March 31, 2008
#3 - This B list film actress with a nose for paparazzi disappeared off the radar screen for a few days. Public stories professed one thing while in reality our actress spent a few days with a foreign billionaire. You do the math.
Lindsay Lohan
Slightly disappointed. Guess I was hoping for a juicier reveal.
ReplyDeleteAll Lilo reveals all day.Apparently.
ReplyDeletewhat a colossal mess this girl is
ReplyDeleteSo she was whoring in 2008.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Enty, for confirming today beyond any shadow of a doubt that there is no hope for this girl.
ReplyDeleteHave there been any reveals on twitter ? Can't log in
ReplyDelete@camcolty he said there will be three reveals today, 2 down 1 to go. That he is skipping a Travolta one and a LeAnn one becuase she felt bad for her ex husband to post it.
ReplyDeleteI would like to know how much Lindsay is really worth and how she is hiding all this billionaire prostitution money. Which she is such a sex addict (along with all her other addictions) she enjoys being a whore and being treated as a sexual object, becuase that is all she sees herself as and wants the degredation.
Math is hard. Slut + druggie = sex for drug money
ReplyDeleteHa! Correct.
DeleteHa! Correct.
Delete@Timebob - I can't picture Lindsay Lohan enjoying it. And I think the number that was rumoured around the time of this blind was $4,000 an hour.
ReplyDeleteSo what is the difference between Lindsay and a non-streetwalker escort? Most escorts don't have bad drug habits.
ReplyDelete@MrWolf thanks, yup that sounds about right.
ReplyDeleteLinda has nothing to show for this- she sticks the profits up her nose.
ReplyDeleteSomehow I read the last line as " You do the meth"
ReplyDeleteSad, sad life. I think the afterburners are lit on her spiral towards an untimely demise.
ReplyDeleteWell, this is unsurprising but sad.
ReplyDeleteIt feels weird that we have been watching her downward spiral since 2007 and NOTHING has changed. I keep wanting to feel sorry for her because it is pretty obvious that she has been her own parent since she was a teen, but you would think after almost 10 years of the same shit over and over again, she would actually LEARN something.
ReplyDeleteStraight bleach or gasoline couldn't wash Lilo off his Johnson. I hope she came with a 'satisfaction guaranteed or double your money back' guarantee. What a waste of money. Hopefully it was counterfeit.
ReplyDeleteIt's gotten to the point where Enty could make up almost anything about Lohan and we would still be bored. She's a one-woman blind vice industry. Unless she shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, I doubt we'd do anything but yawn, assuming she would go to trail and only get community service as a punishment, which she wouldn't show up for in order to fly to Cannes.
ReplyDeleteNothing better than a Johnny Cash reference to a LiHo blind. Excellent Anna.
DeleteVik Chatwal for the billionaire?
ReplyDeleteBut of course!
ReplyDeleteI'm more shocked Lilo wad considered B list in 2008.
ReplyDeleteI've always wondered how she could be chronically unemployed yet run around with too many Birkin bags to mention. Mystery solved.
ReplyDeleteHope he wore a condom and strapped a 2x4 to his ass.
ReplyDeleteI worship @Anna's comment.
ReplyDeleteI'm confused. Is she bi, straight, or a lesbian? Or will she be whatever someone wants for money?
ReplyDeleteClutch my pearls. Seriously, she might poach them.
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