Jermaine Jackson Wants To Be Jermaine Jacksun

I'm not sure what Jermaine Jackson thinks people are going to want to buy from him or if he really thinks he can be the industry sales leader of plastic hair, but he still has petitioned to have his name changed. He wants to change it to Jermaine Jacksun. Yeah. The only reason I can think he would want to change it is because he wants to trademark his name. It could be of course that he doesn't want people to know he is related to the rest of his family, but was afraid if he called himself Jermaine Smith that no one would ever hire him again. Wait, is anyone hiring him now? What he should do is throw a wig on his head and call himself LaToya or put on a bunch of wigs and have a one man show where he portrays his whole family. I hope someone shows up at the hearing and says their name is Jacksun and they don't want Jermaine to have the same last name.