Monday, November 26, 2012
Blind Item #1
This actress is an idiot. The actress who used to be almost A list back in the day and is now a laughable C who is lucky to get work but still has A list name recognition was told by one of her friends that Prince Harry loved her and had a crush on her from back in the day and there was some super secret exchange thing going on and after a lot of back and forth our actress thought she had the personal cell phone number of Prince Harry. For two days straight she sent massive amounts of texts and photos, many of them not fully clothed and was just incessant about communicating and told everyone they were texting and dating and just went on and on. The thing is no one ever wrote back and after two days of this constant barrage, it turns out that it was a wrong number and belonged to some woman who had left her phone at work over the weekend and came in on Monday in London to almost 500 messages and photos since she had left on Friday.
Lilo.....please, Lilo.
ReplyDeleteYep, first person I thought of.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahah Lohan
ReplyDeleteI saw the word "idiot"....thanks for the obvious clue, Enty. I feel smart for catching it.
ReplyDeletePoor blohan, lol
ReplyDeleteI want it to be Lohan. Can you imagine the Lindsay-Charlie-Harry love triangle? THAT movie would be awesome!
ReplyDeleteLindsay would of course be played by an actress who can carry the picture. What actresses in their 70s are still working?
Well this one was a no brainer. It just screams Lilo. That poor woman. I bet she wasn't expecting to find 500 messages on her phone when she got to work. lol
ReplyDeleteYou would think at some point Lilo would think to herself. "Why isn't he txting me back?" Then figure out either a. it was a wrong number or b. it was a big joke on her.
Harry you should run. This girl is a boiling cesspool of various STDs.
Butter--i think Conchata Ferrell (sp) has the right complexion for Lilo....but it she TOO f*ck-able for anyone to believe her as Lohan?
ReplyDeleteBonus casting Conchata would be her behind-the-scenes Charlie gossip.
Oh my God. This is hysterical!! I really kind of hope the woman on the receiving end has 0 scruples and sells all of it.
ReplyDeleteI wonder who gave her the number? It had to be a setup for her to think that it was HRH Harry's personal cell number. Maybe Paris, playing another joke on LiLo?
ReplyDeleteCan you EVEN imagine the convulsive joy lilo would be in at the though of getting a shot at princess-hood? Someone fire Nicole Kidman and get Linds in that Grace Kelly role, stat!!
ReplyDeleteThis blind makes me so happy and entertained.
ReplyDeleteAgree that this has to be LiLo, but I'm not entertained. Granted, she IS an idiot, but I don't fine the spectacle of idiots finding a way to make even bigger fools of themselves to be entertaining.
ReplyDeleteThey could have some drug addicted ginger babies
ReplyDeleteI agree with Robert. if it is lilo, I fail to see the humor in making fun of her. have you seen her parents lately? its amazing that she is doing as well as she is, considering from whence she sprang.
ReplyDeleteI was wondering who would be so stupid as to keep texting with no replies, then I re-read the word "idiot". Yes, you'd have to be an idiot to do that.
ReplyDeleteI think I'd have to burn my phone.
ReplyDeleteI don't get the "idiot" clue?
ReplyDeleteI agree with others who think its just plain mean. Its like shooting fish in a barrel, no? She has more than enough problems as it is.
ReplyDeletehow long do we get to blame lindsay's parents for everything that's wrong with her? doesn't that just have to end when someone's say......26?
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHA! This is awesome. I don't know if this is Lohan, but I want it to be, especially after last night.
ReplyDelete"Liznay & Dick" was so mind-boggling bad that I am waiting for retribution from beyond the grave.
I just read this blind all the way through, but when I was skimming to go back to what I missed all I saw was the first sentence. Knew immediately it was Strawberry Snortcake (saw that on Dlisted).
ReplyDeleteIf you don't like shooting fish in a barrel, stop pulling the trigger.
Have no idea what your barrel comment means, but i love it!!!!!!!
DeleteTara Reid, maybe? A lot of guys Harry's age had vast crushes on her back in the day. He's the same age as my brothers and they thought she was crazy hot, far more so than Lilo.
ReplyDeleteThat is who I thought of too, @Bodacious Betty! Tara Reid might be pushing C list these days (no more than LiLo), but she was genuinely gorgeous and more than a few had massive crushes. If you read the blind more as 'was looking to hook up' than 'thought they were an item after unanswered texts' you can see Tara in it, especially since she had been hungry to make a living from seeing wealthy men that lusted for her back in the day.
DeleteGuess the similarities to LiLo are pretty striking, actually!
and cue Lindsay starting to dress like Grace Kelly... go!
ReplyDeletethis shit is made up. who's the source? the lady with the phone deduced the reason behind the messages. the prankster friend determined the recipients location and gender?? pls do better enty.
ReplyDeleteLindsay. I just watched a few clips from Liz & Dick and it's so hilariously bad.
ReplyDeleteNancer, I agree! Lilo is TWENTY FUCKING SIX years old. ENOUGH with blaming Michael and Dina Lohan.
ReplyDeleteYes, they are pieces of shit, but there comes a time when you take responsibility for your own actions. Obviously, that time has not come yet for Blowhan.
Good lord! What a classless whore. Totally Lilo. She best stay away from Harry, he and I are totally a secret couple :)
ReplyDeleteI'm not reading Liho in this. It could seriously be anyone. But yeah, who sends 500 texts without a reply and believes they have the right person?
ReplyDeletedear god, that poor senseless girl. Not a girl, not yet a woman. Sage words, Britney.
ReplyDeleteBest blind in a long time.
ReplyDeleteLove a good prank.
Love a good idiot.
Awesome, I hope that woman sells the pics and texts.
ReplyDelete@J Sara if you need his real cell number I've got it. No really, I do.
ReplyDeleteAgree with nancer - she's old enough to be responsible for herself. I've known too many young people raised (I use the term loosely) by bad parents who buckled down, got decent grades in HS, figured out how to get to college, get a good job, etc, in spite of their parents. There's no reason Lilo can't do the same now - God knows she has resources a lot of poorer kids don't have.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Robert. Although this is kind of funny, it's also incredibly mean of her so called " friend" to do this to her. And who else would do it but Paris Hilton? She's a scab. She's the only person who at the height of her fame could say that she had prince harry's number and she's the only person cruel enough to do this to someone. I haven't liked Lilo because she doesn't seem to be able to absorb and use the public's constructive criticism. She just seems to brush it off as we are the delusional ones and she's just living her life. But now with the Liz and Dick movie ( that name!) her expressions at the premier and during her promotional interviews says that she's embarassed and she knows that she's becoming a laughing stock. I think that she's starting to understand that maybe everyone's right, that she's universally maligned and that maybe she miscalculated life and the mistakes that she's made. It's a long shot that she'll ever be self aware, but I see a ray of light at the end of the tunnel.
ReplyDeleteCarmelite: That light you see is an oncoming train.
DeleteWhat are the odds that these pictures will make it to the net? Afterall, I'm sure international text message rates are pretty bad. Whoever this actually was, totally in agreement about Lohan though, better hope that the person whose phone it was decides to be nice and get the celebrity to pay her phone bill. Or pay her off altogether. Otherwise I'm sure those pictures will get sold for a pretty decent sum. Also, she's lucky it wasn't some young guy. Those would have been on the internet faster then this post.
ReplyDeleteMmmm this blind seems a little bull shitty. I agree with @Hairy, where did Enty get this info and how did the source know the gender of the person receiving the messages, that she left her phone at work, that 500 messages were sent, and the content within those messages.
ReplyDeleteUnless that lady immediately picked up the phone and called Enty this morning (which is totally possible) I think that nothing from this is true.
Although this is exactly something LL would do.
doubt this is true . but that wrongs lol
ReplyDeleteThis has to be Lilo. But I can't agree with some who think this is a mean prank. Lilo has put ALOT of people through shit, so she deserves a little karma.
ReplyDeleteRemember when Lindsay randomly sent her prayers to Harry during one of those late-night tweet-a-thons?
ReplyDeleteshe is a drug addict,period.
ReplyDeleteand she could have turned out a drug addict with fucking perfect parents, so quit blaming her parents at 26!
"left her phone at work over the weekend"
ReplyDeleteHow convenient.
@uberbaldy, they don't have to pay for incoming stuff overseas. Our cell companies have always ripped us off that way here.
ReplyDeleteI was wondering about that comment - thanks for explaining. Having to pay for incoming texts is insane! It's not you that sent it! Never heard of that, but a few comments I've read from Americans now make more sense!
DeleteMaybe as boy crushing on someone who was a relevant sex symbol at that moment... Pamela Anderson or Carmen Electra?
ReplyDeletePlease, do you know how much money a person could make off of those texts and pictures?? Never happened.
ReplyDeleteI can see this being Jennifer Love Hewitt. She projects a desperate, gullible vibe. Didn't she write a finding love book that included a chapter on bedazzling the v-jayjay to land a man?
ReplyDeleteAw Poor Thing
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHHA
It's probably not true (for all the reasons listed) and it could be anyone, if it is true, but, dang, is it funny! Part of me feels bad for her, but the rest of me laughs at how stupid can you be to send that many messages WITH NO REPLY!!??!?! Idiot is right!!
ReplyDeleteGuys... Have you ever tried to text a British cell phone from an American one? As an American dating a Brit, I know that my cell plan and my boyfriend's mobile plan certainly don't make that an option.
ReplyDeleteThis is about someone in England, who has the ability to text a British mobile phone. I don't think it's Lindsay.