I guess once you find a married general to call your own, you really guard them with your life and will threaten others if they try and hit on your married general. I'm not sure why Paula Broadwell thought Jill Kelley was hitting on Paula's married general when Jill had her own married general, unless Jill wanted two married generals to go with her husband. There sure is a whole lot of adultery going on in the military. I thought adultery was something an officer could be kicked out of the military for. I guess if everyone is doing it though then it makes it tougher to get kicked out for it. Anyway, people who have seen the e-mails from Broadwell to Kelley say the e-mails were nothing short of death threats and Broadwell even said in several of them that she knew people who could make sure Kelley went away forever. Yeah, I could see why someone would think that is a death threat. Kelley has also said in the past two days that despite the 20,000 sex e-mails between her and General Allen that nothing was going on with the couple and that Kelley is dedicated to her husband. Uh huh. Except when she is writing sex e-mails to the general and fighting with Paula over the affections of another general.
The story is starting to get driving across country wearing a diaper crazy.
ReplyDeleteThis is all so BEYOND ridiculous. These people are acting like teenagers. That Broadwell chick seems like a fucking psycho stalker.
ReplyDeleteI thought Jill Kelley and Petraeus were just friends. And Crazy Eyes thought Jill was invading her married territory.
ReplyDeleteThese two are so embarrassing.
ReplyDeleteIsn't this what was being said all along? "Threatening emails?"
ReplyDeleteHave they charged her for having classified documents on her computer yet?
Wow, that must have been some good stuff to fight like hell over it after the affair ended. And who are these women who get jealous knowing the men are married? Grow up ladies!
ReplyDeleteSay what you like about her, she is a West Point grad and does know how to kill people.
ReplyDeleteThey are all Republicans too. Nttawwt.
ReplyDeleteBroadwell sure does have a lot of nerve though, I'll give her that; she's cheating on her husband with a married general and then has the gall to feel "threatened" that he's "cheating" on her with another mistress? I'm just shaking my head at that one...
ReplyDeleteAs we type, someone is pitching a reality show to Lifetime called, "That's My General...Bitch!"
ReplyDeleteAgree, MayLyb. This reads like a bad soap plot.
ReplyDeleteWuv...Twuu wuv!
ReplyDeleteEvery mistress wants to think she's the only mistress. I read a great book once about how to win your husband back if he was having an affair and the #1 advice was, tell his mistress she's not the only one.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a pretty hollow 'win'.
DeleteSomething about her husband pings my gaydar. The plot thickens.
ReplyDeleteAnd Vicki couldn't be more right about her crazy eyes!
For the best car insurance rates in town call 1800 general now! Wow, I watch to much t.v. Who can blame her with the twink of a husband?
ReplyDeleteDefinitely again LetLoveRule: My Gaydar is off the charts on her husband. Definitely, definitely Gay. No question, the fake tan, the highlights, the look that says, "Are you man enough big boy?"
LOL@ Alicia: Mawage, we ah gathad heya today for mawage......
Yes, i get a "oddball" ping on him too. Can u imagine fightng over a man?? Thru emails yet? Who isnt your husband or boyfriend? And he's not that hot, i dont get it. In the words of my departed father, they are all making asses of themselves. Huge sin in his eyes, lol. And my mother, who apparently was some sort of idiot ratings expert, wld call them "first class idiots". Really!
ReplyDelete@Nutty_Flavor OMFG really?? pffff your book is hilarious! I dont know, I mean, 21st century, three waves of feminism, and if your hubs is having an affair, try to bring HER down. f'ing amazing. How about sorting out stuff with HIM? :P
ReplyDeleteId give your book a read for laughs. Do you remember the title by any chance?
Gloria Allred is now representing Jill Kelley's sister!
ReplyDelete?? Petreaus must PUT IT DOWN in the bedroom. Broadwell seems to have lost her damn mind!! I've had some great lovers but I never threaten to murder another woman over them. This man must be some sort of sexual wizard or possess some sort of rotating penis. I mean what the fuck? *smh*
ReplyDeleteAlso I agree with a few other posters/commentors: Broadwell's husband sends my Gaydar off like a rocket.
@Beta It was called "Not With My Husband You Don't!" by Margaret Kent. Available from $2.95 on Amazon.
ReplyDeleteNot sure why I was reading it, since I've never been married.
Anyway, the #2 strategy she recommends for stopping your husband from straying is to take him out on a long, long drive away from anywhere, and then talk about all his most shameful secrets and make clear that you know these secrets and are willing to be with him anyway - but would she? Would "she" still want him if she knew X, Y, Z?
I don't think it necessarily means that Petraeus is a god between the sheets. Because she wrote a biography of him, she has become famous by association and made the rounds of major talk shows. She just doesn't want to lose the person who makes her feel important.
ReplyDeleteBroadwell's husband pings my gaydar too, but beware of the false pings of military bearing. Career officers are so indoctrinated to be fit and neat and squared-away at all times that they can come across as gay. A buddy of mine is a USNA grad and for years I though he was in the closet. He wasn't, just very military.
ReplyDeleteI just love these women thought they had all this imaginary power in their head because they were sleeping with a General. They sure tried to flex their "power" around, so funny.
ReplyDeleteNutty Flavor: so basically blackmailing your husband into staying with you is advice #2?
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ReplyDeleteLmao
I gotta get this book.
Love the train wreck!
ReplyDelete" some sort of rotating penis" LMFAO
ReplyDeleteIt would give me an orgasm simply because I would be unable to stop laughing.
But no way its getting in
I can't let this story go! It gets better and better.
ReplyDeleteI don't compare this to the diaper astronut because Petraeus wasn't playing two women against each other. The astronut, Lisa Novak, was being played against another woman which made her lose her mind. I'm glad NASA fired that a-hole.
I can't believe Broadwell is his only past mistress though.
I love how Broadwell is so contrite (according to her brother) now that a few billion people know she's a psycho cheater.
ReplyDeleteSmart people can be so stuuuupid. I'm guessing the General was betting on her having enough to lose that she'd be a safe, temporary piece of ass. And of course she had political aspirations. Conservative or not, another liar who thinks she's above accountability.
Petraeus has horrible posture.
ReplyDeleteI get a different vibe from this story. I think Broadwell wasn't fighting Kelley for Petraeus as much as she was scolding her for being so obvious and tacky while f*cking generals. Like, "Hey you skanky bitch, you're doing it wrong! Who do you think you are?!" Broadwell by all accounts is very accomplished and vain. The disdain she must have had for Kelley who just exudes vapid trashiness.... Ooh baby! Must've drove her nuts to have Kelley anywhere near her circle. I can't wait to read the emails.
ReplyDeleteA woman can do anything a man can do...good and BAD.
ReplyDeleteJust imagine what she would have done to Pet's wife if she was threaten by Quaker Oats.
I'm amazed she hasn't been arrested just on having the classified at her home but now death threats.
No restraining order?
@Nutty thanks! jajaja I am so getting that book for Christmas!
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ReplyDeletePetraeus has horrible posture.
So random and the funniest thing here yet! lol
Married Generals say "Suck it, 1 Direction", we got way more groupies than you and they way more freaky cray than yours too!"
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