Today's Blind Items - He Will Probably Die Soon
This actor was just about A list. Almost at the cusp. Movies, and television, this foreign born actor with the strange looking name was at the top of every list. An incredible actor. He has had some issues. Lots of issues. he still works all the time, but the people closest to him know that unless he really commits himself to getting help and not just when it suits his legal needs, that he will die soon. They say they expected him to die earlier this summer when he went on a ten day bender and was one step above passing out for almost the entire time. When the bender ended he slept for four solid days. He never woke up once for anything and had to throw away the mattress and sheets when he finally did wake up. Everyone assumes he just boozes it up because that is all he seems to get in trouble for, but heroin is what he lives for. Every waking moment is devoted to his one true love. He used to limit himself to once a day, and now he can't go longer than about four hours. He hates flying or anything that keeps him away from it. He says that he is thankful that despite being an almost A list actor, most people don't recognize him and that he can tell right away when looking at someone whether they can score him drugs. He does have someone in his life but all she can do right now is try to keep him from overdosing and to call for help if he does. He tries everyday to get her to join him which makes him really an a-hole in my mind. She has said no so far and thinks she can really help the actor. He keeps saying he can get her parts but he has not done anything. She says they never have sex, because his free time is devoted to his drug or finding his drug or sleeping off his drugs. She also says he is going to die soon. That his body just can't handle the drugs and the booze in such quantities every night.
I hate to guess this... Viggo Mortensen?
ReplyDeleteYeah, ignore this guess.
DeleteJonathan Rhys Myers?
ReplyDelete*Meyers
ReplyDeleteFassbender?
ReplyDeleteBenicio del toro?
ReplyDeleteI agree, Jonathan Rhys Myers. He's been arrested at least once, supposedly he cleaned up, but I think he's relapsed. He is circling the drain fast.
ReplyDeleteTealily, I think you got it.
ReplyDeleteYup tealily I think you got it
ReplyDeleteI thought Benecio, but sadly I think Rhys Meyers is right. What a waste...
ReplyDeleteI think Myers is gay though, isn't he?
ReplyDeletePleeeaaaase don't let this be Benicio del Toro!
i don't think that his name is strange looking, do you???? and there is absolutely no way it's viggo.
ReplyDeleteBenecio--he has a demon on his back, you can look at him and see he is deteriorating.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Myers guess....On the daily Mail today he is looking rough :/
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2221927/Jonathan-Rhys-Meyers-looks-little-worse-wear-heads-hotel-long-day-set.html
Love the daily mail!!
DeleteI know who this IS NOT.
ReplyDeleteBut sadly I do know what this actor is going through - he will die unless he gets thrown into a hole and finds something to replace the warm loving rush of heroin.
I wish him luck...and like Sisyphus, he'll climb that mountain every day.
I've been clean from H for four month now. Its so hard, so say the least. I hope this man gets help and begins to see that life can be beautiful without that miserable drug. I always thought life was electric euphoric floating around on my warm cloud but its just an illusion.
DeleteHey bubble, welcome back!! Stay with us!!:)
DeleteHi Bubble! My brother has been clean for 15 years--it CAN be done! One day at a time and, remember, you are not alone.
DeleteWith love,
B
Thank you both so much! Encouragement like this is what keep me strong. I appreciate it more than you know.
Delete*eyeroll*
ReplyDeleteOh lord, Himmmm chimes in. *snore*
ReplyDelete"Himmmm said...
ReplyDeleteI know who this IS NOT."
So fucking say it then, instead of playing coy and waiting for the inevitable circle jerk of attention you seem to love to get here.
Here's a thought! Start your own blog and stop using Enty as a way to garner some notoriety...like you did claiming to be Robert Downey Junior.
You are a fraud.
LMAO I see Himmmm has taken time out from filming Iron Man 3 to comment ;)
DeleteI pray that he recovers, I just can't see him die, it will literally kill me, I know fans like me and others dread this day
ReplyDeleteJonathan Rhys Meyers has been in troule before for alcoholism. He was fantastic in the Tudors. It would be a shame to see him ruin his life. He supposedly has a new show called Vampire on NBC, I think...
ReplyDeleteI don't think that JRM's name is that strange looking but the description fits what with his string of drunken airport escapades some time back.
ReplyDeleteBut was he ever almost A list?
The Benecio Del Toro guess seems feasible, but has he ever gotten in trouble for boozing?
I agree. I don't see this as JRM. Benecio fits.
DeleteI really hope this is not Shia but I really think that it is.. I used to love him but he seems to have gone over to the dark side. :(
ReplyDelete@jax
ReplyDeleteCO-SIGN.
Shia's not foreign born. Benicio del Toro always looks like crap.
ReplyDeleteI would like to also guess Jonathan Rhys Meyers, he's always been circling the drain it seems. I could have sworn he's had gay rumors for a while now. He's got that tortured look of hiding something very painful. Perhaps straight but went through childhood sexual abuse? I see something dark and unsettling, extreme unhinged suffering and pain in his eyes. Not that it's any of my GD business what this poor person's past is. Why do blinds always get so dark? I guess that's part of what makes them so interesting.
ReplyDeleteAfter seeing the DM link, I think JRM is a good guess. He seems to have dead eyes. :(
ReplyDeleteTo me, Rhys is a weird name. I wouldn't know how to pronounce it if I hadn't heard it before.
ReplyDeleteI've heard the rumors of him being gay and the girlfriend in this blind says they never have sex.
He was a big problem on the Tudors. It might have been a longer series if he wasn't such a mess.
Actually, I was thinking of Javier Bardiem as NOT being the guess. Not quite sure why/how that lit anyone's fuse (?). But hey - I guess showing sympathy for somone struggling through addiction is in violation of your rules Herr FrauJax? Is it trolling? Fraudulent? Just to opine and show support?
ReplyDeleteDid anyone curse you and threaten you for claiming Blake Lively is preggo? Did they call you a fraud unless you are her OBGYN?
You just cannot let anything be about the topic can you? You have to attack with your impotent rage? Indeed, as always, stay classy "Jax". I'm sure that the bitterness of your life of lonliness and failure will disappear in a decade or so. You never fail to make me smile ;-)
Yowzers
DeleteSo true, ignore all of the haters @himmmm. They wish they knew all the inside gossip instead of trolling on enty's page waiting to give snarky comments to those that post.
DeleteExcellent comeback.
DeleteYou made jax's day by mentioning him. I bet tealily is rolling her eyes with envy cause she wasn't mentioned.
DeleteA little disappointed in all of you:
ReplyDeleteKIEFER SUTHERLAND
My first thought was Benicio del Toro as well, but his tv work is long behind him.
ReplyDeleteIf you check imdb, Rhys-Meyers has only done one movie in 2011 (I don't even remember seeing him in Albert Nobbs), and one movie in 2012. What a shame. I remember watching From Paris With Love and thinking what a hot mess he looked. Sweaty.
I just can't understand woking so hard to achieve success to just throw it all away!! It is sad and sometimes some people would be better off as working class than being rich or famous!! Some people just cannot handle it! I hope he comes through ok, but I have a funny feeling he may succumb to it........ sigh..
ReplyDeleteRuh-roh....
ReplyDeleteI love JRM. Tudors was a great show, and he nailed the part, even though he is physically unlike Henry VIII.
I also loved a film he did with Chow Yun Fat (yum!)-he was compelling. He could definitely be A-list if he was clean and sober.
I would say Fassbender but he is non stop working and he wouldn't handle his schedule if he were on herion all the time.
ReplyDeleteRhys Ifans.
ReplyDeleteWhoa, what happened here? lol
ReplyDeleteI thought everyone at CDaN was bff w/ Himmmm?
What did I miss?
Yes!! Why do we hate hmmmm now???!!!
DeleteIs Keifer S. foreign born though? He is a mess when he drinks!
ReplyDeleteCanadian
DeleteKiefer is foreign born
ReplyDeleteI am on the Jonathan Rhys Meyers train. he has total heroin eyes. his pupils are always super tiny. My bro was an addict and looked exactly the same while using.
ReplyDeleteI'm just going to throw in Benedict Cumberbatch for the hell of it. He has a strange looking name.
ReplyDeleteOh, shit. That's even more feasible, @A RESIDENT. Lord knows his name is craaaaaaazy long.
ReplyDeleteCan't we all just get along???? Seriously, it is sad and whoever it is, I pray for their tortured soul. Himmmm I love your comments, don't stop.
ReplyDelete=[ dude put self together
ReplyDeleteKiefer was born in England is from Canada.
ReplyDeleteRoman. . .just playing armchair psychologist here but I think people with 'issues' may strive for fame/wealth because they believe that once they hit it big, all those problems will melt away. I don't think they consciously throw it away (as they probably aren't even aware that they are trying to solve their problems by being famous). Instead, I think that if they are fortunate to hit it big, they soon realize that the 'issue' is still there. And then they hit the wall of realization that the one solution they worked so hard at (fame) is as empty as any drink, drug or (insert any other displacement item) they use to cover, numb or hide their pain. Just my 2 cents, albeit a bit on the dollar side of long :)
ReplyDelete@goes:
ReplyDeleteAttention whoring, fame balling, name (or unnamed name) dropping, vague insinuations, hysterically over-detailed, unprovable claims... Every audience has it's bullshit level. "Himmmm" finally surpassed it here.
Then again, some of us were never convinced "Himmmm" wasn't "Enty" to begin with, and so once summer ended, pageviews dropped, voila - the mysterious Mr. Himmmm suddenly returns to comment again.
Hmmmm. Thanks Dewie.
DeleteI get that. Yeah, page hits/comments used to be nuts when Himmmm would post. I've been around here some time and have speculated on his identity and that of Enty, but I never believed he was RDJ.
@goesincircles, not everyone here believes that Himmmm is for real and they don't like that he implies that he's RDJ. Personally, I don't care who he is--he's always entertaining and things are more fun when he shows up.
ReplyDeleteKiefer is Canadian, but his drug of choice has always been alcohol. Always - it's no secret.
ReplyDeleteAnd I went from reading the blind to wondering about the history between Jax & Himmmm. Fascinating what happens when we're all anonymous. And whomever is nearly dying, where the fuck are your friends and family in all of this, why does no one have balls to help you? Sad.
ReplyDelete@circles - There are multiple factions. Those that fawn over Himmmm and feel like they've garnered some new celebrity pen pal who will one day make all of their lives better, those that can't stand the triteness of it all, and those who don't particularly give a fuck. I'm in that last one.
ReplyDelete@disco & circles, I agree. I find the fawning by other posters a bit grating, but anyone who can manage to weave an interesting yarn in the limited scope of a coment secton is alright in my book.
Delete@ Djane, I would be heartbroken if it was Viggo. I still think somehow, somewhat, we are meant to be together! :P
ReplyDeleteGoes in circles, that's what I thought too. I guess I didn't get the memo. Let's all join hands and start a love train, love train...
ReplyDeleteHappy Tuesday CDANers.
If Himmmmm is Enty that means he can write properly and every post is just him fucking with us, like Andy Kaufman?
ReplyDeleteI like that idea Dr Steve. Himmmm aka Tony Clifton
DeleteJRM is in DMC today, so that's my guess.
ReplyDeleteI just don't understand why some people don't like Himmmm - he's just a poster on a gossip blog. For a second I thought it could be RJD, but I don't think it's him. That said, he has fun posts, so I don't mind him posting on this blog.
Perhaps some don't like him because he takes too much attention from the other "popular" posters?? ;)
Couldn't agree more with this post
Delete::applauds::
ReplyDeletefunny how Himmmm always shows up and makes vague comments, yes, it's entertaining to a point like a soap opera, sort of a mildly distracting entertainment.
But the over the top accusations and doctoring of images? (I recall a photo from enty's roundup that was proven faked around the internets/blogsphere) sometimes, you just gotta know when to fold, know when to walk away, and..;)
You all get the picture here.
I am not a bad person but when I saw keifer attach that Christmas tree in the hotel it made my day and I laughed so hard about it - I think I might try that this Christmas! Also the picture of him in the Enquirer sitting with a few people and his pants are at his ankles is fucking classic!! I hope it is not him!!
ReplyDeleteI guess you can tell I think he is very entertaining - also i think he is kinda hot but not when he is drunk (of course)!!
I thought Jax and Enty knew each other personally? Am I wrong here?
ReplyDeleteOh and the Himmmm posts are pretty entertaining but why does he have to pretend to be RDJ? We will still like you even if your not RDJ! I personally do not believe for one minute that he is RDJ!
ReplyDeleteI'm with discoflux - as long as you're not unkind, post away. There are MANY here whose comments I enjoy, including Himmmmm. The ones I don't like I just do my best to ignore.
ReplyDeleteAs for this blind, I remember JRM from The Tudors which would make him A in tv, but has he done a lot of movies that would make him A?
@urban chaos, I just assumed that Entry threw that picture in as a joke, not that Himmmm or RDJ or anyone else sent it in.
ReplyDeleteCan someone please fill me in on the Daily Mail theory?? I have only noticed it the last few days in the comments.... :/
ReplyDeleteHimmmmm reminds me an awful lot of a former poster on alt.gossip.celebrities who went by the name Ambrose. Ambrose was fond of name dropping and coming up with some outrageous stories, and he, too, claimed to be related to famous Hollywood people. Over time, his stories became a lot less believable as he kept upping his game. Most people just humored him. But finally some people called him out on his bullshit, and didn't let up. Ambrose didn't like being challenged on his stories, so he went away.
ReplyDeleteIf you read any of Ambrose's old posts, they'll immediately make you think of Himmmmm.
@rejectedcarebear Maybe we're on to something here
ReplyDeleteLol @ Dr. Steve. Right?!
ReplyDeleteThanks all. I guess I gurss I fall into the third cata
gory IDGAF
yes, IIRC, jax has at least met enty in person.
Himmmm = The Amazing Criswell.
ReplyDeleteCriswell! LOL
DeleteAnnoying!!! Take that however you would like.
ReplyDeleteI always kind of got the impression that Enty and Jax are one in the same.
ReplyDeleteWhat is this picture your talking about?
ReplyDeleteUgh, so hard to tap with phone in one hand, baby sleeping in other arm. :)
But back on topic, seriously - look at this guy's freaking NAME:
ReplyDeleteKiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland
boioioioioinnnnnggggg
Oh and my first thought was Benicio Del Toro. But Kiefer is an interesting guess.
ReplyDelete@Err Jax is a better writer than Enty too...either Entster is playing rope-a-dope with his critics or he has friends checking on the comment board.
ReplyDelete@Urben Chaos - Are you implying that Himmmm is Kenny Rogers?!?!?! ;-)
ReplyDeleteThat would rad, though.
@It'sAJ, the content on CDAN increasingly mirrors what appears on the Daily Mirror site. A lot of the blinds looks like they've been crafted from articles and images on the DM site.
ReplyDeleteI thought this was Fassbender. I don't think JRM's name is funny looking. Moreover, I would not call him an almost A-list actor anymore. However, if Fassbinder's been working non-stop he doesn't fit.
@Dr. Steve - You are right about that!
ReplyDeleteI really don't care who Enty or Himmmm is. I've enjoyed this site for several years and intend to continue.
And to keep on topic, I agree with Keifer.
*Urban
ReplyDelete@ItsAJ:
ReplyDeleteA lot of the blinds appear concurrent with articles and/or photos on the Daily Mail, so more than a few shrewd commenter here has speculated (I think, wisely so) that "Enty" reads the Daily Mail and then crafts blinds based on those news stories.
It would make a great drinking game - do a shot every time you can link a CDaN blind to that day's Daily Mail. Granted, you would probably be dead of alcohol poisoning somewhat quickly...
I don't think that it's Keifer Sullivan because he was A list when 24 was on, not "just about." I'm going with JRM.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with a name that is difficult to pronounce, but we know who they're talking about. Like Jonathan rhyus meyers or whatevs. Although the Keifer name thing is interesting, too...
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Cillian Murphy but he doesn't really fit. Next guess is Jonathan Rhys Meyers.
ReplyDeleteSome people do not want to be helped. I have an uncle who is an alcoholic and drug addict. Heroin is his drug of choice, but any drug'll do. I think he's had 7 or 8 rehab trips. And he's not a street person...he graduated from Cornell and has been hired and fired as a CEO of three companies. My dad has gone to rehab three times for alcohol and painkillers. The damage he has done to his body is fanatical and he still loves his pharmaculials. Some people don't want to change.
ReplyDeleteI dont yhink they can change no matter hiw much they may want to
DeleteI like the Kiefer guess but he is pretty recognizable. I'll throw my hat in the JRM ring. He does have crazy eyes.
ReplyDeleteCan't we all just pop a midol and move on?
ReplyDelete+1 for Cathy
ReplyDelete@DrSteve:
ReplyDeleteI'm convinced half of Enty's posts are written before a liquid meal. Hence, sometimes they read like the ramblings of a drunk guy in a bar who's trying to tell you about this really interesting thing that once happened to him, even though he's lost you two minutes into the tale because of all the tangents. Imagine Detective Robert Goren interrogating a suspect - only Goren is doing it with a BAC of .467. That's how I see Enty at his laptop, pounding out blinds.
Thanks Beth and DewieTheBear! :)
ReplyDeleteDjimon Hounsou
ReplyDeleteStay strong BubbleKitten.
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ReplyDeletePost away Himmmm, Enty, RDJ, whoever you are. I like to think that he is trying to save a few lives.
ReplyDeleteJohnny is not gay at all! Just a very tortured soul.....poor love, . he was very abused by his father in Ireland ...he's a true sweetie, but with many demons....he's a raging alcoholic but I never heard he was into.chasing the dragon....if this is him, it.crushes me ...he's had some. great bouts with sobriety....bless him
ReplyDeleteMy current theory is that Enty is a she. The posts, especially lately, have a feminine tone. Not Jax though.
ReplyDelete@It'sAJ rumours have been circulating for weeks as some dedicated readers and posters (ahem) noticed that the Random Photos EL posts are the exact some photos from the DailyMail site. Once that was figured out it was easy to pick up that Enty was creating blinds around the photos and stories that are featured on DM for the day. So if you want to know the answers to the blinds just pop over to DM and all your dreams will come true.
ReplyDeleteI think Himmmmm is just a crank yanker but I enjoy some of the comments just the same.
CDAN is one big puzzle and once you start putting the edges together, the rest just falls into place. It also makes reading the site and comments a hell of a lot more intriguing.
Anywhoots I think the Kieffer guess is on the nose. Yeah yeah JRM is in the DM but I am not entirely sure I would consider him on the cusp of A list. Mainly those who watch the Tudors or are avid 28 days later fans (such as myself) are the only people to recognize and be able to name JRM. Kieffer has been around since the 80's, comes from an acting family, hugely popular TV show but I feel that his known party habits have always stopped him from attaining that last leap into Hollywood's elite. Close, but no cigar.
Also, not to nitpick but the DMC theory has been around for a few weeks now and is spoken about in almost every single comment section on this site. Research is your friend.
Wow obviously I am not an avid 28 days later fan because I totally got him confused with Cillian Murphey. Those two are interchangeable to me even though I am very fond of them both.
ReplyDeleteMe too !!
DeleteOooo SNAP we have a Snark Attack on our hands.
ReplyDeleteI'm staying out of it and going with Mr. JRM.
If you replaced the word "actor" with "actress" wouldn't it be easier to guess?
ReplyDeleteBenicio del Toro was born in Puerto Rico, which is part of the US. Since he was born an American citizen, he doesn't fit the 'foreign born' description. JRM and Keifer are good guesses.
ReplyDeleteIMO Enty is now a woman, whoever said Enty has female tones is exactly right. Definitely a female, and IMO, not as good as the last one. I think that's why I like Jax and Himmmm commenting, because it gives it more traction or meat (pun intended) then the feminine voice. Not that I don't like women, for pete's sake, but I liked thinking Enty was a man. A man's man, where guys confided in him, and the women were his best friends. :)
ReplyDeleteOh, to live in my world....
Honestly, I don't care WHO Enty is, but I liked fantasizing he's a he. And he knows stuff he shouldn't. THAT'S why I come here....
Enty called Pippa Middleton's laptop bag a second purse last week--bullshit on him being a woman.
ReplyDelete@Karen- I never attributed the 'plant' to enty but that's an interesting theory.
ReplyDelete@discoflux- if only himmmm was Kenny. That would be epic entertainment/commentary.
I am convinced that if I took heroine one single time, I'd be hooked. I base that on love Love LOVING pain meds the few times I've been prescribed them, so I'm waaay too afraid of them to ever abuse them.
ReplyDelete...until I'm 90. The year we turn 90, in 2052, the hubby and I are going to try heroin.
and I enjoy @Himmmm's comments. *shrug*
ReplyDeleteThe only posts I object to are those directly attacking another poster.
If it is Jonathan the girlfriend is Reena Hammer who is the daughter of Ruby of 'Ruby and Millie' make-up. They've been together off and on for years.
ReplyDeleteSean bean
ReplyDelete@JSierra
ReplyDelete"Mainly those who watch the Tudors or are avid 28 days later fans (such as myself) are the only people to recognize and be able to name JRM."
erm not to nitpick, but Cillian Murphy was in 28 Days later, not JRM.
@urban chaos - It could be anyone!!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com/
@gloaming Yeah I immediately commented under it correcting my mistake. Should have proof read.
ReplyDeleteAhh okay. Anyway it's easy to mix them both up. Too much beauty to behold.
Delete@ figgy, you right: heroin is where it's at ...when you no longer have to worry about "addiction", heh. Never tried it, but know someone who is basically prescribed it (oxys, close enough) and he is one happy mfer, lol.
ReplyDeleteIn fact, why da hell don't they Rx heroin to ppl (young and old) with freakin terminal conditions. Not the hospice morphine drip, but HER-O-IN. It's cheap, available, and makes you happy. What a way to go out. :)
(But I feel sorry for ppl who get stuck on it when they're healthy.)
@Silly Girl, your such a silly girl:)
ReplyDeleteJRM was also in August Rush and Bend it Like Beckham. That's how I know his movies.
ReplyDeleteSometimes i wonder if Himmmm is Ted Casablanca?
ReplyDeleteHere's my full of crap guess that even I can't see fitting for the answer to this blind - but I just want to write somebody different
ReplyDeleteGael GarcÃa Bernal?
Yeah, that's a totally sucky guess, ain't it?
I know an actress who worked on The Tudors with JRM. She said he was handsome for sure, but very aloof.
I realize that Puerto Rico is not necessarily considered foreign born, but what about Joaquin Phoenix?
ReplyDeleteThe BI says that he wouldn't always be recognized and while JRM definitely could be missed, I don't think Kiefer could easily be not recognized. Joaquin, especially when scruffy, could blend right in a crowd.
And let's play nice, people. We're all here to have fun. Whoever Himmmm or Enty is, I'm here to enjoy myself, not read a bunch of critical comments about each other.
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ReplyDelete@ Figgy, that's exactly what my guy and I are going to do! Once my life is over, then I'll risk the rest of it on addiction.
ReplyDeleteMy guy tried H a couple of times long ago and he STILL misses it. I won't touch it as long as I have something to lose.
It's not Kiefer - yeah I was fixated with him for quite awhile, during the Jack Bauer time, and his poison is alcohol ONLY. He was in a Bway play recently to awesome reviews, you can't do Bway on heroin. He's also A list, not almost. Yes even tho I don't pine for him anymore, I still will defend him! Except his drinking, at least he's not driving drunk anymore.
ReplyDeleteI personally find Rhys a strange name, and don't know how to pronounce it. He always looks strung out to me.
@figgy - we have the same plan, although we're looking at oxycontin as soon as we can't drive because of old age. (we don't smoke and don't like injections). So we're looking at around the year 2032.
ReplyDeleteWe support The Hemlock Society.
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ReplyDeleteOoohhh! (Rubs hands together) This is getting good. By implying that he is RDJ; Himmmm has opened himself up to alot of the same public forum judging and sniping that we all love to do based on the fact that we are even here. I love to ramble. I love to write in free thinking-association style, see I just did it again. But I have been attacked here and said I sound like I'm on something, drunk, rambling, etc. Who gives a fuck? It's a damn gossip comment section, woooo hooooo. I thought that this was my thesis for my masters degree. It's not? Get over yourself, and if your hung up on someone else, get over them, get over it, get over it all, nothing really matters anyways, we'lll all be worm food, or firewood (cremation), life goes on, cry, laugh, eat, sleep. And we will all keep doing it tomorrow. Big woop. I hope that Himmm is RDJ. Stars get bored too. And who cares if a star wants to comment with us and feel a little normalcy and anonymity? Or if some troll wants to pose? Who cares???? Whatevah. RDJ is a nice, good person who according to blinds anonymously pays for addicts to go to rehab. How can you hate on anyone like that? And if Himmmm is full of shit, then so what? So is the rest of the planet.
ReplyDeleteFreckles: Good guess! Sean Bean has been completely unravelling but nowhere near JRM's tortured status. Bean looks injured, JRM looks traumatized for life. JRM seems to have the kind of suffering that would lead to seek some solace in the arms of the devil.
Hahaha - my 95-year-old grandma is very hesitant to take sleeping pills that her doctor prescribed, because she thinks they are dangerous. In my opinion, there are worse things than being hooked on sleeping pills at the age of 95!
ReplyDeleteDominic Monaghan
ReplyDeleteI'm just going to throw this out there but say "I" if my posts annoy you. Even though I don't consider myself annoying.
ReplyDeletelol @Cathy, when my Grandmother was in her final years (she died at age 90) she would only take baby tylenol for her aches and pains! And she had multiple hip/knee replacements and had lung cancer!
ReplyDelete"I need to seek some solace in the arms of the devil" is going to be my new "I need a drink."
ReplyDeleteI was thinking of Viggo Mortensen while I read this, but I certainly hope that's not true. Plus, he's probably not working toward A-list as much as he may be moving down from A-List. Whoever it is, I hope the bottom hits soft and soon and that they get out alive. Their GF sounds like a gem for caring so much when it must be hell living with him.
ReplyDeleteDamnit people, don't say things like "I figured out who Enty was" and then run off and make no other comment! I lost a Saturday once to that shit. Either say it or don't. Or email me.
ReplyDeleteTRUTH, Feisty! I only care if it's Harvey Levin or Abba from the Amazing Race. I guess if they are well known, I care who it is. WHO IS ENTY???
DeleteMy first thought was Joaquin Phoenix.
ReplyDeleteBut JRM has those beautiful blue eyes. Wouldn't he be more recognizable? I go with the Kiefer guess. But then again he is too. Huh. Don't want it to be HenryVIII.
ReplyDeleteWhat a mess I missed here earlier.
Ralph Fiennes?
ReplyDeleteI hate that the clues point to the beautiful John Rhys Meyers. The odd looking (but not sounding) name. Hates flying=arrest following a flight.
ReplyDeleteI've never heard that he's gay, just that he is hard living guy.
Why does it matter who Enty is and who Himmmm is? This is a gossip site. By using aliases the site remains about the gossip and not about the blogger/columnist. There are sites where that has happened **cough**perez hilton **cough**.
ReplyDeleteBut about the actor in this situation: an addict has to want to be helped before he/she can be. Sometimes addicts get clean just so when they go back to their lover/best friend it has the kick they want it to have.
Rhys Myers is a great actor and sometimes great actors have major issues. Cillian Murphy did have a lot of buzz around him a few years ago but the last time I saw him I thought he looked like Skeletor.
I think what Himmmm was saying was about the posts that came before his "who it's not" comment. That's all I got.
I'm thinking Sean Bean. It's not a weird name but it looks weird due to similar spelling. Plus, he's a raging alcoholic, unfortunately.
ReplyDeleteSo... first, I think y'all are being really silly because it's pretty obvious that Himmmm is Elvis. Who ELSE would have this much inside info?
ReplyDeleteBut I second to every word @CarmeliteLady said. Really who cares who's who? For all we know, Jax, Enty, himmmm, RDJ, me could all be the same person.
As for the blind, I have a somewhat guess... I think that if Enty said that the person has a "strange" name is because he's from a English speaking country. Why? Otherwise it would be pretty obvious his name would have a different pronounciation. But if he's from Canada, Ireland, England, then his name should sound fairly "common".
Does that make any sense to you guys????
Viggo is not foreign-born and I doubt very much a heroin addict.
ReplyDeleteThat is all.
@Agent - I LOL'd at that
ReplyDeleteI like the JRM guess but I was also thinking Kiefer. I was also thinking Dominic Monaghan....he's kinda been out there with comments lately.
Fassbender is photographed every 3 hours or so. He was just in Austin with Portman shooting a Malick movie and he looked fantastic.
ReplyDeleteMust be JRM.
I'm gonna go with Sean Bean. #1 the blind says the name is 'strange looking' and Sean Bean fits that. Also, the blind says 'he hates flying' and Sean Bean has a well-known fear of flying.
ReplyDelete@White Lily - makes perfect sense to me
ReplyDeleteI like Himmmm...whoever he is. Don't care, comments are written well and interesting.
ReplyDeleteCount me in on the Criswell LOVE!!! Didn't Jeffery Jones play him in "Ed Wood"? (I like JJ as an actor, but he's, ahem, a pedo.)
Criswell:
'We should heed this warning about the future, because that's where we ALL be living someday.'
Or some such. Always hilarious!
Keanu
ReplyDeleteIs it a joke that people keep calling Jax a man? Jax is a woman from BC, if I'm not horribly mistaken.
ReplyDeleteI feel that yo_adriane may have guessed it with Rhys Ifan. Different name, and I rarely recognize him (he's got that chameleon thing going).
ReplyDeleteRegardless, let's hope this person makes some drastic changes
Bubble kitten. Congrats and stay strong. We're behind you
I like himmmm's comments too. Do they make the convos here more interesting? Yup. So what's the problem? Let your freak flag fly, dude (but we wouldn't mind if you dropped the RDJ thing soon)
Agree with the JRM guesses after seeing that link. How sad!
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm pretty sure CDAN is written and edited by a team of writers, just like Perez.
Wow, JRM looks ROUGH in those DM photos! But I don't think he could function on a film shoot if he was shooting up every four hours. Could he?
ReplyDeleteAND IT AIN'T:
Viggo was born in NYC
Benecio was born in Puerto Rico, which makes him an American citizen. Even Enty must realize that. :P
Joaquin - Also born in PR
FWIW, Jax is not Enty. Hmmmmm is not RDJ, although I do enjoy his posts. I just cringe a bit sometimes at all the fawning that's appears to be inevitable after one of his posts.
Some posters think that Enty is a woman. I'm like Silly Girl - I prefer to think of Enty as a man. And wasn't there a poster who claimed she exchanged phone calls with him after he saw photos of her after she friended him on Facebook ?
@libby - yes, the understanding is Jax is a woman from BC.
ReplyDeleteI don't really think Jonathan Rhys Meyers is a "strange looking name". Just to add another interesting-looking name to the ring, what about Gérard Depardieu? He works A LOT. I like the Benicio del Toro guess - he works pretty steadily, has won an Oscar among other things, and has been on TV.
ReplyDelete@Himmmm - I'm glad to see that you don't believe Javier Bardem is in any trouble. He's on my "laminated list"!
I wish people would chill out today. Geez. :/
ENOUGH WITH THE BITCHING AND MOANING. RIGHT NOW.
ReplyDeleteIf you don't happen to like a particular poster, then ignore them--believe me, there are people posting here I'm not crazy about, but I don't work myself up into a froth-mouthed frenzy whenever they post. Why is it necessary to start jumping up and down and screaming "IT'S NOT RDJ YOU MORONS STOP KISSING HIS ASS!!!" every time Himmmm pokes his nose in here? Why are you so obsessed with getting the rest of us to See The Error Of Our Ways? (I can't help but think of the cartoon "Somebody is WRONG on the Internet!" Yes, and...?) CDAN isn't any one poster's private fiefdom or corner of the playground; anyone can play here, and there's room for everyone and all kinds of perspectives, all of which strikes me as being A Good Thing.
I, for one, happen to have a whole bunch of fun bantering back & forth with Himmmm (whomever he may or may not be), and I don't need to be lectured about it. So, let me get this straight--you want me to blow off someone who's witty, makes me laugh sometimes and think other times, and gives me plenty of compliments, just because his very existence on the Intrawebs provokes you to toe-curling levels of bile and invective? Um...I don't think so...
As for whether or not he really is RDJ: (a) it never hurts to be friendly, because you never know who might be reading; and besides (b) who gives a flying rat's ass, anyway? He's a funny bastard with a strong sense of righteous indignation and excellent taste in baked goods, and I'm having fun with him. As for everyone else, y'all can come join our happy little picnic or not, it's up to you--just knock it off with trying to pee on our picnic basket, eh?
(The e-mail address is robin at mindspring dot com if you absolutely positively feel compelled to dump vitriol on me, but honestly, just save your time, trouble, and rage for a far more deserving cause or subject, OK? That way, we'll all be much happier, and CDAN will be a more pleasant place to hang out and post.)
You ever end up in my town and your first drink is on me. Well said.
DeleteHere too Cincy.
DeleteOooh, I like the Keanu guess!
ReplyDeleteAnd in addition, Jax has met Enty so yes they are buddies - didn't she even post for him a few times?
ReplyDeleteAh, gossip on a gossip site!
Himmmmm is sounding different lately than the main Hmmmm I know there's supposed to be 4, maybe the recent Himmmmm is a fake? I don't know or really care, it's all entertainment.
@Robin the Mad Photographer, what's vitriol? =(
ReplyDeleteI don't know much about JRM, but his name isn't really all that strange looking.
ReplyDeleteAlthough his name does look strange, Sean Bean seems more the classic abusive drunk.
Oh, and, IMHO, Himmmm seems like a classic cheeto-dusted troll who lives to be fed.
As for the actual blind item that started all the sound and fury:
ReplyDeleteSo far, Jonathan Rhys-Myers is sounding like the most likely bet, although Benicio del Toro might be sneaking up from behind (honestly, he's never been what I think of as attractive, but he's definitely looking a lot rougher these last few years). Whomever it may be, I can only hope they hit bottom and get some help before it's too late, because we really don't need to lose any more people that way. Also: big congratulations & hugs to BubbleKitten for 2 months' sobriety! Yay! *runs around throwing confetti* We're all rootin for you!
@Robin - Thank you for having the energy to pipe up about what I was thinking!
ReplyDeleteThank you Robin! Very well said.
ReplyDeleteNot JRM! He's in my top 5. Laminated!
ReplyDelete@BubbleKitten - Great job, girl!!
Thanks, Robin! Agree completely!
ReplyDeletewhere do these guesses come from? how would anyone know how much heroin somebody did in a day? i don't even know how much coffee i drink in a day and i sure don't know the habits of these actors mentioned. if it just random guesses then i guess elvis presley. we all know he is still alive.
ReplyDelete@Robin, I am making your brownies as holiday gifts. The legal kind:)xoxo
ReplyDeleteAw, thanks... *blushes* I'm just feeling a bit hormonal or something (perimenopause, anyone?), or maybe I'm just channelling my mom since I was visiting my parents this weekend. (The phrase "independent as a hog on ice" was coined for the maternal side of the family, I swear--never, EVER tell her not to do something, because she'll run out and do it as fast as any 77-year-old woman can!)
ReplyDeleteWhite Lily: here's the definition of vitriol for you, courtesy of www.merriam-webster.com:
vit·ri·ol noun \ˈvi-trÄ“-É™l\
1a : a sulfate of any of various metals (as copper, iron, or zinc); especially : a glassy hydrate of such a sulfate b : oil of vitriol
2: something felt to resemble vitriol especially in caustic quality; especially : virulence of feeling or of speech
Examples of VITRIOL:
--His speech was full of political vitriol.
--a film critic noted for the vitriol and sometimes outright cruelty of his pronouncements
Hope this helps!
I immediately thought Kiefer and am sticking with that guess.
ReplyDeleteI enjoy the Himmmm posts because it adds extra ~dramatic effect. I may not comment a lot but I read everyday. I did miss however the comment above...what picture did Enty post in a roundup the urban chaos is referring to?
I don't think people would care either way about Himmmm, but he is the one that implied that he was RDJ - so he is the one that wants people to think that and "fawn all over his posts"
ReplyDeleteI also love how some posters think they can tell other posters what to comment on!!
Agreed Robin!!
ReplyDeleteCongrats BubbleKitten!
@gloaming I think that is why I get them confused, they are both just so beautiful that it blinds me and I am unable to correctly look at their faces.
ReplyDeleteIt's almost a creepy beautiful though...or maybe that's just me.
I said it yesterday and I'll say it again. I find it hard to believe a celebrity would out themself so blatantly, especially with dishing such juicy gossip. However, I do believe about 67% of Himmmm's tea and enjoy his pop ins. I still think he's the Talley Griffith guy
ReplyDeleteI think of Entry as being male also, and I am still upset he hasn't called me or sent me flowers after seeing my fb pics.
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ReplyDeleteLol...with Hmmmm...I enjoy the posts and they amuse me :)
ReplyDeleteThank you Robin, I could not have said it better in any world or with words!!
My guess is Benecio, he looks so unhealthy and angry most of the time, he has huge dark circles under his eyes and seems "off" to me.
Please not Viggo!!
Thanks, @Robin!! But not quite, first I was thiking it was some sort of drug, lol
ReplyDeleteI guess I'll settle for "something bad", lol
And I agreed with what you said before, I just didn't get at first if you wanted people that agreed or not agreed with you to email you. Languages will do that to ya!=)
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ReplyDelete@Feisty - CO_SIGN! I have been lurking in the comments section on this site for a couple years now....waiting, just waiting for someones slip-up or obvious clues. I have a little one that will probably be diagnosed with ADHD at some point in her life, so I don't have the time or grey matter to dig/conjecture/research. But I still have the curiosity of a cat. If you EVER get a PM, promise me you will share? :)
ReplyDeleterhys ifans sure is a funny looking name, when you look at it, iFans, instead of iPhone with fans in it. I think that's a good guess.
ReplyDeleteBenicio is not a funny name, it's Spanish!
adegemini - welcome! Don't let them put your little girl on drugs just yet! My son was most definitely pegged as ADHD, and altho I think it is a legit disease, it's far too overdxed. School isn't cut out for active little ones, and when a girl is very active and precocious it's even more likely to be pegged. Wait until she's older, she might just grow out of it. My son is now almost 17 and is fine. His first grade teacher wanted him on drugs!
ReplyDelete@msgirl--Surely, Enty doesn't equate "strange" with names from other languages. Which is why I like the Sean Bean guess on that basis. It does say that everyone assumes that he "just boozes it up". I'm just not sure it fits...
ReplyDeleteI think Benecio's eye bags are hereditary rather than heroin-induced.
ReplyDeleteHi msgirl :) I don't plan on putting her on meds...but I may be self-medicating! lol I can NOT leave her to her own devices for more than 2 minutes or my headboard is spray painted, the floor cleaner is dumped on my floor, the sugar has been mixed in to make a "recipe", and she has unlocked and opened the back door to run around in her underware in the back yard.
ReplyDeleteI think I just developed a girl crush on Robin. Thanks for saying that. I hate all the negativity. We're just supposed to be guessing blinds, here. It's fun. If @Himmmm has insider knowledge, I'd rather he dole it out in clues. What fun is it to just be told something? The fun is in the sleuthing.
ReplyDeleteAll that said, I like the Sean Bean guess because of the strange name thing.