Jessica Simpson Is Pregnant Again

Apparently Jessica Simpson loves to procreate and also figures that if she can get Weight Watchers to give her $4M after gaining 60 pounds during a pregnancy, that maybe they will give her $8M if she gains 100 pounds this time. According to US Weekly, the baby wasn't planned. They just had unprotected sex and she got pregnant. Huh. Fascinating how that happens. So, it will be another year of the world's focus on Jessica Simpson and her weight while Ashlee Simpson is off on the sidelines wondering how she can get noticed. I think she should start going out with Samantha Ronson and then double date with her dad and his boyfriend. That would chase Jessica off the covers for a week.