Random Photos Part Two
I'm not sure what kind of look Jessica Biel was going for here on her dinner date.
Jennifer Lopez copies Victoria Beckham. Takes her daughter to Fashion Week. All looks good so far.
"Mommy. I'm bored."
"OMG. Mom when does it end? And why does that guy on the end smell like that Kardashian perfume you hate?"
"Oh. I see someone brought a child. This is my make a child happy face."
Also at Paris Fashion Week is Scarlett J.
And Jessica Stam.
I guess plastic surgeons are still developing a "hand lift" procedure and that's why the orange guy wears the gloves?
ReplyDeleteI like Jessica's look here, at least she got those gawd-aweful blunt bangs off her face.
ReplyDeleteIs that a mark on Jessica's forehead or the lighting?
ReplyDeleteIt looks like a small scar which may have explained the bangs
DeleteIf I were going by body language I'd think JLo's boy toy was more interested in Baptiste.
ReplyDeleteHis body language also states that he thinks he is really something special, he thinks he belongs there with the A list stars. The dwarf lover is taking up more room than even Kanye, who has a notorious ego, and at least deserves to be there.
I barely recognized Scarlett J.
ReplyDeleteIt must've been very embarrassing for JLo, but I admire Emme's honesty.
Bwahaha, I love Karl's caption!
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell kind if idiot get up is karl wearing?! Is he trying to be a pussycat? Of course emme is bored, shes 3!!!! Im bored, and im way older. I think biel was trying to look likee a girl with greasy bangs. Shirt and pants not bad, but blue shoes not happening. Jesus, doesnt she hv a girl friend to say, ugh no, thats not a go?!
ReplyDeleteWhy do models do the 'I really have to pee' stand?! I can't stand that! My husband says they look stupid, too, so I'm not sure it's an 'I'm sexy' pose....
ReplyDeleteThe uncle Carl comment was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteLOL@Sarah
ReplyDeleteScarlett looks nice.
ReplyDeleteThank God! The bangs are gone.
oh J Lo.....what 4 year old wants to be at a boring Fashion show?
ReplyDeleteThose kids look so much like Marc....I don't think either of them is cute.
Uncle Karl is so NOT inviting Jennifer to the next season's show. She screwed that one up.
ReplyDelete@parissuckliterally LOL I think the same thing about JLo's kids & Jessica Alba's daughter Honor,they are just not cute kids, but then I always feel bad. As long as their parents think that they are beautiful is all that matters,I guess.
ReplyDeleteIdk, all kids great to me.
ReplyDeleteMeant look great
DeleteKarl Lagerfeld thinks he's looking fashionable there. More like ridiculous. WTF are those glove thingys? A lot of "fashion" is garish and makes absolutely no sense, IMO.
ReplyDeleteI think that's just Jessica's bangs falling onto her forehead. But oh boy, has she ever overdone the fillers! She looks plastic!
ReplyDeleteOf those two rumored closeted guys, Casper sure does look more interested in the hot dude than Kanye does.
I think that bottom one is Leigh Lezark, the Misshapes gurrrl. Sad to make this correction because that means I know who she is :(
ReplyDeleteThought there was a Blind about a celeb being a copycat to another celeb? JLo wanting to be just like V.Bechham by bringing her kid to the show?
ReplyDeletelol @silly girl. the pose is meant to make an appealing curve from the hips and to slim the thigh. but yes, if it's done too casually/tensely/whatever then it looks a little awkward.
ReplyDeletej.lo has such pretty bone structure and skin. and her hair looks good.
FingerBinger, exactly! Honor looks just like Cash Warren! That is going to be one pissed off girl when she grows up. :)
ReplyDeleteBlah blah blah. all kids are NOT beautiful, they are PEOPLE. They come in all shapes, sizes and degrees of beauty. It doesn't make anyone a bad person for realizing this. I love kids, most of them are great, but they are not all beautiful.
T.E., Jennifer doesn't have a single original feature left & that isn't her hair. All the plastic surgery , botox & blonding, hair extensions, wigs- everything money can buy. She used to be hispanic before her lips were thinned, her nose & bridge slimmed, view her natural before self here:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.jenniferlopezmusic.co.uk/photos/166706-Jennifer-Lopez-Young-Jlo-Jennifer-Lopez-Feet/
Will cover her amazing transformation & love life in future:
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