Uma Thurman Punishes Her Baby With Longest Name Ever

In a world where Megan Fox is now a mom and you really expected her to come up with a doozy for a name like Brian Austin Green Jr. or Cadillac, instead of Noah Shannon, you would also expect that Uma Thurman would show some restraint and not force her child to constantly have to struggle to write and spell her name and also to shame her for eternity because her name will not fit in the bubbles of a standardized test and her teachers will always give her the side eye on the first day of school. Uma and her sometime boyfriend Arpad Busson have named their daughter, Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson. I figure she will be about eight by the time she learns how to spell it. Oh, and get this. Uma says that everyone is calling her Luna. Then wtf didn't you just name her Luna which is not anywhere even in this seven word name. If the Altalune is where it comes from, then that should be first.