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I don't know how she does it, but this C list movie and made for tv movie actress with A list name recognition managed to convince an average guy (with a large, but not obnoxious bank account) to part with $20,000 to spend the night with our actress. Considering they did not leave the club where she met him until almost dawn and that she was out of his place by 8, not sure what her definition of all night is.
Lindsy.
ReplyDeleteLa Lohan. Should be titled easy easy. Poor girl.
ReplyDeleteCountdown is on. Only 5 days until Liz and Dick on Lifetime!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDVR is set--I am way too excited for this trainwreck!
DeleteHe did get a t-shirt...
ReplyDeleteThe one and only Cokehan. That 20k is probably dust up her nose now.
ReplyDeleteICK. NAST. Say no to Lindsay kids!
ReplyDeleteMaybe the average guy is the LA district attorney. That would make sense.
ReplyDeleteI swear, she must be scraping the barrel-bottom of the pay-poon market. These must be desperately closeted or insecure guys to be willing to pay twenty grand for a Lohan bang.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't he have more fun throwing hotdogs down hallways?
ReplyDeleteLol Amber. Thanks for that imagery.
ReplyDeleteLohan's vagina must have a four-digit odometer.
ReplyDelete@VIPBlonde - I can't wait to watch gravelly voiced Liznay!
ReplyDeleteHaha I saw "made for TV movie actress" and I was picturing someone like a Nancy McKeon or a Morgan Fairchild banging a dude for dough
ReplyDeleteWhat does it say for Lindsay being down to 20000 a night when someone like Rachel Bilson is getting 34000 an hour.
ReplyDeleteWhat type of nasty person would be willing to pay Lindsay for a night?? sick!
ReplyDeleteIts called being drunk.
DeleteJust thinking the same thing Happy...
ReplyDeleteBoy I was WAY off - when I saw "I don't know how she does it" I immediately thought SJP. After all, I don't think she's getting any sugar at home.
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DeleteWell, they say the crazies are the best in bed. If you have the money and a doctor on call to deal with the aftermath, maybe she's worth it!
ReplyDeleteI want to throw hotdogs down the hallway!!!
ReplyDeleteIf hes got that much money to burn on blohan then he better have some dough for his next clinic visit! yuck...
ReplyDeleteAll. Night. Long!!! (all niight) All niiiiiight.... All. night. looooong! (All night)... All niiiiight!...
ReplyDeleteIs her company that dazzling? Is he that hideous? Is she that stunning? Is she that in demand? Only Lindsay could be so delusional that she'd think someone would pay her for the whole night and just hang out in the club. Only she has that high an opinion of herself and is THAT out of touch with reality. (all night)
Sorry, it's been a six day work week and I'm off tomorrow so I'm a bit giddy.
Ha Brian! It should say:
ReplyDelete" I rode Lindsay Lohan and all I got was this crappy T shirt"
Lindsay has done some TV, though. She had a stint on Ugly Betty, and was in an episode of Glee (heavily edited, and she was gawdawful).
ReplyDeleteI'm sure this is Lindsay; I can't think of another made for TV movie actress I'd peg this on. But this just doesn't even seem like a blind to me if it's Lilo.
lilo
ReplyDeleteNot only a prostitute, but a con artist as well if that is her definition of "all night"
ReplyDeletewhoa- what's up with the Rachel Bilson 34k / hour note? where did that info come from?
ReplyDeleteExactly how much is an "obnoxious" bank account? If I hit the lottery I don't want to offend anyone.
ReplyDeleteBunni it's from an old blind.
ReplyDeleteObnoxious bank account would be like 9 figures, right? Then $20,000 would be like $20 to the rest of us???
ReplyDeleteNicely done, @Amber! Too funny.
ReplyDeleteHAS ANYONE ACTUALLY COME UP WITH A DRINKING GAME WE CAN PLAY (oops sorry for caps- at work) during the movie? I'm off to google to see if I can find something...poor Liz will be spinning in her grave.
ReplyDeleteI'm wondering if Lindsey might specialize in some form of kink.... Could explain how she manages to get clients.
ReplyDelete@Maya Sambora - I agree. There has to be something there we don't see. If I was a horny dude with $20,000 I think I could find SO much better than Lohan.
ReplyDeleteSure hope he had a full-body condom handy.
ReplyDeleteLoved B Profanes imagery as well..But seriously..Why would anyone want to pay Lilo $20K for a f++k? I just don't get it. Seriously don't get it.
ReplyDeleteI wonder when his penis will fall off?
ReplyDeleteThe 20-grand isn't payment to Lindsay. Lindsay get one dollar; the rest is spent on vaccines, bleach, a flamethrower and therapy.
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