Four For Friday
It is Friday so it is announcement day. Not much today except that as usual I will be here all weekend and will have a reveal or two tomorrow. If you want, you can follow me on Twitter. I am @entylawyer and often talk about things there that I don't here. Plus, if I am drunk, I am more likely to post there because I can do it half blind. A traditional Four For Friday today.
#1 - This former A list all television actor from a hit show has finally found some work after his show had finished its run. He needed to find something because he said spending time with his wife after being gone so long was killing him and he couldn't wait to what kind of extras were going to be hired.
#2 - This former A list actor who has always been on television had some serious butt kissing to do as he hit the bottle really hard, but this time instead of passing out, got violent with his much younger girlfriend. She is sticking with him, but got him to start paying her every month because she quit her job to be with him full-time.
#3 - This former almost A list actress who is still B and always has been all movies is back on the bottle again and got hammered at a club out of the country the other night. Took off her shirt and bra and wandered around the club topless. Her boyfriend was so hammered, he didn't care at all.
#4 - This B- list all movie actress who used to be in television had planned on quitting acting because she was not getting any roles that were not repeats of what she has previously done. Unfortunately her husband has spent all their money on stupid get rich quick schemes and her businesses are doing well, but need more cash. Rumor has it the only part she can get which will pay enough will require her to strip for the first time ever.
I'd guess Alba for number four.
ReplyDeleteHa! "This B- list all movie actress who used to be in television"...so you can have been in TV in the past and now be "all movies". Finally an explanation.
ReplyDelete***could not can
ReplyDeleteNot Alba for #4, did you forget she was a stripper in Sin City?
ReplyDeleteBut Alba didn't actually have to strip in Sin City.
ReplyDeleteShe was butt naked in The killer inside me.
Delete#2 could that be Alec Baldwin or Kelsey Grammer?
ReplyDeletefor #3, the girl walks topless in a club and there are no pics on the net?
ReplyDeleteBAG that dirtbomb
ReplyDeleteYou didn't see her nude in Sin City, though. I did see a movie she was in with Casey Affleck. She was topless in it, so I doubt this would be her.
ReplyDelete#4
ReplyDeleteHoping #3 is not Kirsten Dunst. :-(
ReplyDeleteYeah but she didn't get naked.
ReplyDeleteIn good luck chuck, she does a strip tease for ::shudder:: dane cook as well... Still don't think its her.
ReplyDeleteHugh Laurie for the first?He just signed for the role of Blackbeard.
ReplyDeleteThat was my guess too.
Delete@FSP, good freakin' catch! Now we have to remember that!
ReplyDelete@ Deep atSea: That's what I thought. No pics or tweets? Shouldn't this all over the news?
ReplyDelete@Moonmaid: I thought of Kirsten D too but she did a lot of TV at the beginning of her career. I can understand the "has always being all movies" if you've only done a cameo or one episode on TV but she's done a lot more than that.
House For #1
ReplyDeleteAlba for #4
Hugh Laurie for #1 is a good guess
ReplyDeleteAlba has publicly said she will never go topless for a role.
ReplyDeleteAt some point they all eat their words.
3 sounds like Kiki Dunst to me :(
ReplyDeleteHugh has been in movies, not him.
ReplyDeleteSeinfeld for number 1
ReplyDeleteNo clue #2
#3 Eva Mendes?
#4.Sarah Michelle Gellar
1) Hugh Laurie
ReplyDelete2) Matthew Perry & Lizzy Caplan
3) Kirsten Dunst & Garrett Hedlund
4) Jessica Alba & Cash Warren
I'm clueless on all of these, but I second that BAG is a douche.
ReplyDeleteEnty is even wittier on Twitter, BTW. Did I just do something there?
I think #1 is Laurie as well. He is in talks (some wrote he already got the gig) for a 10 episode drama called Crossbones where he will play Blackbeard.
ReplyDeleteAnd #3 could be Dunst and Hedlund since there are some fresh pictures going into a club in London.
Jessica Alba's nudity in Machete was CGI. Body doubles have also been used for her. She usually has a no-nudity clause in her contracts, so if she did strip naked on film, it would in fact be for the first time.
ReplyDeleteYeah Alba's a real prude, when quite frankly it's the only appeal she has. It sure isn't her acting ability.
ReplyDeleteI thought Matthew Fox for #1.
ReplyDeleteIf not for the B- rating I would say Katherine Heigl for #4
ReplyDeleteThat's who i thought too
DeleteAlba has a body double for her scenes in Sin City 2 as well.
ReplyDeleteDundst has been naked twice in movies...in Marie Antoinette and in Melencholia.
ReplyDeleteThe Hoff for number 2??
ReplyDeleteThe Hoff for number 2??
ReplyDeleteTori Spelling for #4.
ReplyDeleteLee Harvey Oswald.
ReplyDeleteMy feeling about conspiracy theories is that they are too complex and require too many people for them to be carried out. At some point, someone is going to get cold feet, or get pissed off at someone else, or have a deathbed conversion, or get drunk and start blabbing, or just slip up.
I thought Hoff for #1.
ReplyDeleteHope #3 isn't Dunst but her boyfriend looks like a tool in the new pics-I don't know why she doesn't go the Drew Barrymore route and actually grow-up, or the Ryder route and take time out. Her taste in men reflect how immature she still is despite her time in the biz (and I LOVE her btw).
I'd say Alba for #4.
#4 is an "all movie actress" - Alba was in Dark Angel
ReplyDelete#4 Alba. Is she married to Cash Warren? Could that be the clue?
ReplyDeleteJust saw Alba do a commercial for Windows Phone, like the Gwen Stefani one, except all she talks about is her girls. There is little to no mention of work.
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ReplyDelete@AW
ReplyDelete"#4 - This B- list all movie actress who used to be in television"
The blind says the actress used to do TV
@Em Cue Em -- #2 cannot be Matthew Perry & Lizzy Caplan. Lizzy has been in tons of movies lately, and she's going to start filming a tv series for Showtime in January.
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