Monday, October 29, 2012

Today's Blind Items - The Open Marriage

It is an interesting thing. Lots of actors involved in relationships love to claim they are in an open relationship, but this foreign born A list movie actor is in one. Kind of. If you ask him, point blank he will tell you he is. His wife will too, publicly. The thing is, she says it because she knows it is what he wants. She has never been with anyone else unless her husband has made her or brought someone over and made her. She won't disappoint him. She is in love with him. It is not a fame thing or money thing, and she just believes in not ever saying no to him. Whether he brings home a woman or a man, she complies. Our actor loves to find women on sets of movies he is working on and hit on them. For himself.  He will also be glad to tell you about each one and what they were like too. He called one former co-star who is an A list movie actress a cold fish. Said nothing could get her to move unless she knew there would be press to watch. He said he tried for two movies to get one actress to sleep with him. She refused to even really talk to him off camera. He said he didn't care though. He said the best sex was with an actress who was probably B- list then. She usually only does movies now but got famous from television. He said that she looks and acts so quiet and then when you put one drink in her, it is like unleashing a tidal wave of sexuality. He said it was the one person he could not keep up with and has no idea how her current boyfriend is alive. Our actor loves married women. He had a two month fling with a very married actress while they were making a movie. Well, she is very married, but he is about guy number 10 to have sex with her since she got married.


57 comments:

  1. That's EXACTLY who I thought of. No clue on all his conquests.

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  2. Well we know Nicole Kidman was one..

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  3. If Ewan, the cold fish = Nicole Kidman?

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  4. Natalie Portman for the actress that wouldn't give him the time of day. I so would.

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  5. What about Michelle Williams for the actress he could not keep up with? She was in Deception with Ewan in 2008 and sort of fits the description

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  6. Michelle Williams for the one who got famous on tv.

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  7. Emily Blunt for the very married...Salmon Fishing being the movie, and Enty having commented on her proclivities in the past?

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  8. And finally, Emily Blunt for the married one.

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  9. I read that last line as Emily Blunt. She and Ewan Mcgregor worked together on a film called Salmon Fishing in the Yemen, and they also worked together for the Olympic opening ceremonies.

    Escalando!

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  10. Ewan McGregor.
    Nicole K is the cold fish.
    Michelle Williams is probably the best sex ever one. She got famous on TV, Dawson's Creek. She is probably not B- now but it does say 'back then'.

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  11. The Salmon movie came out in 2011, and Emily was married to John Krasinkski (sp?) in 2010

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  12. Christian Bale, Jennifer Aniston?

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  13. At 1st, I thought Javier Bardem, but I think Ewan McGregor seems to fit the best.

    Cold fish co-star = Nicole Kidman
    C*ckblocking co-star = Natalie Portman (Star Wars prequels)
    Best sex co-star = Michelle Williams (currently dating Jason Segel)

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  14. The line, "has no idea how her current boyfriend is alive" could refer to how Michelle Williams has a dead ex-boyfriend (Heath Ledger).

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  15. This is Ewang, I thought Ent has made comments about his open marriage before.

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  16. Wow, you guys are fast!
    Sure feel sorry for his wife. No self-respect...

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  17. I thought daniel craig but you all are right about ewan. Nice.

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  18. I thought daniel craig but you all are right about ewan. Nice.

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  19. Ewan Mcgregor for the guy
    Nicole Kidman for the A list cold-fish who likes press
    Natalie Portman for the one who wouldn't talk to him (Star Wars movies)
    best sex- got to be Michelle Williams, bf Jason Segel. they were in incendiary together
    and two month fling is emily Blunt. (yemen fishing)

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  20. I thought Ewan too. Great guesses on the women all of you. You got it!

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  21. This SCREAMS Ewan. Those open marriage rumors have been around for a while, though I tend to confuse his conquests with Jude Law's. Kate Moss was in the mix with one of them.

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  22. Ewan is currently filming in Oklahoma with Julia Roberts. . .ewwww.

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  23. Wow, you guys are good. I assumed Antonio Banderas, but Ewan is always papped being very friendly with his co-stars.

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  24. I think Ewan MacGregor fits. I think he slept with Nicole Kidman while making Moulin Rouge and got her pregnant. That's what broke up her marriage.

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  25. I was reading this as Antonio Bandaras. He is still considered A because of the Shrek movies. Angelina as the cold fish (can't remember the name of the movie they were in but it was awful), Catherine-Zeta Jones as the 2 time costar who wouldn't sleep with him. Have no idea who the firecracker could be. And of course, we all know that Melanie would do ANYTHING for her hubby.

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  26. yes, I was also thinking Banderas.

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  27. For the "cold fish," how about Renee Zellweger (Ewan's co-star in "Down with Love").

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  28. ewan with melanie laurent:

    http://www.celebitchy.com/91089/is_ewan_mcgregor_screwing_around_on_his_wife_with_actress_melanie_laurent/

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  29. Anonymous12:12 PM

    Ewan - - the "COLD FISH" is Jennifer Connely OR Helena Bonham Carter when they were in "Big Fish" together!

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  30. Banderas has had same-sex relationship rumours about him before, so that part fits. And I can see Melanie doing whatever he wants. But I just can't get on board with him still being A list.

    I like the Ewan guess, but I read his book about his motorcycle trip around the world and he made SUCH a big deal about being so offended by a guy who expressed surprise that Ewan would not cheat on his wife during the months-long trip. Altho, there have been so many rumours about him having an open marriage......

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  31. I was so excited to have figured this one out about a sentence in! And then I scrolled down and saw that everyone thought it was Ewan as well.

    So this must be a pretty easy one.

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  32. I assumed Penny Cruz's husband, since he slept with Julia Roberts. Don't know Ewan very well.

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  33. Glad you guys are here to help because I would have never gotten these.

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  34. Ewan MacGregor's wife would NEVER tolerate anything like that. Has anyone seen her ruining the Long Way Down experience for everyone involved by just inviting herself along on the trip because of her crazy jealousy? I'm not enough of an expert on him but no way does this woman ever let him even look at anyone else.

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  35. I would let Ewan McGregor do things to me. Terrible things. He is so incredibly hot it's unbearable. That is all.

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  36. Aw! I thought Ewan was so into his wife, Eve. If you watch "Long Way 'Round" and "Long Way Down" he just can't wait to see her and his kids. He is having a hell of a career though. That guy can do no wrong. Very sad if he's the cheater. I loved him for staying true to Eve.

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  37. I'm married...I wonder if Ewan would f*** me, too?

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  38. I totally see this as Ewan. Their reunion in long way around, totally in love.
    This says she does it cause she loves him that much, wants him to be happy. And we have seen him very "close" to some of his co-stars.

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  39. The only thing that stops me from thinking this is Ewan is I can't just see him talking to other people about his past conquests. Has he ever been a kiss and tell type person? I also can't see him bringing other men or women home for his wife to fuck. But I can see Bandaras boasting of his conquests and I can see Melanie going along with it because she wants to keep him.

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  40. @mmmbop: great guess!

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  41. Anonymous2:31 PM

    Ewan you cad. Ewwwwwan

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  42. so why does emily blunt cheat so often on john krasinskiaccording to enty? is he gay? open marriage? loves to be cuckolded?

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  43. Joseph Fiennes with Fishsticks Paltrow as ...well....the cold fish

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  44. Gotta note: MacGregor is in the photos today.

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  45. Ewan and Blunt, for sure. They totally banged.

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  46. @Cheryl Kate Moss was Jude Law. There were strong rumours he fathered Lila, and he and his ex-Sadie were revealed to have partner swapped regularly with Pearl Lowe and Danny Goffey (revealed by Pearl Lowe).

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  47. Ewan slept with Nicole, plus he was out sleeping with other women during the Moulin Rouge shoot. A paper reported it. He expressed outrage, but didn't sue.

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  48. The Banderas guesses sound plausible but I'd also believe it was Ewan. I don't really find him attractive - and DEFINITELY not in real life - but he tried to pick me up at an airport about three/four years ago so yeah, he steps out unless he just enjoys flirting with strangers

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  49. This makes me love Natalie Portman even more.

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  50. Nicole Kidman and Ewan McGregor had an affair while making Moulin Rouge, and he's the reason Cruise slammed her with a divorce over that Christmas at the 10 year mark. She had a miscarriage, and Cruise knew it wasn't his, but that it was Ewan's.

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  51. I thought that blind about nicole, ewan and the miscarriage stated that ewan was the real love of her life or something along those lines...or am i confusing blinds? long day at work my head hurts :(

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  52. John Schneider, for sure!!

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  53. It's not Ewan McGregor. I have some ideas on who it might be...

    But it's not him. He was never in an open marriage with his wife of 18 years, Eve.

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