Jake Gyllenhaal Learns To Hold Hands

It is that time of the year. The time of the year when the leaves have all fallen out of their trees; people start thinking about how much weight they can afford to gain over the next six weeks; and Jake Gyllenhaal shows up in public with a woman. This time he has gone the non-famous route. You know, because the last time he tried this with Minka Kelly was a disaster. Oh, and Taylor Swift. He really has not had much luck with any woman since Kirsten Dunst and that was back during the Bush administration. Much better to go with someone non-famous. And if you look at the photo above, you can see she is even willing to teach him how to hold hands. I think that is sweet. Now where the heck did I put that Home For The Holidays special Blu-Ray edition which has the turkey flying off the table in 3D and Robert Downey Jr. looking fabulous.