kept complaining about his back...
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joy2wurld3:01 PM
Just wanted to know when is the last time he actually spent time with his kids? He seems to have a lot of time to rock out on stage and makeout in clubs.
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__-__=__4:39 PM
Nice catch Audrey!
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PookieTwo5:54 PM
A man approaching 50 should not be seen in public in liquid black eyeliner. Anyplace.

He seems to have a major case of arrested development what with all the makeup, hair grease, scarves, skull motifs and chunky turquoise jewelry, etc. I wonder what his kids think about him?
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Eeekalicious7:18 PM
I always thought Johnny Depp was too cool to have a midlife crisis. Oh well....
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Pip7:02 AM
I never understood his appeal. I enjoy his movies, but never thought of his acting as extraordinary. Meh
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Anonymous8:12 AM
I think that it's really shitty that she dropped her long time lesbian partner just because a rich man came along in a mid life crisis. She needs a publicist right away.
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