Today's Blind Items - She Is A Perfect Match
For the first time ever, our A list all movie actor who is still A despite having no real success in the movies in the past decade. You just feel like he never deserves to be called less than A list and when he makes a movie it is still his name above the title. For the past several years he has gone from one girlfriend to the other. They always tell him they have no problems with his sexual fetishes and quirks. He is upfront about them before he ever has sex with a woman and they always say they are fully on board because they want some of that pile of money he has. A few years ago he thought he had a match and he kind of did, but she felt like she could not be exposed to that lifestyle with her having children and also having a public image that is fun and flirty and not orgies and threesomes. They had a very acrimonious split. Like that word? Went into a calendar store over the weekend and saw that on some word a day thing. Vowed to use it this week. Not sure when I will get to use the word abstain which is the other one I saw. Anyway, our actor found someone not too long ago who said she was fully committed to his sexual fetishes and was ok with the filming him while he danced for her and touched himself while listening to some music he recorded. She was ok with him watching a mix video of his past sexual conquests while they had sex, but suddenly she would not take his calls and said that she was just too creeped out and needed something normal. Enter the new woman. Someone who is open to anything our actor wants to do. In the past month he has thrown everything at her and she has begged for more. When he made her watch while he was with two other guys she told him how sexy it was. No matter what he thinks of, she is on board with and our actor is in love for the first time ever. He thought he was in love with a previous wife but he says that he could tell she was all about the money and not really into what he is into and that with his current girlfriend it is totally different. They are "on the same plane," because they are both sexual freaks.
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Jim Carey??
Jim Carrey I presume?
It's cute that he equates good sex with love.
I was thinking Clooney the whole time!
And then Enty pulled out marriage on one of the last sentences. Now I've got nothing.
Jim Carrey?
eddie murphy
I was thinking Mel Gibson, but I really like the Eddie Murphy guess. He is into some STUFF.
I was thinking Jim Carrey, but the Eddie Murphy guess is good too. I was thinking Jenny for the ex w/ kids. Did Murphy date anyone high profile with kids?
Speaking of sexual fetishes - did anyone watch Boardwalk Empire last night? Weird sex AND full frontal male nudity!
As for this, at first I thought Warren Beatty but he's married. But I could go along with Jim Carrey.
This one actually could be Clooney....
Enty, here's a sentence for you to use abstain: I will abstain from bacon and booze when pigs fly over the frozen tundra of hell.
And following the DMC, Murphy is there just before halfway down on the right. Coffee with his mystery blonde.
Clooney has not dated a woman with children.
I was gonna say Eddie Murphy. He is notorious for having flop after flop but for some reason, his crap keeps getting released in theaters & not straight to DVD
No, on second reading its gotta be Jim Carrey. I feel like he's the favorite guess for half the blinds here though.
Not Clooney, because he has had some great films in the last decade (The Descendants had 5 Oscar nominations, for example)
I thought Jim Carrey too, with Jenny McCarthy being the person with a child and the flirty personality/rep
I like the Murphy guess...and Jim Carrey was on In Living Color
Eddie Murphy recorded some really bad music and I can totally see him dancing naked to it while pleasuring himself. Not that I want to see it...
But its says "some music he recorded" that sounds like Eddie Murphy and knocks out Clooney and Carrey I think.
Crap. EM was on Saturday Night Live waaaaayyyy back in the day. I guess if he just started there and was movies ever since, it would work.
Jim Carrey, George Clooney & Eddie Murphy have all done well known TV shows.
The blind says, 'In the last month, he has thrown everything at her. . . . "
A lot of website say Jim Carrey has been dating a 20-something Irish make-up artist for the last month. The websites (I don't know how reliable) also say she's trying to make it as a make-up artist in Hollywood and is very intent on making this relationship work
Eddie Murphy.
The girl w/the flirty and fun persona: Mel B (spice girl)
It says not a good movie in the past decade so both Carrey and Murphy fit.
Didn't Mel B. have a daughter(s) when she dated Murphy?
Carrey married Lauren Holly for a brief time, right? He dated Renee for a very short time and of course, Jenny for much longer.
I'm leaning towards Carrey who seems to have taken Ben Affleck's place as our top guess for blinds.
Totally Eddie Murphy, Scary Spice, Rocsi (from BET's 106 and park), and the new blond he's now dating. He's rumored to be fond of men and his ex wife is rumored to be formally part of the "lifestyle".
I bet Nicole Murphy has some STORIES.
I'll repeat was Cara said:
Jim Carrey, George Clooney & Eddie Murphy have all done well known TV shows.
It has to be someone else
"They are 'on the same plane'"
Clooney had the "up in the Air" movie.
Sounds like Eddie Murphy for the music. Sex to "Party All the Time." That makes me laugh.
I like the Eddie Murphy guess. Nice job super sleuths! :)
Emma Stone could be the girlfriend who got creeped out and wouldn't take his calls anymore... (assuming it's Jim Carrey)
Definitely Carrey. The on the same plane references the plane crash hoax from last week.
http://www.eonline.com/news/353209/jim-carrey-not-killed-in-plane-crash-death-hoax-strikes-again
Rookie question of the day:
When Enty says all movies, can that not mean they got they start on t.v but once they transitioned to movies they never went back to t.v? I know this has been discussed several times, but I've never seen one of the O.G's answer :)
I can't think of any A-listers who haven't done TV or that have went girlfriend to girlfriend.
Brad Pitt could kinda work except for the TV part.
Whatever peels your banana I guess
Samuel Jackson
My girl wants to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time!
Hahahahahahaha loving the imagery of him getting off to his own terrible song.
Clooney has been more successful in 2000's than in 90's. And he's never dated woman with kid(s) so can't be him.
As for the "all movies," Eddie Murphy only did SNL. Clooney did a string of TV shows. Carey only did In Living Color.
Awww, that is so romantic - well, it's good that he found someone compatible at the very least. And I like the guy already because he was upfront before he even had sex with these women. More of these, please!
I agree that it's Jim Carey with that young girl he is currently dating. She sort of looks like she'd be open - a lot of kids her age are.
1st, more power to the couple! Glad he found someone compatible with him.
2nd, although it sounds like Jim Carey, I think it's Eddie Murphy because,
3rd, he's in today's DM
Murphy was on SNL
Jim Carey started on In Living Color, which is tv.
It could be an older actor.
This reads Jim Carey all the way. The entire time I was reading it...all I could think was Jim Carey.
What? No Russell Crowe guess?
Meg - Fun, flirty, has a kid. Acrimonious split.
Soon-to-be ex - Danielle Spencer
New g/f: Not yet public?
Just for giggles, lets think of celebs that have recorded, Jamie Foxx, Russel Crowe, Joaquin Phoenix, Keanu Reeves, Billy Bob Thornton (not married)
I really think this is Eddie Murphy. Yes he did SNL, but that was 30 years ago and I think he really was only on the show for a year or two. He has since been ALL movies.
And you know what I am happy that the guy finally has found love! I think it's really interesting what people equate with love but when you can give your whole self and not have any judgements it really is an amazing glorious thing!
That was my guess. But I wiki'd him and he has done lots of tv. And he is currently a major voice on the tv show The Boondocks.
The whole time I was reading this I was thinking Jack Nicholson, but it could be Jim Carrey. Not sure Eddie Murphy always gets lead billing, though maybe he does.
I thought of Clooney
Oh man, if it hadn't said all movies, and if the guy hadn't died already, this would totally be
David Carradine! Alas, I'm wrong again!
To the TV thing - both Eddie Murphy and Jim Carrey starred on very well known sketch comedy shows. It's not like they did a bit part in a TV show as a one off before they made it big in movies. Murphy was on SNL from 1980-1984, and Carrey was on In Living Color for its entire run. Also - Carrey's had some big movies in the 2000's - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, I Love You Phillip Morris, Me, Myself and Irene, and Bruce Almightly all came out in the 2000's.
Come on! Everyone knows Enty messes with these blinds. I'm not freaking about the "all movies" line. If anyone has been keeping up with his Saturday reveals, it's pretty obvious he doesn't quite match up his info with is blinds to perfection.
That was my first thought
As much as I want this to be Eddie, "despite having no real success in the movies in the past decade" -- he got an Oscar nomination for "Dreamgirls" which was a huge hit in 2006. So I just don't think he fits. Jim Carrey hasn't had a hit since the early 2000s. He has done recent guest spots on a couple TV shows (30 Rock and The Office), and was a regular on "In Living Color" 20 years ago, though.
Enty, you arer a lawyer and abstain and acrimonious are new words to u??!!!!!
Everyone needs to stop getting so fixed on the all movies thing. Yes, JC and EM did TV but that was a looooong time ago, freaking decades. RIGHT NOW, JC and EM are ALL MOVIES ALL THE TIME. Almost everyone started on TV, folks.
@125, Eddie Murphy was just a supporting role in Dream Girls. Yes it was successful, but anything he's been in top bill has been utter fails.
He didn't say they were new words, just that he saw the two words over the weekend and vowed to use them somehow. I've done the same thing.
"My girl likes to party all the time, party all the time, party all the tiiieeeeime!!!"
@Eve - I was thinking Jack Nicholson the whole time, too.
@Aunt Liddy
haha...right?
Random: after his break up w/ Jenny, Jim Carrey dated a former ANTM contestant for awhile, Anchel, of middle eastern descent.
The girlfriend/wife timeline doesn't match Clooney. Otherwise I would have guessed him.
btw, he dated Kirsten Allan for a few years and she had a 5 or 6 year old son at the time.
So maybe she is the one who got creeper out.
Jack Nicholson will forever be A list, no questions!!! What's the matter with u people! :P
They are not sexual freaks. They are consenting adults engaging in mutually enjoyable sexual activities. Please stop being so judgmental. It would still be a juicy blind without the condescension.
And for whoever it is - good for you! As they say "get in where you fit in".
His ex wife was dating the guy with Kelly Ripa on the show,can't think if his name right now, and there were rumors he is pretty freaky too.
Just to be different......Sean Penn. Buttercup being the ex-wife. Not sure who the new girl is.
Has anyone heard the Eddie Murphey song "In your butt"? look it up. I seriously hope that was the song he played.
Vocabology is a great app for learning new words every day. They've got a big long list of the words of the day from different sites, some in other languages. What tickled me was when they included Urban Dictionary's words of the day as well. :)
I don't think it Jim Carey mainly because the only woman with a child he's dated is Jenny McCarthy as far as I remember & she's been quite open about threesomes and lady action.
Just for laughs, Mel Gibson.
OK, where the hell is that BrainBleach(TM), anyway? I need it after y'all got that mental image of Eddie Murphy beating his meat to "Party All The Time" stuck in my head, damn it!
...anyway, what Lucas said--if everyone involved is a consenting adult who's there willingly, and no children/animals/etc. are being harmed, then they can get their freak on all they want, as far as I'm concerned. Sure, it's juicy gossip, but it's not anything to sputter in righteous indignation over.
I kept thinking of Richard Gere...
Just to be different - Viggo Mortensen. For the last ten years he's made small, low grossing movies. Records his own "music" (if you can call it that) and spoken word cps.
Viggo was in all the LOTR movies, which came out in 2001, 2002 & 2003. He was also in A History of Violence and Eastern Promises, both of which were pretty big.
If you take In Living Color out of the equation, Jim Carrey does fit rather well. I hate the "all movies" caveat, it's never quite clear.
Murphy had Dream Girls. Which got him an Oscar nod.
If this is Murphy, I will lose it if he's dancing around to 'Whatzupwitu'; the song is pure falsetto gold.
Why does everyone think almost every blind is Jim Carrey?
Could this be Billy Bob Thorton? He was married, recorded music and is kind of a freak. Steve Martin also did a ukulele album. Just saying...
Oh Eris, I flove that song! I hope that is the song he was dancing to!!
hmmm, it says the blind has recently recorded some music??
all I know is he is a big ole freak!!
I think this is Smilin Jack N. He's a freak.
If this is Eddie Murphy the acrimonious split was with Tracy Edmonds. They were engaged but broke up over a huge argument that centered around Johnny Gill and Eddie's mother. I heard radio interviews from both Johnny and Tracy and they were at each other's throats.
Also Eddie has always been rumored to be gay.
Last but not least I have Eddie's album with the song Party All The Time and I still listen to it.
It is Jim Carey - the dead give away is the watching him with two other guys. Rumor has it he looooves to fuck guys - he does not think he is gay at all but finds fucking a guy the ultimate sex act. That is what drives the ladies away - once he opens up that level of his freakyness (he does not like to use condoms either) - they run.
Like Eris said, this is Eddie Murphy, and the tune is 'Boogie in Your Butt'.
You can listen to it on YouTube.
Some of the lyrics:
Put a telephone in your butt
Say, put some dust in your butt
Say "it's a must" in your butt
Say, pizza crust in your butt
Say, put a telephone in your butt
Put a dinosaur bone in your butt
Put a radiator in your butt
I'll say "see you later" in your butt
Put an alligator in your butt
Say, put some money in your butt
Sure it feels real funny in your butt
Say, squeeze it, please it, but don't tease it
Put it in your butt
Well, let me, let me just say
Put a hot cup of Brim
Fill it to the rim
And put it in your butt
To the beat
Two sugars, stuff so sweet
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
Put a quarter, put a penny,
Put a dime, put a nickel
Sure do tickle
Just put it in your butt
Put some change in your butt
Feels mighty strange in your butt
Put some grass
Put a shot glass
Put it in your butt, sing!
Michael Strahan. Retired player from the NY Giants. I think they're engaged, but don't quote me on that.
Jamie Foxx?
When did we stop guessing Jake Gyllenhaal for all of the blinds? Reese for the actress with kids. Taylor Swift as the kinky girl who got creeped out. I guess the wife thing rules him out. But we can't go a day without guessing Jake.
Didn't Jim Carrey guest star on 30 Rock last February 29? So he has had recent TV. Unless Enty didn't check that....
Thanks for that ...
My thoughts, exactly.
Johnny Depp
Sounds like me&my guy!
Didn't Jim (Carrey) sky write something beautiful to Jenny for some anniversary? Could the reference "to the same plane" be about this? I mean, maybe Enty is saying that they weren't on same page after all.
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