Blind Item #5
This A list all movie actor with a charming smile and a fairly goody goody reputation has been banned for life from a strip club because he had hired away all the best performers and has them come to his house every night when he is in the mood. he loves it because he doesn't have to go out and can get as freaky as he wants which is pretty freaky which is why one of his exes broke up with him. The man needs his trippers and she could not deal with it.
They're fucking Matt Damon.
ReplyDeleteJack Nicholson ftw
ReplyDeleteTrippers do sound kinky.
ReplyDeleteBen Affleck. Although I don't think Jen would like the strippers in her home.
ReplyDeleteFairly goody goody? No way is that Jack.
ReplyDeletewtf is trippers?
ReplyDelete@Vicki - He was actually the first person to pop into my head, if the blind is pre-wife and kids.
ReplyDeleteAffleck. I seem to remember Gwyneth saying in an interview for "Bounce" (post their breakup) that he spent too much time at Scores?
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ReplyDeleteI read an article the other day that Jack Nicholson was incredibly racist and it made me think he may be the answer to the extremely racist actor blind from a few months ago.
ReplyDeleteMatt Damon fit yesterdays blind about the actress with the weird name so well, would Enty post two obvious MD blinds two days in a row?
Also, this blind only mentions an ex gf who couldn't handle his kink, so this could be anyone single, or in a relationship. The question is, since kids aren't mentioned should we assume that he has none?
i saw a video from rihanna party and there were trippers from Rio. its on popcandy tv on youtube.
ReplyDeleteCharming smile?
ReplyDeleteI say Ryan Gosling.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I don't know what a "tripper" is either. The only Tripper I know is Jack.
ReplyDeleteLol! RIP
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ReplyDeleteI made myself laugh thinking this was Tom Cruise. I seriously don't know though.
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ReplyDeleteDiCaprio.
ReplyDeleteI also don't know what a tripper is, I even looked it up! Unless it's referring to hallucinations?
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking it's strippers not trippers
ReplyDeleteI think it's just an enty typo. I think he meant strippers, not trippers.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Matt Damon. Second thought, semi-serious, was Ben Affleck.
ReplyDeleteTripper = stripper with an enty typo.
My boys love going to strip joints and blowing hundreds of dollars. I don't get it tho', most the girls are average looking at best and commutes to the city from the central valley.
ReplyDeleteI got with Ryan gosling. That's why Rachel dump him.
ReplyDeletelol kiddin maybe lol
@dragon. I believe enty posted an article on how rachel broke up with ryan due to the pressure of her pr team and she said it was the biggest mistake of her life and wanted him back.
DeleteI'm going with Matt. I don't think Ben would ever be referred to as a "goody goody". That really only fits Matt and Tom Hanks, I think, and out of those 2, Matt's the one w/ the charming smile.
ReplyDeleteI get the feeling this guy isn't married, much less have kids. Wouldn't winning an Oscar make you A+ by Ent's definition?
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking Cooper.
Afleck is goodie goodie??!! This is not him.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Leo D?
Strip clubs are a waste of money IMO, but the Acropolis in Portland has a some damn fine food, a French Dip sammich to die for.
ReplyDeleteHow funny..I was trying to figure out the 'trippers' part and it's merely a typo..Jack Tripper FTW!
ReplyDeleteMen desperate for attention?
ReplyDeleteI'm on the Ryan Gosling train.
ReplyDeleteJack is definitely my favorite tripper! :)
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha!
I feel like this should be so obvious but I'm at a loss.
Matt Damon has a GREAT smile.
ReplyDeleteHa ok stripper makes more sense! I think this dude is single, otherwise he wouldn't be bringing them into his house. One would hope!
ReplyDeleteI don't care about strippers or trippers, I want to hear more about this Spinach Dip Sandwich!!
ReplyDelete@Vicki Cupper you made me laugh out loud!! too funny!
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ReplyDeleteHate to say it but Colin Firth?
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ReplyDeleteColin Farrell? But I can't remember if he is married or not.
ReplyDeleteAny chance this is Owen Wilson?
ReplyDelete@ skimpymist well if thats true then idk.
ReplyDeleteShe seems happy with the man she's with now.
@Ingrid - your comments have been better than the posts lately! You absolutely slay me!
ReplyDelete@curlyhairslacker, Oh I know--huge Three's Company fan back in the day :D
ReplyDeleteI doubt this is my imaginary boyfriend Colin Firth, as surely mention would be made of a current spouse. Though DAYUM he has a great smile, doesn't he? Plus, at his house (outside of London)? He has 2 preteen sons, so, doubtful. :)
Love the Jack Tripper refs! I loved him too. I'm a die hard Three's Company fan. I have all the epis on my DVR.
ReplyDeleteIm going with channing tatum, none of the actors already mentioned really personify goody goody
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ReplyDeleteduh.
next...
Bill Murray. No reason. We haven't guessed him for any vice lately, and as an SNL veteran, you know he has vices.
ReplyDeleteOh jack tripper! I still watch that show when it's on tv!
ReplyDeleteGeorge Clooney
ReplyDeleteAs soon as I read this "RYAN GOSLING" lit up in my mind in neon lights.
ReplyDeleteOwen Wilson seems like a good guess. I think there was another blind (with a hinted reveal in the photos) that he would ride his bike to the strip clubs when he was too drunk to drive, or something like that. I don't know if he has a straight out goody-goody rep, giving the pothead rumors, but he does have a naive quality to him to maybe.
ReplyDeleteOops, *so maybe, not *to maybe. Typos!
ReplyDeleteWouldn't Enty have stated the actor is married if he were? Don't wanna believe this is Matt Damon
ReplyDeleteJohn Cusack
ReplyDeleteThis can't be someone who's married or living with their significant other, could it? The BI says every night when he's in the mood, so there's probably no wife or serious girlfriend, or children, in the house. So for me that rules out the usual guesses like Damon, Affleck, and even Gosling (doesn't Eva practically live with him?). I think it's someone less obvious.
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