Blind Item #3
This former A list reality star is now her own worst nightmare, a D list celebrity with a pocketful of money who is having to shell out that money to keep her boyfriend by her side. The former star does not want to have to date guys her own age or older because she feels she needs young guys to have any chance at career redemption, but the only way they are willing to be with her is if she pays. $100K a month for her current boyfriend.
PARIS HILTON ALL DAY LONG!
ReplyDeleteMy first thought is Kirsty Alley.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought - Paris.
ReplyDeleteAgree with Paris.
ReplyDeletehahahahah Paris.
ReplyDeleteLOVES it!!!!
Holy shiz she has fallen really hard!
ReplyDeleteI remember when she was getting proposed to left and right by all those rich young heirs.
Had no idea she had do much money.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, 100k/month? Yeah I think Paris is the only one who could afford that.
ReplyDeleteParis has fashion line $ (if we're going to call it that) so she can afford it.
ReplyDeleteKarma, my friends. Karma.
Ha! Please please reveal this one - I SOOOOO hope it's wonky....
ReplyDelete100k a month? Shenanigans.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2238415/Paris-Hilton-takes-plunge-mini-dress-date-Spanish-model-boyfriend.html
ReplyDeleteWonky McValtrex!(as Michael K says)
ReplyDeleteLol @ wonky mcvaltrex
DeleteParis Who?
ReplyDeleteWay to work that DMC Jamie 2!
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Kate Gosselin.
ReplyDeleteI'd take 100K a month to contract herpes.
ReplyDeleteKathy Griffin
ReplyDeleteI thought of Kate Gosselin too.
ReplyDeleteDon't care who it is. i'd bang any lady for 100K a month!! even paris, i'd bet she would let you do anything....
ReplyDeleteIf she weren't disease ridden I'd switch teams for 100K a month.
ReplyDeleteYes Paris has that kind of money. She comes from money. Her parents own the Hilton hotels.
She comes from money, but so do a SHIT LOAD of other Hiltons who all get a piece of the pie. Plus iirc her gramps gave most of his money to charity. She is loaded, but the bulk of her money doesn't come from her family.
DeleteIs 31 considered old now? Yikes.
ReplyDeleteShe should just invest that money and ride off into the sunset. Who needs a career when you got that kind of money?
ReplyDeleteParis isn't D-list though, is she?
ReplyDeleteI wondered why that hottie River Viiperi (sp?) was with her. Makes sense now if he is getting paid $100,000 to penetrate and take drugs with her.
ReplyDeleteWith Paris that is. Forgot to include that tidbit in my my original post.
ReplyDeleteSounds like Paris alright
ReplyDeleteNow way in hell would Kate Gosslin be able to afford this. And materialistic and shallow though she may be, I cannot see her taking $100,000 a month away from her children and household and giving it to some guy.
ReplyDeleteThat bitch is incredibly frugal, she shares money with no one.
Paris. Ha ha. And I used to like her.
ReplyDeleteI agree! It's Paris!
ReplyDeleteIt's not that she's 'old,' it's that she's PLAYED OUT. Her stupid Hello-kitty-loving, breathless baby-voiced, lapdog-toting, juicy suit-wearing schtick is tired, and she needs a new one. So, she's hanging with the cool kids to find a new persona to adapt.
cactusflower - Haha! It's a shame Michael K doesn't do blind items anymore.
ReplyDeleteBody Condom me and I'm down!
ReplyDeletethere isn't a condom big enough....
ReplyDeleteYeah, this is Paris. I saw the article last night on DM. He's like 21 and looks like another K-Fed type. I was wondering why they were lasting that long!
ReplyDeleteParis makes a freaking fortune from her perfumes. I can't figure out why anyone would want to be associated with what she must smell like.
ReplyDeleteJLo.
ReplyDelete@Mooshki, my sister bought her perfume a while ago and it was nice. She at least liked it and she was no fan of Paris. She only got it because it worked for her scent wise.
ReplyDeleteEvery perfume or cologne reacts differently for each person. Took me YEARS to find the right cologne that works for me, which was Tsar, and I will never wear anything else.
What about someone older, like a Paula Abdul? She made a bucket of money on idol.
ReplyDeleteNO WAY can she afford the $100k per month! It's not her, or the amount isn't right. She doesn't have that kind of money. You're right, whoever said the relative gave most to charity. She didn't get much, but not as little as Tori Spelling. Paris has money that is her money and no way is it to the tune of $100k disposable every month for a boy toy.
ReplyDeleteWonky McValtrex is now officially in my vocabulary.
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