Florida Woman Arrested For Masturbating In A Starbucks While On Crack

You know, when you are on crack, the last thing you probably need is a double shot of espresso. This is probably why Jennifer Piranian, of Florida decided to spend her time in Starbucks masturbating instead. The police were called because the woman would not take her hands out of her pants and was clearly doing something which looked like masturbating. She told police she was waiting for friends because she needed to go to the hospital because of an infection or spider bite. The woman was arrested for masturbating and for being in possession of cocaine.