Today's Blind Items - The Embarrassing Mom

All kids are ashamed of their parents at some point. Most of the time there really is not a reason to be, but then again, most of you are not the offspring of this C+ list actress with A- list name recognition from a very hit network television show that has said its final goodbye after a very long run. Our actress typically awakens around noon. She used to attempt to wake up and see her offspring off to school, but gave that up when she no longer had to go to work. Now, she tries to get up before noon after hitting the sack around 10pm. That is a long sleep, but then again you were not drinking for 10 hours straight. Yep. Right when she wakes up she gets a little pick me up going and lights up a cigarette. I love how she is so anti-smoking when she chain smokes in her house. By the time her offspring come home from school, our actress has a good buzz on. If her daughter has brought home friends, sometimes our actress will bother to change out of her robe and into clothes. Otherwise, it is a full on body display for all the children that come over. Not that the boys are complaining. How many times has our actress fallen over a piece of living room furniture and ended up practically naked on the floor and yelling at some maid she fired a few weeks earlier about moving stuff. Our actress has lots of injuries attributable to her drinking. She lost a tooth about a month ago. Cost her a paycheck on a commercial too. Couldn't do it. Was at the dentist. Our actress yells a lot. Randomly. To no one in particular. Her off spring hate bringing over friends, but what is worse is when there is a birthday party at a friend's house. The parents are so excited to be meeting a huge television star and end up getting a stumbling drunken mess who has been known to eat with her hands an uncut birthday cake. She has also been known for forgetting a present and writing a $1000 check to the birthday boy or girl. Not in a card mind you, but pulls out the checkbook right there and makes a big show of it. Says it all out loud.