In a world where Megan Fox is now a mom and you really expected her to come up with a doozy for a name like Brian Austin Green Jr. or Cadillac, instead of Noah Shannon, you would also expect that Uma Thurman would show some restraint and not force her child to constantly have to struggle to write and spell her name and also to shame her for eternity because her name will not fit in the bubbles of a standardized test and her teachers will always give her the side eye on the first day of school. Uma and her sometime boyfriend Arpad Busson have named their daughter, Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson. I figure she will be about eight by the time she learns how to spell it. Oh, and get this. Uma says that everyone is calling her Luna. Then wtf didn't you just name her Luna which is not anywhere even in this seven word name. If the Altalune is where it comes from, then that should be first.
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
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Nice spelling dia.
ReplyDeleteShe must have been stoned...
ReplyDeleteBitch.
ReplyDeleteLittle Luna. All I think of when I hear that name is Lunie Luna from Harry Potter.
ReplyDeleteIn any case, they've given her a long name befitting a princess. Maybe she is?
This is certainly her last baby, and god knows Besson doesn't need a third baby mama (hope HE knows that)....so maybe they had to get all the meaningful ones in there.
ReplyDeleteI don't see why it's a reason to make fun of someone. Lots of people have names on their BC they don't go by, like Willard Romney.
At least Willard has a valid birth certificate:)
DeleteWow. She'd be perfect to work at sprint or AT&T.
ReplyDeleteAt least they are half decent names?? At least there are no mowgli's or razor etc... in it!
ReplyDeleteRoman---lol--No boroughs of NYC in there, no trendy fictional characters, either. Too true.
ReplyDeleteThey could call her Rosalind triple A Florence Thurman Busson LOL!!! Ok your right it is ridiculous! But I do love the name Florence:)
ReplyDeletelostathome---Do people who work at Sprint & AT&T have long names? What's the joke?
ReplyDeleteI wonder that myself. Hopefully that wasn't meant to be a racist joke.
DeleteSeriously, next baby born will be named Essex, or Rapunzel:) Oh shit, I think I just gave someone and idea LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteRoman - I want to get pregnant JUST so I can give birth to little Rapunzel Essex Papaya!!!
ReplyDeleteI love the name Rosalind.
ReplyDeleteFSP - thanks for noticing my excellent copy and paste skills from The Google!
ReplyDeleteOh poor little thing but the sentiment each name means something is sweet.
ReplyDeleteI found this about Uma. Princess name somewhat appropriate...
ReplyDeleteThe beautiful blonde is a direct descendant of King Edward I of England, who ruled from 1272 to 1307. Thurman's royal roots are from her father's side.
Granddaughter of Friedrich Karl Johannes von Schlebrügge, a Prussian nobleman, and his Swedish wife Birgit Holmquist. -- IMDb Trivia: Uma Thurman
So her initials are: RAAAAFT-B. I'm just going to call her Raft.
ReplyDeleteIt's still better than naming your child Zoe Bowie.
ReplyDeleteZowie actually but he goes by Duncan Jones now.
DeleteLOL@ Dia, dont' do it:)
ReplyDeleteI just started reading Penny Marshall's autobiography (really good so far). When she started school the teacher sent a note home saying she may be "retarded" (teacher's word) because she did not respond to her first name, Carole. Up till that point she didn't even know her first name was Carole. From that time on, her mom had to send a note on each first day of school telling them not to use Carole as she won't respond.
ReplyDelete@madmama - we're on the same thought path. I was thinky Raffy!
ReplyDeleteHer official middle name is Penny.
ReplyDeleteThen why didn't they save the child a lot of extra spelling sessions and just name her Luna? Fuck, man!!
ReplyDeleteOne of my favorite philosophers/mystics was named Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim, but he went by Paracelsus mercifully.
ReplyDelete@ Barton, I have to say, I do like the Bombastus part of it:) Very original!!!
ReplyDeleteP.S. Anytime I see your name I always think of John Torturro and I dont' know why??
My middle name is florence, I hate it
ReplyDeleteLuna is my island name in hawaii
ReplyDeleteFucking ridiculous. They're not dolls, they're humans that grow up & meet other humans and have to explain the parent's horrible fuck you joke of a name they gave their kids. Insanity. My husband is Irish and the names he picked for our kids got shot down because of the spellings- we live in America and I did not want the teachers hating me & my kids for names like Roisin. Nice name, in Ireland. Here, always mispronounced & misspelled.
ReplyDeleteDid we ever get to find out who the celeb parents that were naming their kids something that matched a product / to help them endorse and get $$ were? I remember we guessed BAG but Noah Shannen is tame.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure that blind was written about Megan Fox and BAG, and I thought the same exact thing. Guess that one was wrong!
DeleteI've enjoyed Uma's performances in several things she's done and always thought she actually does have some talent at acting. She's also easy on the eyes, but I've always seen her as just as little strange. Can't quite put my finger on why, and I don't mean I suspect anything bad, really. She just seems a little "out there" for some reason.
ReplyDeleteIdioticlly long name. I agree why not just name her luna?
ReplyDeleteWhich isnt that great either, in terms if nicknames.
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ReplyDeleteShe should go by Rafe/Raif (R.A.A.A.F.) Thurman-Busson.
ReplyDeleteIrish catholic here with 4 names on my birth cert and a confirmation name. I like them because you've already got an alias ready for those guys on nights out who just wont leave you alone!
ReplyDeleteAnd she def did something to her beautiful face. I wish she hadnt; she was/is beautiful.
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ReplyDeleteRidiculous. Anything for attention.
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ReplyDeleteIf her first name is Rosalind, they could have called her Rosa.
ReplyDeleteMy cat's name is Luna. I think the names's better suited to a little black cat than a kid, but that's MHO.
I kind of...LOVE the name. It's so romantic. But I wouldn't do it to my child.
ReplyDeleteI want to know how this kid is going to write her initials. R.A.A.A.F.T.
ReplyDeleteFunny, Wee, I used my confirmation name back in the day on my fake ID when I was underage!
ReplyDeleteNah, the baby will live her life just fine, I think... I believe Uma-Arpad daughter will go to a prestigious european private school where her classmates are royal family babies with equally long and hard to spell/remember names.. and with all the money and connection Busson family have, she might have just skipped all the standard test and do a "Made In Chelsea" version of Manhattan in 2020
ReplyDeleteRoz is the WORST name ever!!
ReplyDelete??? Racist joke? Ummmmm...I have a black cat named Luna. All black with a patch a white at her throat which looks like a crescent moon. That's where her name came from.
ReplyDeleteWhy are peeps so sensitive on CDAN these days? Meh.